Television Lost: The Final Season

Don't worry guys, I've come about an exclusive manuscript of the final episode and I can tell you all the final scene of the series, read at your own risk...
The Oceanic 6 have made it back to the Island to save their friends and everyone on the Island and then Kate jumps on Sawyer and starts getting all freaky with him because they haven't seen each other in like years and then Jack walks by with his smelly beard and is all like "OMGAWKWARD!!!11!!" so he runs away into the jungle and stars crying because Kate doesn't love him and then some he stars hearing some whispers and then the smoke monster all of a sudden comes out all sounding like the t-rex in Jurassic Park and he asks Jack "Why so sad, chum?" And Jack's tryig to act all tough and leader like so he counts to five and he's like "Nothing. I'm fine..." And the smoke monster flashes that weird light on him and says "You liar! And now you must die!" So the smoke monster eats Jack. Back on the beach Kate's still on Sawyer but they haven't really done anything yet and she says "Where'd Jack go?" And Sawyer's like "WTF?! And what are you doing with Aaron?!" And Kate's like "Oh, sh*t... I'll BRB" and she goes off to find Jack but all she finds is pieces of his smelly beard and some oxycodone pills. So Sayid joins her and says "We must kill Locke." Just then, Sun finds Jin at the barracks and shows him their daughters and Jin's like "Is that. Bastard. Child?" and Sun's like "lol no, I already told you it's yours!" And Jin's like "Yeah, sure...." And Hurley's sitting on the beach all sad that Desmond died and is remembering Claire and Charlie and all the losties that didn't make it. So he takes his tall can of 211 and pours it in the beach for the homies. And then Ben starts to looks for Locke to do something evil with him and he finds him sitting in Jacob's cabin chillin' in the rocking chair and Locke starts yelling at him to turn off the lights because Jacob doesn't like wasting electricity and Ben's like "I know dumbass, we've been friends longer than you've been friends." Everyone assembles on the beach, the Others, Daniel Faraday and Charlotte, all the Losties, and they're like this is the last episode so we need to figure out what's happening on the Island and that four-toed statue. And then the smoke monster slowly comes along and he's like "Help me! Polarbear! Need a doctor!" And everyone's like "Where's Jack." And the monster's like "Oh, sh*t..." And the monster dies because he accidentally overdosed on oxycodone because of Jack's beard so everyone's like "WTFYaaaay!!!!!!11lj;ajd" Then Hurley takes out his uzi and starts shooting up everyone - EVERYONE, and he takes his 211, pours some on the beach and is like "this is for all the homies I just killed." And then LOST comes on the screen and the series ends.
 
I don't know if the above is a joke or not. Don't want to risk it.
 
Anyone else terrified to click that spoiler incase by some miraculous chance its not a funny windup?
 
I clicked it just to check if it was a comical image or a funny one liner or something. There's a good block of text there, didn't read it though.

I advise not clicking it unless it's confirmed as a wind up, or you actually want to know what happens now.
 
Solius said:
I don't know if the above is a joke or not. Don't want to risk it.
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It's not unlike an essay by a six year old.

You can read it safely. Apart from beating your head on a wall because of the lack of punctuation, paragraphs, and decent spelling.
 
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I wouldn't worry to much about it, yahoo answers is probably not true this time.
 
Locke after Desmond decided to go all Carmageddon on him -

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Locke after his fall in the original reality -

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Looking at how similar the images are, looks like the writers are trying to show that this is the moment that Sideways-Locke has his epiphany and remembers the original reality.

There is a distinct change in the color of his eyes though, wonder is that is supposed to be a clue.
 
I think this is what is going on,this is the only thing I can kind of understand..



This was in the Lockdown episode, season 2, episode 17. Locke was in crutches after this, as shown in season 2, episode 20, Two for the Road. In the alternative reality, in the most recent episode, Desmond running down Locke, is the alternative to the above blast door injury.
Things in the alternative reality happen at the same time as they did in the real reality, on the island (I think).
 
Scholesy said:
I think this is what is going on,this is the only thing I can kind of understand..



This was in the Lockdown episode, season 2, episode 17. Locke was in crutches after this, as shown in season 2, episode 20, Two for the Road. In the alternative reality, in the most recent episode, Desmond running down Locke, is the alternative to the above blast door injury.
Things in the alternative reality happen at the same time as they did in the real reality, on the island (I think).
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One of my favourite episodes that was.

But your theory doesnt add up as Locke had his leg impaled in Lockdown whereas he was just run over in ELH
 
Mockney don't mean to get all anal but it would be a lot safer in the future if you would just keep all your personal comments regarding the spoiler in the spoiler tag itself.
 
kps88 said:
Mockney don't mean to get all anal but it would be a lot safer in the future if you would just keep all your personal comments regarding the spoiler in the spoiler tag itself.
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Heh, I wasn't going to say anything this time, but you're absolutely right; there really is no point in not including the comment in the spoiler.

Just silly and annoying really.
 
Will be interesting to see how they will tie in the whole submarine sequence from the first episode this season.. ! Surley gotta have something to do with Widmore's sub?
 
Is it me or will it be a bit crap watching any Lost once you know how it ends?

I might try a s1-s6 marathon before the last episode
 
I have high (unrealistic) hopes that once it ends I can go back and watch the whole thing with every little mystery and question making perfect sense.
 
kps88 said:
I have high (unrealistic) hopes that once it ends I can go back and watch the whole thing with every little mystery and question making perfect sense.
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What about that scene where Hurley starts speaking Korean and Jin is speaking English next to a man in a chicken suit?

Oh and the Hurley bird?

In fact it seems to be Hurley that has the most question marks over his head, they can't just fob it off as him being a bit nuts can they?
 
Yeah. I have a feeling we'll get a whole load of "the island did it/Jacob did it".
 
Xander45 said:
What about that scene where Hurley starts speaking Korean and Jin is speaking English next to a man in a chicken suit?

Oh and the Hurley bird?

In fact it seems to be Hurley that has the most question marks over his head, they can't just fob it off as him being a bit nuts can they?
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The Jin thing was a dream. Pretty sure he wakes up right afterwards. Also the Hurley bird was just Hurley thinking it said his name. Sawyer mocked him for asking if it said his name. "Yeah, right after it pooped gold.."
 
We've seen it twice though, the bird that is. The Jin bit might have been a dream actuallythinking back, still one of my favourites scenes though for pure wtf.

There is one big thing though about Hurley how come he can see and talk to dead people?

And how did he get the nickname Hurley?
 
I don't think him talking to dead people will ever be explained. Same with Miles' ability. I don't think it's that important to explain them anyway.
 
They did kind of explain Miles' powers. It's just Hurley's are quite useful and to just leave it as a mystery would kind of annoy me.

Unless they go down the path that was mentioned in the first or second season i think, that the island is actually just Hurley's imagination.

As terrible an ending as it would i can see it happening. The three sides get into a fight, Richard, Locke and Whidmore everyone dies but Locke and Hurley. Just as they are leaving the island Locke kills Hurley and then it does it's shot of an eye, pulling back to show Hurley in the mental hospital revelaing it was all in the mind of a nutcase.

As bad as that sounds it would explain why Hurley can Deus Ex Machina his way out of most things, and why the numbers hold such importance on the island.
 
Xander45 said:
They did kind of explain Miles' powers. It's just Hurley's are quite useful and to just leave it as a mystery would kind of annoy me.

Unless they go down the path that was mentioned in the first or second season i think, that the island is actually just Hurley's imagination.

As terrible an ending as it would i can see it happening. The three sides get into a fight, Richard, Locke and Whidmore everyone dies but Locke and Hurley. Just as they are leaving the island Locke kills Hurley and then it does it's shot of an eye, pulling back to show Hurley in the mental hospital revelaing it was all in the mind of a nutcase.

As bad as that sounds it would explain why Hurley can Deus Ex Machina his way out of most things, and why the numbers hold such importance on the island.
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That is because they can not explain all the garbage they have put in over the seasons by any normal tenants of story telling. People who think they had it all planned out from the beginning are duped beyond belief.
 
Mockney said:
don't mean to be anal but you could've spoilered those comments if you wanted, to avoid drawing attention to the fact that the innocuous personal comments merited attention being drawn to them.

ya get me blud?
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Can you spoiler that please? It's drawing attention to the spoiler.
 
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