Television Love Island 2019

Bollocks. He just doesnt like the girl! People are struggling to wrap their heads round this, because shes quite clearly beautiful and people can relate to getting pied. But he just, doesnt, like her. Hes told her multiple times, nicely, rudely, been civil and everytime shes come back with something else, because of the other islanders. Shes been given awful advice and hes just done whats best.
Bit late but :lol:
 
Did anyone else think it was out of order Jordan having to deal with a pack of screaming hyenas/women?
 
Bit late but :lol:
Tbh i still stand by that. I don't think he likes her like that at all. She was just there when Joanna was gone. Think he realised he should gone at the same time, and probably regrets it now.

Did anyone else think it was out of order Jordan having to deal with a pack of screaming hyenas/women?

I thought this, right or wrong, he shouldn't have to argue with 5 different birds who have no business with him. The other lads just stood to the side and let it happen which I thought was pretty snide. Ovie was only one that did something responsible and got India out of there. The rest them, the boys and the girls, meh.

Ovie and India for the win.
 
Did anyone else think it was out of order Jordan having to deal with a pack of screaming hyenas/women?
Very unfair situation. I would have told them to feck off. Anna is a crazy bitch, she makes herself look like an idiot all the time.
 
I see Love Island trending every now and then on Twitter. Is it that good to watch?
 
Very unfair situation. I would have told them to feck off. Anna is a crazy bitch, she makes herself look like an idiot all the time.

He was blatantly trying to get with someone else's girlfriend and then accused his own girlfriend of being irrational for an accusation that was perfectly correct. Anna's annoying as feck but she was absolutely in the right in that situation.

Although the whole thing was remarkably contrived. No idea why someone would act as idiotically as Jordan did in a situation that wasn't manufactured for drama and entertainment.
 
He was blatantly trying to get with someone else's girlfriend and then accused his own girlfriend of being irrational for an accusation that was perfectly correct. Anna's annoying as feck but she was absolutely in the right in that situation.

Although the whole thing was remarkably contrived. No idea why someone would act as idiotically as Jordan did in a situation that wasn't manufactured for drama and entertainment.
Yes clearly Jordan handled it terribly. He probably thought he had no chance of winning because they kept getting voted in the bottom 3. YOLO, lets crack on with the new bird.
 
Tbh i still stand by that. I don't think he likes her like that at all. She was just there when Joanna was gone. Think he realised he should gone at the same time, and probably regrets it now.
Its ok to admit you were wrong sometimes..


I thought this, right or wrong, he shouldn't have to argue with 5 different birds who have no business with him. The other lads just stood to the side and let it happen which I thought was pretty snide. Ovie was only one that did something responsible and got India out of there. The rest them, the boys and the girls, meh.

Ovie and India for the win.
Yes Ovie was class as always. Curtis acted like a weasel, no need to be gossiping like that.
 
My gut feeling is that Jordan got wind of the fact that Anna isn’t very popular on the outside and thought he’d try and jump the sinking ship.

He must have wondered why he kept being voted in the bottom 3... and the likes of Chris, Greg and India who came in later would have known that Anna isn’t popular.

When Amy left she said in an interview that she was told by Arabella who came in later that the public didn’t like her... so that sort of thing clearly happens.
 
Did anyone else think it was out of order Jordan having to deal with a pack of screaming hyenas/women?

Forget the pack of women. It was out of order for chunky to scream the way she did. She had no problem cracking on with Ovie and saying whose Jordan and laughing.

You reap what you sow and all he is doing is having a chat and testing the temperature of the water. Not like he is snogging her face off.
 
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This thread :lol:

I don’t want any drama, so I’ll just continue reading.
 
Forget the pack of women. It was out of order for chunky to scream the way she did. She had no problem cracking on with Ovie and saying whose Jordan and laughing.

You real what you sow and all he is doing is having a chat and testing the temperature of the water. Not like he is snogging her face off.
She would argue that they are now boyfriend and girlfriend, so its a bit different. But yeah, Anna has loads of high principles that apply to everyone except herself.
 
Incredible that even last night when she had a decent reason to be pissed off she still manages to be a huge twat.

Also Chris should have told that girl to stop being a knob instead of grovelling like a sap
 
Incredible that even last night when she had a decent reason to be pissed off she still manages to be a huge twat.

Also Chris should have told that girl to stop being a knob instead of grovelling like a sap
I thought some of her comebacks to Jordan were cnutishly brilliant though.

"you've had one girlfriend and you've f*cked over 100 girls" - brilliant.

Jordan is obviously just one of those lads who's used to getting whatever woman he wants on a night out, the look of bafflement on his face when India said "mates" was hilarious.

Chris is a top lad. Him, Ovie, Maura, Anton are all great. The rest can feck off.
 
I thought some of her comebacks to Jordan were cnutishly brilliant though.

"you've had one girlfriend and you've f*cked over 100 girls" - brilliant.

Jordan is obviously just one of those lads who's used to getting whatever woman he wants on a night out, the look of bafflement on his face when India said "mates" was hilarious.

Chris is a top lad. Him, Ovie, Maura, Anton are all great. The rest can feck off.

Ovie for prime minister I’d jump on that train
 
Anna is a frigging nightmare but let's be honest Jordan was completely in the wrong last night.

I thought some of her comebacks to Jordan were cnutishly brilliant though.

"you've had one girlfriend and you've f*cked over 100 girls" - brilliant.

Jordan is obviously just one of those lads who's used to getting whatever woman he wants on a night out, the look of bafflement on his face when India said "mates" was hilarious.

Chris is a top lad. Him, Ovie, Maura, Anton are all great. The rest can feck off.

This.

Especially Harley with her fecking Donald Trump pout, the way she reacted to Chris over that challenge was utterly mental, he should have told her to get fecked rather than apologising over and over.
 
Anna is a frigging nightmare but let's be honest Jordan was completely in the wrong last night.



This.

Especially Harley with her fecking Donald Trump pout, the way she reacted to Chris over that challenge was utterly mental, he should have told her to get fecked rather than apologising over and over.

Couldn’t agree more.
 
He was blatantly trying to get with someone else's girlfriend and then accused his own girlfriend of being irrational for an accusation that was perfectly correct. Anna's annoying as feck but she was absolutely in the right in that situation.

Although the whole thing was remarkably contrived. No idea why someone would act as idiotically as Jordan did in a situation that wasn't manufactured for drama and entertainment.
Sorry, didn’t clarify my view properly there. Unfair as in - to be attacked by 5 frustrated hyenas. She had reason to be annoyed for sure but handled it poorly and ended up looking like a tit once again. Jordan is 100% at fault but she handled it poorly. She could have spoken to him afterwards in private and tell him to get fecked.
 
My gut feeling is that Jordan got wind of the fact that Anna isn’t very popular on the outside and thought he’d try and jump the sinking ship.

He must have wondered why he kept being voted in the bottom 3... and the likes of Chris, Greg and India who came in later would have known that Anna isn’t popular.

When Amy left she said in an interview that she was told by Arabella who came in later that the public didn’t like her... so that sort of thing clearly happens.
I think this was definitely a big factor. Everyone is in there for the £50k and the fame, most of the relationships are fake.
 
I thought Jordan was okay for a while but looking back he's always been a bit of a shit-stirrer. There was the incident dropping Tom in the shit with Maura (glad he did tbf) and making it blatantly obvious to Anna and Molly-Mae that something happened when they went shopping that time. He then shut up about it after because he knew Tommy would spill the beans about Anton. What goes around comes around.
 
They have announced a new Winter Love Island. Think that'll be the death of the show tbh.

Depends...if its somewhere cold then yeah no one wants to see them all wrapped up. If its Australia then game on, get to see more eye candy when there is otherwise not much to see in Jan.
 
What an episode last night!

Jordan has been a bit of a weapon here. Classic case of wanting to have your cake and eat it. Could have just binned off Anna, cracked on with India - but he wanted to find out first if it was worth it.

India friend zoned him, Anna caught him out. Take the L.

I couldn't handle Anna the way she talks, it says something when Jordan is completely in the wrong and yet Anna shouting still seems like a dickhead. Don't even get my started on Curtis that snake.
 
They should drop Jordan Curtis Maura and Anna through a trapdoor where they fight to the death. Then the winner gets yeeted into the ocean.
 
Even when Anna is right she manages to be an annoying twunt.

Jordan's a prick, mind.
 
Anna got super lucky that Jordan made himself to be a tit so she can ride the sympathy train for a while. Outside of that, she has to be one of the most hated Love Island contestants.