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That's why he is our best player when fit.Group stage games ... Pfft ... that's grunt work for the numpties. Knock out stages and he'll be up and down that left wing like an Ashley Cole/Vinicius Jnr love child.
He'll take a long goal kick, overtake the ball in the air with an outrageous burst of pace, and with a deft touch lob it first time over the opposition keeper and 2 central defenders into the net when the ball finally catches him on the edge of their box ... he'll repeat this 2 more times, at which point, with England 3-0 up, he'll gesture to be subbed due to injury, then stare at the camera from the bench and wink. We'll then hear he's not trained due to fitness but will magically return to the starting line up the next game and do the exact same thing.
Yeah he’s shed about 3 imaginary stone in so his perceived weight is now in line with his actual weight.Looks like he's lost a lot of weight
Yeah he’s shed about 3 imaginary stone in so his perceived weight is now in line with his actual weight.
My thoughts exactly.Oh great news, just in time to pull up in the last 16 match and be out for the start of the season.
Group stage games ... Pfft ... that's grunt work for the numpties. Knock out stages and he'll be up and down that left wing like an Ashley Cole/Vinicius Jnr love child.
He'll take a long goal kick, overtake the ball in the air with an outrageous burst of pace, and with a deft touch lob it first time over the opposition keeper and 2 central defenders into the net when the ball finally catches him on the edge of their box ... he'll repeat this 2 more times, at which point, with England 3-0 up, he'll gesture to be subbed due to injury, then stare at the camera from the bench and wink. We'll then hear he's not trained due to fitness but will magically return to the starting line up the next game and do the exact same thing.
Poetry.Yeah he’s shed about 3 imaginary stone in so his perceived weight is now in line with his actual weight.
Luke Shaw on his way to show up for England. Does he get his summer vacation prolonged because he went with England?
You're absolutely right, he'll hit it so it spins off the corner of Kyle Walker's head on it's way to the opponents box. Thanks for grounding my vision in reality.Completely unrealistic, you can’t play a goal kick to yourself. Pickford would need to be the kicker.
I’m in the minority but feel like it’s good that Shaw is training with England. He should be in shape for preseason.
Was speaking to him earlier , he’s going to blame you for jinxing himIf he gets injured, who will he blame now?
I’m in the minority but feel like it’s good that Shaw is training with England. He should be in shape for preseason.
He won't make that much difference to England. They'll just be the same directionless, dull, clueless managed team, but with Luke Shaw in it.
Pointless to risk him but Southgate probably will anyway
Don’t jinx him!He’s alive!
Don’t jinx him!![]()
Still has that dad bod that endears him to me. Squat but muscular, fast but with tiny steps, low socks and a little tint in the hair like he’s gone Ibiza trying to roll the years back after a messy divorce.
It's amazing that in that 15 minutes he managed to be a much, much better fullback than Trippier all whilst playing at centre back.