Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

[Mockney]

 

[Melvyn]

Arsene He loved Mata.

Didn't Arsene try to sign him but he chose Chelsea?

 

[dileno]

 

[dileno]

Bale, Walcott, Ronaldo and MATA are my favourite players outside United. So glad the little magician is joining us!

 

[Dante]

It's Juannakah!

Today we're the Jewish boy at Juanakkah.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Weird helicopter.

 

[TheGame]

One thing he has in his armory is a great set piece, corners, free kicks etc. Hopefully we can now leave our strikers in the box for these things rather than them taking them.

 

[Deleted 20801]

One thing he has in his armory is a great set piece, corners, free kicks etc. Hopefully we can now leave our strikers in the box for these things rather than them taking them.

I'm confident we will be able to break him and completely destroy any existing ability to take a corner within the first week.

 

[The Man Himself]

ffs Has he signed yet?

 

[Earthquake]

I've had SSN on most of the morning. I don't usually watch it. I didn't realise they only have 10 minutes worth of news per day, and they just repeat it ad infinitum.

Nobody cares about Anelka today. Or Golf. It's Mataday!

Yeah, it's shit.

Apparently they don't even have a cnut watching at Carrington..... come on lads, ya might spot a chopper...

 

[Man-United]

Only competition he can play in for us now is the league. 16 games this season.

 

[Red Shorts]

I just had to change my pants.

 

[MPTutd]

Old photo. THat is not even Mata.

 

[Red Shorts]

Old photo. THat is not even Mata.

Not sure if serious..

 

[Adzzz]

ffs

 

[walsh]

Old photo. THat is not even Mata.

You're right, it was Fellaini. lol

 

[TheGame]

Old photo. THat is not even Mata.

Is that someone going to court?

 

[Rooney in Paris]

I'm confident we will be able to break him and completely destroy any existing ability to take a corner within the first week.

Don't be silly, it's not as if he'll even practice them anymore. They're Ashley Young's defended territory.

 

[Donaldo]

Didn't Arsene try to sign him but he chose Chelsea?

Deal was almost done apparently before Chelsea came and blew us out of the water.

 

[narnar]

Only competition he can play in for us now is the league. 16 games this season.

Is 16 games enough to get a winners medal?

 

[walsh]

Is 16 games enough to get a winners medal?

Not for us.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Arsenal could've have him for £17.5m in 2011 couldn't they? But they stalled on the deal, the clause expired and Chelsea came in with the extra £6m Valencia wanted when the clause expired?

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Deal was almost done apparently before Chelsea came and blew us out of the water.

I forgot that.

Carry on Arsène, we love the taste of your tears...

Spoiler

 

[Randall Flagg]

Would anyone agree that he might become our most handsome player?

Sorry Evra, you are my number 2 now

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Not for us.

Isn't there a medal for winners of the 4th place trophy?

 

[Melvyn]

Deal was almost done apparently before Chelsea came and blew us out of the water.

Classic Chelsea.

 

[Getsme]

Is 16 games enough to get a winners medal?

Do they give medals for The top 4 cup?

 

[Dominos]

When the news broke on Monday...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...eas-unsettled-Spain-midfielder-Juan-Mata.html
What a load of shite.

Shit article with shit journo guessing. Relieved we are not falling into the trap of acquiring another luxury player and lessen our budget for a saucy summer.

Completely false.

Two shite journos. They put their heads together and came up with this.

All we're doing is wasting our time if this is true. Chelsea won't sell to us you gimps.

Gotta name and shame these non-believers

 

[Tomalonge]

Would anyone agree that he might become our most handsome player?

Sorry Evra, you are my number 2 now

He's absolutely battered the lot of them for the title. Great looking man.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Do they give medals for The top 4 cup?

They deserve medals don't they?

 

[Mockney]

Old photo. THat is not even Mata.

Damn, and I would've got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

 

[shaggy]

I swear the Telegraph never used to be this reliable.

 

[walsh]

So Chelsea swooped in last minute for Mata? They did exactly the same with Willian and have apparently done it again for Salah. I mean, why does it take clubs like ours so long to 'prepare' bids when Chelsea are so efficient!?

 

[Tomalonge]

Would anyone agree that he might become our most handsome player?

Sorry Evra, you are my number 2 now

He's absolutely battered the lot of them for the title. Great looking man.

 

[Randall Flagg]

Jesus I had forgotton Gervinho even existed. Where the feck is he now?

 

[Randall Flagg]

So Chelsea swooped in last minute for Mata? They did exactly the same with Willian and have apparently done it again for Salah. I mean, why does it take clubs like ours so long to 'prepare' bids when Chelsea are so efficient!?

Endless supplies of cash for fees and wages tend to help

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Jesus I had forgotton Gervinho even existed. Where the feck is he now?

tearing up Serie A with Roma.

 

[The Man Himself]

Jesus I had forgotton Gervinho even existed. Where the feck is he now?

Roma. He even scores nowadays. Scored a winner as recent as couple of days ago vs Juventus in Coppa Italia to knock them out.

 

[Red Shorts]

Jesus I had forgotton Gervinho even existed. Where the feck is he now?

He actually scored the winner for Roma against Juve in the Coppa Italia quarter final 2 nights ago, been a revelation there.

EDIT: what he above said.

 

[walsh]

Endless supplies of cash for fees and wages tend to help

Yeah but have you seen our warchest? Might be a bit dusty and the lock is fiddly as anything but still.