I can understand if it was a year or even two, but 5 years? That's a hell of a bluff!
Luis Nani | 2013/14 Performances
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Woodward is the ultimate wum. It's an elaborate scheme just to wind Cina up.
I would've said it's possible on a shorter contract. But I think Moyes is aware that Nani is very important to the squad, especially if Rooney is still leaving at some point.
I'm still surprised he signed it after last season, especially five years. Moyes must have given him a helluva lot of assurances.
I hope he recaptures form of 2009-11. Still only 27 and if he applies himself more and improves decision making, he can be lethal.
Talksport are saying that Moyes, in a bid to convince Nani not to leave, learned Portuguese over the summer and stayed in Nani's house with their family for two weeks.
26 actually.
goal.com also said that Woodward regularly bathed him and applied moisturizer all over his body afterwards.
Woodward also had that statue of Nani shinier than his forehead.
Nani doesn't have a statue of himself, unless you're implying Woodward has a statue of Nani, which would make far more sense.
Moyes is a visionary. You just know that he didn't learn Portuguese just for Nani. It is beginning of building Portuguese contigent with Coentrao in January and........
Woodward was also tasked with learning broken english so someone could finally effectively communicate with Wayne, but felt the forced hair transplant to establish a common ground was a step too far.
Does he not? I really wanted to believe that rumour.
Woodward has a statue of himself re-negotiating Nani's five year extension. He is in a gigantic stadium and there are 100,000 spectators cheering him on and he is standing on a human foot-stool that is actually Sir Alex.
so many images running through my mind right now.No, he just has a mannequin in his house he puts medals on, and makes love to.
Woodward also has an art piece where there is a giant version of himself standing in front of some huge gates that are semi opened - these are the gates to Gotham City - and he is holding the mega-key that opens them up. Nani, in a batman outfit, sits just behind the gates, crouching down with his head bowed in servitude, his contract etched onto his chest in gold. The Joker - Alex Ferguson - is chained to the bat-signal light, but instead of showing the batman it now projects a picture of Woodward, and in the distance you can see all the players in the world running to sign a contact, his contract.
You should get Jim'll Paint it to draw that.
not bad AmarGood news. If there is a clause in his contract that prevents him from taking corners, it would be great news.
Thanks, it could have been better, but I did in 10 minutes, and it's impossible to find better picture of gates with some background.
that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation, i've supported liverpool ever since we've been top of the league this year.
You still have Mungy
And I'm thankful for it.
I love Nani. Best news of the summer, for me.
Not literally, chief. 
Alright, we're cool then.
I think we'll see a return to form from him soon.
He wouldn't be at the club if Fergie was still here.
Id like to think he feels he's something to prove now...
He wouldn't be at the club if Fergie was still here.
Id like to think he feels he's something to prove now...
Reasonably sure the previous thread was the one where I had extensive arguments with people who thought Malouda was better than Nani because of that one season where he racked up a load of assists when his team was already 3-0 up. Malouda, ffs.
Malouda was a very good player in the 09/10 season though. There's no mistake about that.
feck me, is this really true?
Yeah it's all over the BBC and SSN now.
Moyes must really rate him highly which bodes quite well.
Top bunk: "So, d'you think you n' me can persuade Ronny to come back?"
Bottom bunk: "But what about my new contract, boss?"
Top bunk: "Me no comprende...or something. BTW, I'd like toast with my breakfast, please."
Bottom bunk: "But what about my new contract, boss?"
Top bunk: "Me no comprende...or something. BTW, I'd like toast with my breakfast, please."
Supposedly whilst there Moyes promised him he'd never have to read any of SteveJ's scripts.
Seems a little bit over the top and creepy to me if I'm being honest
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If that's what it takes to keep Super Nani, I shall gladly commit literary suicide.
Seems a little bit over the top and creepy to me if I'm being honest
Well, thats Moyes for you.
feck me, is this really true?
Yeah they had a snippet of Moyes talking to Nani in Portuguese, and then Nani reciprocated the gesture by praising Moyes in Scottish.
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