Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

[Member 39557]

Football
A helicopter has just flown over BBC Sport HQ, which is barely a par five away from Old Trafford, but there is no confirmation yet of Juan Mata's move to Manchester United, as soon as we have it we will bring it to you.

 

[Earthquake]

Ah feck off dick lips.



For realz?

The realziest.

 

[Genius Me!]

cnuts.

Miss McQueen.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Someone answer the feck, who is the hot looking bint on SSN? I must know!

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Sparky is so dumb lol.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

This thread is glorious.

 

[Red Shorts]

@Damien , can you enlighten us on this please?

No I don't know who she is! Who is she?

Ex-poster on here, if you believe the lies.

 

[RDCR07]

Someone answer the feck, who is the hot looking bint on SSN? I must know!

How do you not remember Hayley?

 

[rimaldo]

Or the name of a low to medium class Spanish prositute.

is there any other kind?

 

[coolredwine]

paddy crerand.

 

[Earthquake]

Yes, all along she's Fellaini, reporting for Sky while injured.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

I rekon Juan Mata listen's to R.E.M.'s output from 83-92 whilst walking his Italian Greyhound.

I imagine he's definitely a fan of art-house films too... and probably very keen on world cinema.

 

[Kevin]

Is that jaybezia? Creep..

 

[Earthquake]

is there any other kind?

They're the best kind. Value for money Spanish hooers.

 

[iSparky]

Miss McQueen.

Thank you!

 

[shaggy]

Fellaini looks a bit like Fagin there.

 

[Werder Herzog]

I imagine he's definitely a fan of art-house films too... and probably very keen on world cinema.

His favourite film is The Conformist by Bernando Bertolucci.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

@Damien , can you enlighten us on this please?

T'is 100%,

She was chased off by some fecking idiots.

 

[rimaldo]

he looks like he's just been given an award for snatching kids and he's bloody thrilled about it.

 

[Member 39557]

Fellaini looks a bit like Fagin there.

That's why I've always felt that Everton picked our pockets when we got him.

 

[Shane88]

Juan on Juan with The Great Juan.

 

[Spoony]

Juan Mata.




It Juan Matta anymore.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Juan Mata.




It Juan Matta anymore.

... get out.

 

[Dobba]

Someone answer the feck, who is the hot looking bint on SSN? I must know!

Gordon McQueen's milkman's daughter.

 

[alastair]

The minutes tick by...

 

[rimaldo]

you've been rock bottomed.

 

[Spoony]

... get out.

Juan Matta!

 

[AngeloHenriquez]

How about Juanker instead?

I'll take what I can get

 

[Rooney in Paris]

The minutes tick by...

Shut up!

 

[Freak]

Juan on Juan with The Great Juan.

 

[Plugsy]

Sky Sports coverage is shit. HUGE deal and yet they cover it in about 12 seconds with that cretin by the touch-screen TV

 

[Earthquake]

feck off Sky, no one thinks this cricket crap Matas.

 

[Genius Me!]

... get out.

dont ask, but this actually made me laugh. Maybe because of how shit the pun was.

For Juance we're in agreement Cina.

 

[iSparky]

The minutes tick by...

Its okay, the BBC heard a helicopter fly overhead not long ago. They say it was clearly on route to Old Trafford.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Juan Matta!

I used to think you were cool, til Xenforo happened.

You're shit without your avatar
shit without your avatar
shit without your avaaaaaatar
you're just shit without your avatar

 

[ecantona7]

Can someone please give me an update on what's going on? Don't feel like reading 40 pages to catch up.

 

[Varun]

Why's everything quietened down?

 

[iSparky]

Calm before the storm.

 

[Varun]

Bayern matched our bid. He has to choose between the 2 clubs now.

 

[Genius Me!]

Can someone please give me an update on what's going on? Don't feel like reading 40 pages to catch up.

Then you're going to miss out on 40 pages of Juank worthy puns. Your loss.

 

[RDCR07]

Give him the #7 jersey. He is worthy of it.