That? Fecking hell! That's nothing.
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That? Fecking hell! That's nothing.
He isn't dropped, it's just ManUtd fans looking for reason to be upset when we have so many.
I think maybe he may not in a great mental state if hes been receiving tons of homophobic abuse in the past couple of days.
Probably mono 
Ah what... was really looking forward to him starting this one after his goal on Thursday.
Get well soon Mase.
Get well soon Mase.
feck me people are idiots.
Probably drank himself silly with very cold beer after Thursday night's game, and done his tonsils.
He should now get a few games as our striker.
People not seen the video where he ask a girl if she wants daddies d!ck then? And wanting to go home to fck?
Oh darn, can we be done with this already?
Not aimed at you but the "daddy" jokes we've seen here about a 17 year old are very strange.
So what? 17 year old wanting to sh*g his girlfriend. Shock horror
This is all getting very silly.
Can we go back to talking about Greenwood's performances which is what the thread is about and not his personal life.
Why fans care that he is getting a sh*g from his gf is beyond me.
Can we go back to talking about Greenwood's performances which is what the thread is about and not his personal life.
Why fans care that he is getting a sh*g from his gf is beyond me.
That's the problem, a regular 17 year old kid.
We want a 17 year old disciplined kid with a matured reputation already. No shit, he can shag his girlfriend or his mates in the locker room as many times as he wants. ffs, if one day Mason fecking Greenwood knighted, somebody will play this in his montage of success because this is normal, right?
This was me pretending to shag my teammates when I was 17, it was a whole lot of fun back then. The amount of death stares this kid will get if Keane in the team.
It would have been more worried if he didn't want to..
Need him back. Theoretically, with Rashford injured, he should get chances to start, but in reality, Rashford will be replaced in our front line by Andreas Pereira.
You mean Jesse Lingard... The one who hasn't scored a goal in 18 previous months except in one month.
He will replace Mata. Pereira is apparently a right winger in Ole’s eyes.
I thought you meant Pereira to start as striker.
I don't actually know what Ole sees in Perreira.
I don’t know what he sees in half of them tbh. It’s a big concern to me about the current coaching setup in that for all their ‘we have played the game at a top level’, they can’t seem to be able to spot a real good player.
I don’t think the Sir Alex college has produced any top managers, nor will it, personally. The impression I get is that they have been brought up on some ‘bleed for the shirt, get what the club is about, work hard’ mantra and cannot properly evaluate other qualities. There seems a blind spot to other key attributes, and any old trier is ‘a Manchester United player’.
Used get toncillitos myself a lot when young. Usually takes a week to go away.
Unless you get to it early.
Unless you get to it early.
Great news. The boy is going through puberty but he’s our biggest hope in our run against Arsenal and Liverpool.
Good timing. We should die him down to a new contract before he explodes. Don't want a situation where we have to pay huge money to a kid out of desperation.
It was always going to happen, and he’ll probably sign it next week on his 18th birthday.
My son gets it often. Catch it in the first day or so with antibiotics and you be much better within a couple of days,
Man Utd 1:1 Rochdale
What the feck is up with the length of his arms? They’re fecking massive.
The boy can't stop scoring, keep playing him in XI!
Great goal again. Same way he scored against Astana too. Should get more chances in the right for sure.
Green wood - Wood ward
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Great goal! But the way, does he always take penalties with his right foot?
his technique seems significantly more solid than (our) other young players
I didn't know he was right footed.
Great goal.
Great goal.
Dig at Lingard?
It would appear he suffers from the same condition as Tommy Fury.
He isn't. Freakish, innit?
Jesus that’s an oddly proportioned man.
Surprisingly seemed to be getting slated in the match thread before his goal, was our biggest goal threat by a mile. Well taken goal, didn't give the defender or the keeper a chance.
I rather have Greenwood as CF than Rashford. Martial > Greenwood > Rashford.
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