Woody finally has a piece of good news to announce and this bastard steals his thunder. Poor Woody. I bet he had a smashing press release drafted for tomorrow.
Luis Nani | 2013/14 Performances
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And Woodzy has already done it. You have failed.
If Nani and Rooney stay it'll be the best news we've had all summer, particularly as it doesn't look like we're going to get any players that are at their level.
Good news if it's true. I think this will be his last chance though.
His last chance to do what? Be our best winger, which he already has been for the last 3-4 years?
Re-singing Nani and not signing Fellaini would constitute a good window at this point.
Here comes the Nani hate. I guess some of those posters left the thread alone thinking it was a certainty he was leaving this summer.
His last chance to prove he's indispensable to United. Moyes won't care what Nani's done in the past unless he's capable of doing it again, otherwise he'll cash in.
Great news.
About bloody time. Never wanted the lad to leave.
Fantastic news if true..
If Juve were never in for him then how do they know about him signing a new contract?
If Juve were never in for him then how do they know about him signing a new contract?
I guess they must have asked at some point recently. An on-form Nani is virtually unplayable and I hope he gets more games under Moyes.
Excellent. Waiting for another tweet saying its not true, so we can moan some more.
Last chance saloon. Deserves a run in the team given the lack of cutting edge from the wings, but when he does get chances he's really got to take it.
He's not a youngster any more. He should be at the peak of his powers.
He's not a youngster any more. He should be at the peak of his powers.
The way Juventus play with wingbacks, it would have been a weird signing Nani.
Valencia would fit them better.
Correct. as evidenced by the fact that through 2010-2012 he was easily one of the best wingers in the league. Some dodgy form in an injury hit season seems to have sent a lot of people back to 2009 in a time machine though.
Woooooo!
Absolutely fecking brilliant news.
Absolutely awesome news...well done Woody.
I'm just waiting for Mourinho to announce that Rooney has signed new contract with United now.
I'm just waiting for Mourinho to announce that Rooney has signed new contract with United now.
Wrong. He was going on about how someone was doing good singing or something.
Woody is protecting the resale value a of player
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Has anyone mentioned how it's like a new signing yet ?
Why nothing official on this? You would think Ed would be bursting to get it out.
You know Moyes, he's always in for the best.
Has this been announced by our club? Sorry, just got back from a movie.
what's with the thread heading about signing a new contract.bit wishful thinking.
would certainly spice our team up no end if we could ever get him onto the pitch these days!
would certainly spice our team up no end if we could ever get him onto the pitch these days!
What movie and I will tell You.
Hindi flick mate. Madras Cafe.
Political movie ? Great choice. John Abraham sounds very cool name.
Nothing official from us but Juventus CEO sounds like some serious business.
You actually looked it up. haha. Liked the movie. John Abraham has the emotional range of a tapeworm though so his "acting" had nothing to do with the quality of the movie.
Anyways, I'l believe it when our club announces it. how would Juve know a player has signed a contract with us when we havent announced it ourselves.
I can imagine it's a good movie, but is it better than Indian Robot Endhiran ?
There was so quiet about Nani that there's no way he'd suddenly leave. He's staying, just like Rooney.
Nani reminds me of a bad blow job - Starts out with low expectations but sure its a blow job at the end of the day and does what its meant to do
That would be Valencia, when he was on form. Now he's like a 86 year old lady bumping accidentally into your cock on the bus.
Nani's more like that spectacular shag you'll only end up getting about twice a year since the missus isn't up for it very often.
And Young is... well, an overpriced prostitute, that sort of does a job but leaves you regretting ever buying her.
Never heard of it. Sounds fantastic though
Seriously? Rajni's robot?
You trolling mate?
Aha 
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