Best juan yet!Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Best juan yet!I'm fine with Chelsea buying him for 40mil. It'd break my heart but he deserves the move.
Seriously, who gives a feck?
Clean up your gooey Mata afterwards.
The Ben Smith says Mata has said goodbye to Chewsea.
Probably something along the lines of,
"lol Roman, lol.
How are things in London then lately? Any good commercial deals down there? Have you seen some of the ones we have scored up here? lol
Came back from Australia and all for one of them in the summer I did.
Oh by the way we will only pay £10mil for Mata lol.....
What do you think of our DHL deal??"
Just read through the last few pages on the ShedEnd. They are livid, but if they get £35million+ for a player who isn't even getting a game, that's cracking business, and will probably go right back into a top centre forward. It'd be like us getting £35million for Kagawa or Nani. Mad money for a squad player.
Ed Woodward is on the phone confirming the signing of John Matrix, Arnie's character from Commando.
He's ringing Rovio for Angry Birds tips.
He's there player of the season for 2 years in a row. I dunno about you but Chelsea is throwing away a very expensive gem. I still think Mata is better than Hazard & Oscar. His freekicks alone are worth £20m each.
Rooney will go the other way in the summer isn't it? 
I don't know anything about him, or why I think it, but I'm utterly sure Ed Woodward doesn't have a wife.
If we buy Mata now this january I promise I will walk naked all the way around the world and constantly scream his name.
This rumor has made me gone insane. It's like total madness. I can only recall this happening three times earlier in my life and those moments were: Sheringham; Veron; Van Persie.
Sign Mata up and, Woodward my friend, you will be in the book of history. Just throw those damn €35m at Chelsea and we will get one of the top 10 attacking midfielders of this generation. Please don't make another mistake the way you did with Özil.
Just kidding regarding the walking naked part
This rumor has made me gone insane. It's like total madness. I can only recall this happening three times earlier in my life and those moments were: Sheringham; Veron; Van Persie.
Sign Mata up and, Woodward my friend, you will be in the book of history. Just throw those damn €35m at Chelsea and we will get one of the top 10 attacking midfielders of this generation. Please don't make another mistake the way you did with Özil.
Just kidding regarding the walking naked part
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Rooney will go the other way in the summer isn't it?
Twas one of my first thoughts.
Yea when you consider Charlie Adam's corners were about 10 Million.
People complaining about the fee on 5 Live. This is modern football, these are the fees world class players go for these days.
Rooney will go the other way in the summer isn't it?
With the way Woodward is doing the valuing of players it's probably most likely Rooney will go the other way in the summer.
Anyone that knows the value of money.
Is their any chance of this being official today or should I just sleep
Who gives a feck about the fee?
We signing a world class player and apparently concluding the deal in days. Now let's do all our transfer business like this rather than the Fabregas scenario.
We signing a world class player and apparently concluding the deal in days. Now let's do all our transfer business like this rather than the Fabregas scenario.
SSN keep repeating that Mata told his friends he's leaving Chelsea. I hope this isn't old news for you lot, this thread is moving very fast.
While that may be true, i've never seen the media put that much focus on it before we put this bid in.
Supposing this is another Ozil hoax? I just don't trust Ed Woodward. He doesn't have the street wisdom to sign a player like Mara. He's not David Gill & Moyes is not SAF. The way Berbatov was kidnapped @ the airport in 2008 with Gill in a balaclava mask & SAF as the getaway driver will not be repeated again.
Will this deal be done before my bed time tonight?
Most bookies stopped taking bets now, just two giving odds of 1/10.
Take the battery out of your clock for a while.
The medical is pencilled in for Friday (apparently) so i doubt it
He's a fan favourite, so I understand it would be shit to lose him. It would like us losing Rooney, though if Chelsea stumped up £40million, then that would soften the blow immensely. I think Mata is currently better than Hazard and Oscar, but I believe the latter two has a higher potential.
go to sleep..
Sky guy just said its done!!!
So Rooney's off then?
Holy fecking shit!
I know about the match. I doubt I'll watch it full though because I have an interview. Mata and the match put together may tempt me to feck my interview though. Still I doubt it though.
He kinda said it's done. Chill. Not really exactly done.
Rooney isn't a fan favourite any more though. He's messed around regarding his contract and transfer once (literally) too often.
Neville's face when he was told that they understand Mata will be joining for £40 million just a second ago
what was just said?
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