Y'know, on a day when Juan Mata might sign for Manchester United, the mental image of Rhiannon Fish on a nude beach doesn't have any impact on the blood flow to my penis.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Going to give it another hour to wait for any updates.
He wouldn't be saying it's unfair if Chelsea were flogging one of their players to him today would he? I find everything about Arsenal more intolerable week after week. Why can't they focus on themselves and the fact they look quite formidable rather than continue to whine about everything else?
What?
They had the most shots on goal last season I think, or at least for most of it, so pro rata, I still wouldn't say they are a crossing team. We have struggled to create chances for a while now. Everton used to pepper the opponents goal.
Admittedly, my assessment is based on a two eyes observation as opposed to statistical analysis, so who knows.
Come on, when can I edit him into my Fifa team?!
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You know, I never thought of that
More like when will he be edited into the online squads! L1 + Triangle with Mata on Fifa 14 is just the perfect combination.
That nagging feeling that something will go wrong and we won't sign him still remains... It seems too good to be true... I need confirmation....
I do hope you have the bragging rights and that it's an indoor office with proper heating - otherwise, that would just look pathetic.
Qué?
Eh, I don't much play online, tbh.
Don't lose your faith! Of course he will come!
What's the point? After the Chelsea loss and Sunderland defeat, there will be a -3 to -4 on all players. ffs
The thought of signing Mata and Justin Bieber getting arrested in the same day is just a great recovery remedy so soon after crashing out of the league cup 
Is that you, Moyes?
The only part that worries me is that he'll be met by David Moyes.
Or I can continue using Chelsea and Spain until Juan Mata destroys Cardiff City next week.
Rooney, van Persie, Nani, Kagawa, Fellaini and Mata will all be unaffected by those results so it'll be fine.
Or I can continue using Chelsea and Spain until Juan Mata destroys Cardiff City next week.
Imagine if we are playing a Premier League side in an important game and are 2-0 behind with 10 minutes to go, Young and Valencia aren't playing well as they usually do and we need someone to lift us. Can you think of a better player to bring from the bench than Mata? He'll be priceless in that role.
We should also have Rooney as a sub then
Why the hell wouldn't you have him as a starter?
What planet have I woke up on this morning?
We're currently not a direct rival Arsene you prick, well not in the PL anyway!
Edit: Not sure why I quoted Erics post?? sorry Eric mate!
why is the medical tomorrow and not today?
I generally feel for the sanity of those that think Mourinho is selling him simply so we can nick points off City and Arsenal. fecking hell. Yes, if it happens its a plus but it is so not the reason they'd have decided to sell or not.
Who said it's tomorrow
We need players who are solid defensively out wide. Young and Valencia offer that.
Does anyone know how much we will be paying Mata? He was supposed to be on £60/70K at Chavs, must be around the £100K/wk mark? Can't be more than we pay Young though, surely...
I said on page 19 on this topic.....Chelsea would consider selling Mata to us cause they have played us home and away.
By selling Mata to us, it would help our squad and would be better for them.
No wonder Wenger is complaining.
By selling Mata to us, it would help our squad and would be better for them.
No wonder Wenger is complaining.
Indeed, it's baffling. Chances are we're going to lose to City and Arsenal with or without Mata plus I think he'd win them far more points if used correctly - Mourinho doesn't fancy him though and is letting him go because if that.
Wenger is such a bitch. Unfair? has to be the stupidest thing i've ever heard from him.
150k rumours...Does anyone know how much we will be paying Mata? He was supposed to be on £60/70K at Chavs, must be around the £100K/wk mark? Can't be more than we pay Young though, surely...
Does anyone know how much we will be paying Mata? He was supposed to be on £60/70K at Chavs, must be around the £100K/wk mark? Can't be more than we pay Young though, surely...
I wouldn't be surprised if we doubled his current salary. Even though he hasn't played much this season, he's still one of the best around, and to earn less than half of Rooney and van Persie doesn't seem right.
What difference does it make anyway? I couldn't care less if he got £20k a week or £200k a week. That's for Woodward to care about, not the fans.Does anyone know how much we will be paying Mata? He was supposed to be on £60/70K at Chavs, must be around the £100K/wk mark? Can't be more than we pay Young though, surely...
Times saying 140kDoes anyone know how much we will be paying Mata? He was supposed to be on £60/70K at Chavs, must be around the £100K/wk mark? Can't be more than we pay Young though, surely...
Is Wenger real? What the feck is he on about? Cry some more you whinger.
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