Television Love Island 2019

Watching tonight's episode now. Half way through.

Only Anna could come off this situation still looking like a nob.
 
Jordan and Anna were well matched in the end. Awful, awful people.

Laughed out loud when Anna was saying "girls like me dont come around often". Talking about a guy who's had 100 one nighters, and it's a fair bet most of them would have been a big upgrade on her.

Yeah as if a man that has had 100 one nighters is gonna end up settling down with Anna. Not in a million years. The most obvious couple that wouldn’t end well.
 
I'm sorry. I don't want to speak badly about people in their situation.

But even till her very end, she just comes across as an annoying gobshite cnut who you wouldn't piss on if she were on fire. Her lack of self awareness is actually outstanding.
 
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Jordan and Anna were well matched in the end. Awful, awful people.

Laughed out loud when Anna was saying "girls like me dont come around often". Talking about a guy who's had 100 one nighters, and it's a fair bet most of them would have been a big upgrade on her.

At least Jordan was the only lad there who understands the bro code...
Lesson 1...don't talk shit to girls that paints any other lad in a bad light. As demonstrated with Curtis it can only backfire.

Tommy has snaked constantly and wondered why Jordan didn't want to speak to him about India! Guy is a megaphone!

Curtis is just a gossip.

Anton tried to act high and mighty tonight, but he was slipping digits himself!

More snakes than a reptile zoo!

Chris tonight is a big loss. Decent blole, hilarious. Going to be boring leading to the end.

Maura has joined the noisy bitch society. Amber is just noise. I'm sure they will moan plenty together.

Mollie is just counting down till the £50k!

India is only girl left who seems alright and partnered with Ovie they could win it! I'd much rather them than snaky Tommy and his cling-on!
 
I'm sorry. I don't want to speak badly about people in their situation.

But even till her very end, she just comes across and an annoying gobshite cnut who you wouldn't piss on if she was on fire. Her lack of self awareness is actually outstanding.

For someone who doesn't like to speak bad about someone, you straight up go all out when you do! Ha ha, burn bitch burn :lol::lol::lol::devil::devil::devil:
 
For someone who doesn't like to speak bad about someone, you straight up go all out when you do! Ha ha, burn bitch burn :lol::lol::lol::devil::devil::devil:
How do you come off looking that bad when youre quite clearly in the right? How?!?

I remember last week whoever was controling her insta account essentially apologised for her behaviour. Even her friends and family know she's a cnut. Jesus.
 
How do you come off looking that bad when youre quite clearly in the right? How?!?

I remember last week whoever was controling her insta account essentially apologised for her behaviour. Even her friends and family know she's a cnut. Jesus.

She proved what a cnut she was with the bye bye bye. Wasn't even her fight.

They will need to put her on suicide watch, because there is no way she doesn't see some serious and deserved negativity aimed at her. She is spiteful, aggressive, attention seeking bully and hypocrite who thinks she is way better then she is. Over privileged dickhead who only made it on love island to balance out the body sizes! Token fat arse!

I'm glad she got pied, she deserves it.
 
I'm sorry. I don't want to speak badly about people in their situation.

But even till her very end, she just comes across as an annoying gobshite cnut who you wouldn't piss on if she were on fire. Her lack of self awareness is actually outstanding.
You forgot wannabe ghetto rat.
 
At least Jordan was the only lad there who understands the bro code...
Lesson 1...don't talk shit to girls that paints any other lad in a bad light. As demonstrated with Curtis it can only backfire.

Tommy has snaked constantly and wondered why Jordan didn't want to speak to him about India! Guy is a megaphone!

Curtis is just a gossip.

Anton tried to act high and mighty tonight, but he was slipping digits himself!

More snakes than a reptile zoo!

Chris tonight is a big loss. Decent blole, hilarious. Going to be boring leading to the end.

Maura has joined the noisy bitch society. Amber is just noise. I'm sure they will moan plenty together.

Mollie is just counting down till the £50k!

India is only girl left who seems alright and partnered with Ovie they could win it! I'd much rather them than snaky Tommy and his cling-on!

You mean the same bloke who told Anna about what the fella (forgot his name, the bloke who said "lets see if she's all talk" about Maura) told him in confidence.
 
I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff :lol:

Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
 
Be quick.. It finishes Monday!
I think we have a Dutch/Belgian version here, that's still on going. I'm sure the wife won't mind watching it, since all she watches is fecking drivel. Well, that and endless football matches, because I make her.
 
I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff :lol:

Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.

I watch it because I love literal trash tv for entertainment purposes & the memes.

I'm not sure why most of these other guys watch it, they complain about it & the people on it almost every day :lol:
 
I watch it because I love literal trash tv for entertainment purposes & the memes.

I'm not sure why most of these other guys watch it, they complain about it & the people on it almost every day :lol:
Yeah, my wife's the same. Some of the shows she watches are just so horrible. At the moment she's watching a show called "The Spanish village Polopos" in which 5 families are tasked with rebuilding the village and attracting tourists to go there. Obviously they fight over everything and most of the show is them bad mouthing the others in to the camera. It makes my blood boil just watching it, but somehow it's also a good way to relieve stress.

I love a good hate-in.
 
Jordan's excuses make me laugh :lol:

The way he's like "it's just a conversation, it's not cheating". Jordan let's be honest, if India said oh I like you dump Anna and let's snog right now he would have done it 100%.

He was dangling out his rod to see if he had a better option before losing what he already had.

I really hope he was told to act that way by the producers as you'd have to be thick as fcuk to do that with 1 week left
 
Yeah, my wife's the same. Some of the shows she watches are just so horrible. At the moment she's watching a show called "The Spanish village Polopos" in which 5 families are tasked with rebuilding the village and attracting tourists to go there. Obviously they fight over everything and most of the show is them bad mouthing the others in to the camera. It makes my blood boil just watching it, but somehow it's also a good way to relieve stress.

I love a good hate-in.

It's the perfect stress reliever for me, I usually spend my day in countless meetings and reading & writing endless pages of contracts - so Love Island is the perfect antidote.
It reminds me of shows like the Office & Parks & Rec, but somehow it's actually real life & it's even more ridiculous :lol:

I love it
 
I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff :lol:

Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.

It's like a more entertaining version of Big Brother.

Nothing brings UK twitter together quite like an episode of Love Island :lol:
 
It’s saved my marriage.
 
Yeah, my wife's the same. Some of the shows she watches are just so horrible. At the moment she's watching a show called "The Spanish village Polopos" in which 5 families are tasked with rebuilding the village and attracting tourists to go there. Obviously they fight over everything and most of the show is them bad mouthing the others in to the camera. It makes my blood boil just watching it, but somehow it's also a good way to relieve stress.

I love a good hate-in.

It's you isn't it? You're the one watching the Spanish village polopos whilst your wife is sleep, aren't you?
 
Jordan's excuses make me laugh :lol:

The way he's like "it's just a conversation, it's not cheating". Jordan let's be honest, if India said oh I like you dump Anna and let's snog right now he would have done it 100%.

He was dangling out his rod to see if he had a better option before losing what he already had.

I really hope he was told to act that way by the producers as you'd have to be thick as fcuk to do that with 1 week left

Him and Anna were constantly in the least popular couples, even after becoming official. He had nothing to lose really with 1 week left as they had 0 chance of winning the show.
 
Him and Anna were constantly in the least popular couples, even after becoming official. He had nothing to lose really with 1 week left as they had 0 chance of winning the show.
Well he had nothing to gain but everything to lose by going out like that.

People liked him before but now he's seen as a right knob. I wonder if that'll effect his after show endorsements.

Should have just played it safe and then split as they got out.
 
You mean the same bloke who told Anna about what the fella (forgot his name, the bloke who said "lets see if she's all talk" about Maura) told him in confidence.
Tom wasn't it? Maura was giving him pelters about it and actually said that Jordan told her, whilst Jordan was sat on the beds next to Maura. Jordan was sat there looking down sheepishly, definitely knew he'd done his mate over. That was the last episode I watched, about 18 behind and cba watching it, it's utter drivel.
 
Tom wasn't it? Maura was giving him pelters about it and actually said that Jordan told her, whilst Jordan was sat on the beds next to Maura. Jordan was sat there looking down sheepishly, definitely knew he'd done his mate over. That was the last episode I watched, about 18 behind and cba watching it, it's utter drivel.

That's the one.

Not a single private conversation in there has been kept private for longer than a day.
 
Tom wasn't it? Maura was giving him pelters about it and actually said that Jordan told her, whilst Jordan was sat on the beds next to Maura. Jordan was sat there looking down sheepishly, definitely knew he'd done his mate over. That was the last episode I watched, about 18 behind and cba watching it, it's utter drivel.

Ahhh Tom. He reminded me of a handsome Karl Pilkington.
 
I watch it because I love literal trash tv for entertainment purposes & the memes.

I'm not sure why most of these other guys watch it, they complain about it & the people on it almost every day :lol:
To be fair this is a Manchester United forum on which most posters seem to hate Manchester United. Moaning is the lifeblood of this forum.
 
After a brief skim read, this article is exactly why I've bitten my tongue on multiple occasions in this thread. It doesn't even go into enough detail and leaves off the behaviour of some of the guys too.

I doubt it will be taken seriously or explored, after all - the women are just raging bitches & cnuts etc.
I think it leaves off the behaviour of some of the girls too.