Is his first press conference Friday?? its gona be very intresting
"Thankye all for coming to here today, at the start of my new life as manager of this great club. Now if you'll turn to page 3 of the media packs I've prepared, you'll see the well-planned details of my next holiday in ...."
Reporter 1: "Is Rooney staying?"
"Well, I've had a good talk with the lad and he told me all about this great place to relax in Florida, where ...."
Reporter 2: "But what about Alcantara? Any news?"
"Yep, he sent me a very nice photo of himself sitting by a pool, and I must say that Barcelona looks an excellent place for a short break when ..."
Reporter 3: "Is Baines coming in to replace Evra?
"Nah, I don't see that happening. Great player but he doesnae want to move further away from Blackpool, which I can understand 'cos it's a decent shout for weekends away. In fact tomorrow I'm .... "
Reporter 3: "So is Evra staying?"
"Nah, he's off to Monaco, the lucky bastard. I mean, have you seen the beaches there? Mile after mile of golden sand, with lots and lots of ..."
MUFC official: "Err, yes, umm ... thankyou very much David. And thankyou all for what has been an excellent set of questions, which ...."
Moyes: "Wait, wait, you hav'nae all seen ma holiday snaps yet. There's a great one 'o me standin' next to the Eiffel Tower. And lookie here, I mean, Machu Picchu ... I can'nae believe it. And this one, on the strip at Vegas. It was feckin' brilliant and ...."