Living across the pond, I’ve gotta say, I’m totally stumped by how Gary Neville—who strikes me as a third-rate thinker—has managed to become such a massive punditry force in the UK. Every matchday he’s right there being as irritating as ever, tossing out the same bland takes with zero bite or originality. Yet somehow, year after year, his influence just keeps increasing, more match day commentary, punditry, podcasting etc. Honestly, it’s shocking.
And now here he goes again, trotting out another laughably clueless take, this time bigging up a washed-up player who’s basically been coasting since that one good season before he signed his extension. Since then, the guy’s done sweet nothing—yet somehow he’s still considered a catch for half the top European clubs. What a joke