Oh feck sake, even if he signs don't forget 1 in 4 people get cancer at some point before the age of 65..
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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That Carrie remake is a bit weird.
Just been looking at some Mata stats. In the 5 seasons before this one the lowest amount of starts that he made in the league was 33. This is not an injury prone player. It will be interesting to see if he picks up any niggles whilst adjusting to the Moyesian training method.
Jesus H Christ, it's disgusting shit like this which is the exact reason that tampon adverts use blue liquid.
Reminds me of Jerry the Berry like that. Keep expecting him to moan about "looking like a gay satan".
Mate, you're talking rubbish.
Coleman crossed the ball more than Evra and Rafa last season. Coleman 97, Evra 87, Rafa 81. Baines... 353! Mirallas, 120 crosses, Valencia 163, Kagawa 22. I could keep going if you like? Heck even Pienaar had 95 crosses.
Everton last season were by very definition a crossing team. That's what they did.
The point still stands: so far all we have is press rumours yet many take it for granted he's joining us. Even though in the case of Ramsey even the official announcement that we had agreed a fee meant feck all in the end.
Here's the Ramsey statement btw: http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2008/Jun/Ramsey-fee-agreed.aspx
I am back from office. Has that helicopter landed at Carrington yet?
Round is halfway through assembling the pad as we speak. Problem is it's turned out square shaped, so he is reassembling it.
Just woke up, any updates? I dreamt that psg had a €50m bid accepted for him 
Your stats show that Coleman doesn't cross nearly as much as Baines, and that their wide men crossed less than ours.
Yep, he's a special talent.
But if it's true that Baines had 353 crosses then that's fecking insane. I knew they were very reliant on Baines to create stuff but that's on another level. How can you say they weren't a crossing team if that's the case? That's 10 crosses per game from Baines alone. Puts Valencia to shame.
think he'd be incredibly over priced
Plus he's Englandese. Looking at all the foreign players linked to us in this forum, we could always do with a few more England internationals the squad.
If that's the only one, then you're luckier than you have any right to be; damned, f****, shit, crap snow!
Predictions for the number of pages we will reach before either we sign him, or the window closes and we don't get him, or the likes of PSG hijack the deal?
I predict we shall sign him, by sunday, and it will reach 290 pages by then.
I predict we shall sign him, by sunday, and it will reach 290 pages by then.
Hopefully he will show Kagawa how a little man uses his body to hold the ball!
Those 2 should enjoy playing together though if we can fit them in.
Those 2 should enjoy playing together though if we can fit them in.
Just read the full Wenger thing on Mata.
He's a precious bugger sometimes isn't he?
He's a precious bugger sometimes isn't he?
On twitter that he has arrived at Carrington for his medical apparently
ffs. Can't even do a single thing right.
Would you rather 44 degree summers?
show us the tweets.
I was hoping pics of Mata hiding under a blanket would have appeared by now....back to waiting cautiously.
The comments that "they could have sold him two weeks ago" is laughable really. He can be a real moron sometimes.
Absolutely love the 'How dare Manchester United buy great players' attitude opposition fans (and managers) are showing atm
Do they come with Rhiannon Fish in a bikini??
If you take Evertons two regular fullbacks and 3 regular wingers and compare to ours. Then Evertons total crosses = 675, Uniteds = 449.
I don't get where you're going with this. Everton were a crossing team last year. Their wingers crossed the ball 225 times compared to our 281, not much of a difference. Baines stat was mental though, over 350 crosses in one season. Christ.
After what seems a lifetime in snow and people who cannot drive in snow, I'd happily turn on my AC and chill. Also, you have THE SEA, albeit slightly shark infested, which is good for overpopulation I suppose.
I get your point though, as I tend to sweat bucket loads. Where the hell is that golden mean?
Another reason to love Gary Neville
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I think the paper talk yesterday that a medical was scheduled for 12pm, but there's nothing to suggest it's actually happening right now.
I thought you had a serious misspelling there, but NICE! See - would you have her sweaty in 44 degrees in a bikini, or standing outside in a parkas in 10 below freezing her pretty ass off?
Nude beaches, get with the times Cina.
For what it's worth, I love guys in trench coats and scarves.
Pft, who needs beaches to get nude? Right now I'm waving my twanger around in a circular motion in front of the whole office.
I know I have already said it but a prospect of having Mata as our impact player off the bench is scintillating.
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