Mason Mount | Confirmed

[padzilla]

He will be a good signing if it's in the context of part of a larger transfer strategy rather than our biggest signing. We quite clearly need a decent striker and that will cost us north of 50 odd million too.
A goalkeeper is essential too but a decent one won't come cheap either. That could be a minimum of 150 million on three essential signings. Are we going to spend that?

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Rubbish. What has Carrick ever won at Spurs or West Ham? Nothing. We should be looking at Marcos Senna from Villarreal. He's class and would cost a fraction of the price.

I have fond memories of that transfer rumour. I was in my teens and on Barcelona beach surrounded by glorious Catalan nudity when I saw that we were apparently signing him.

 

[mazhar13]

Poor guy is getting loads of abuse for this

Good tune and good start, but he can do better than just cover the fee and leave it at that. With Martial's chant, at least we mocked the headlines about him when he first signed for the club.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Poor guy is getting loads of abuse for this

I wouldn’t send abuse towards him, but my gosh that’s awful. I never understand why people who create chants sing as if they are on X Factor.

 

[kaku06]

Poor mans Cleverley though.

It’s amazing, isn’t it? Out of all the shit takes Cleverley one has got to be the shittest yet.

 

[Acole9]

Poor guy is getting loads of abuse for this

For feck sake

 

[resimad7]

Has this guy gone AWOL or what? Or perhaps we’re at the “thinking” or “preparing” to announce we’re interested in him stage…

 

[thegregster]

 

[Fooza]

dyed hair? do not want....what a failure already

 

[OldTrevil]

We definitely needed more energy and quality on the ball in midfield. I think he'll be a good signing.

 

[Wezzaldo]

dyed hair? do not want....what a failure already

Yeah just like those failure Licha and Garnacho

 

[Zoo]

Good statement. Honest and owns it. Welcome to United!

 

[horsechoker]

Not quite United material, he should've put two fingers up and blown raspberries at the camera

 

[duffer]

Nope. Don't like that.

 

[Escobar]

Nice of Garnacho to share his hairdresser

 

[Jericholyte2]

A see he’s already been inducted by the Argentinian contingent in the squad!

 

[Fooza]

Nope. Don't like that.

Just support Utd now, you can make a similar video and post it on here, exclusive

 

[Hester_manc]

Remember not to except too much at first - it takes time to get used to a big club

 

[duffer]

Just support Utd now, you can make a similar video and post it on here, exclusive

I'm gonna write some cringey bollocks like Ajax did when you signed DVDB. "Please look after my boy".

 

[1905]

Farewell, Money Mase.

 

[horsechoker]

A see he’s already been inducted by the Argentinian contingent in the squad!

Mampostero Monte

 

[Mihai]

Good to know that we finally signed Griezman after all these years

 

[DJ_21]

Farewell, Money Mase.

His ambitions are high at least… joining a better team.

 

[Idxomer]

Good to know that we finally signed Griezman after all these years

He even does one of those dumb celebrations when he scores.

 

[rimaldo]

what a piece of shit. he’s going to spend all his time here, sitting in the swimming pool at carrington, as tiles ping off around him, longing to be back at cobham. ten hag will try and give him a team talk and he’ll just break down and cry. he’ll stick pictures of frank lampard all over his locker. he’s got no desire to be here. he’s just a blonde di maria. southgate will still pick him for england though, the piece of shit. a proper statement would have been-

“yes boy! i’m joining the biggest club in the world. i’ve wasted my career since the age of 6 but now i’m in the big leagues. here’s a list of people that can get fecked-

thomas tuchel
todd boehly
maurico pochettino

looking forward to working with ten hag and all the lads. can’t wait to score against the scum this year at stamford bridge and do a full adebayor.”

 

[Tom Van Persie]

 

[AlexUTD]

Wonder wich instrument he will play in the new player video.

Personally hoping for accordion.

 

[CallyRed]

I'm gonna write some cringey bollocks like Ajax did when you signed DVDB. "Please look after my boy".

The Caf will write the same about Amadaeus to you lot

 

[Hectic]

Stop talking about Chelsea. That's in the past now and all those people you mentioned are dead.

 

[IRELANDUNITED]

Farewell, Money Mase.

Didn’t you offer him as much if not more money?

 

[WeePat]

Thanks for the good times, sir. Hope you fail miserably

 

[WeePat]

Didn’t you offer him as much if not more money?

Money Mase is literally a nickname he’s had for years. It’s not a comment on him choosing to join United.

 

[rimaldo]

Money Mase is literally a nickname he’s had for years. It’s not a comment on him choosing to join United.

yeah but we could tell you meant it differently there. it was with a hard m.

 

[Woodzy]

Wonder wich instrument he will play in the new player video.

Personally hoping for accordion.

If he’s coming from Chelsea then we are gonna fly him in on the Matacopter

 

[WeePat]

yeah but we could tell you meant it differently there. it was with a hard m.

ffs

 

[duffer]

Didn’t you offer him as much if not more money?

No.

But he's always been called Money Mase.

 

[rimaldo]

Stop talking about Chelsea. That's in the past now and all those people you mentioned are dead.

totally agree. only we love him, but only if he changes.

 

[Hectic]

totally agree. only we love him, but only if he changes.

If he truly loves us he will blow cobham up.

 

[rimaldo]

If he truly loves us he will blow cobham up.

his next twitter video best show him doing that and muttering “it’s the only way. it’s the only way.” over and over again whilst he places the fertilisers and fuses around the building.

 

[Hectic]

his next twitter video best show him doing that and muttering “it’s the only way. it’s the only way.” over and over again whilst he places the fertilisers and fuses around the building.

That's our munitionary mase.