Let's all laugh at England

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Nope. That's also pretty plastic (unless they're from Manchester)..

Choosing a club you have no connection to (I don't buy any of this "oh my great uncle once drove past Manchester" rubbish) because they win lots of trophies is pretty plastic. But at least that's a small level of plastic - maybe like the biodegradable plastic bags.

But choosing a club you have no connection to because they win lots of trophies, even though you hate the country that the club is from? That's like still-killing-fish-in-the-sea-after-3,000-years level of plastic. Why on earth would you choose to support a club in that country* if you hate the country so much? The mind boggles.
It doesn’t really. There have always been foreign players and staff contributing so why such an attitude?

many United fans, English included couldn’t give 2 flying fecks about international football. Club > wife > country or something like that

people are only having a short term laugh till club football comes back. It’s absolutely nothing that hasn’t been done by English fans to other countries over the years. So, real what you sow. Etc
 
It happened again
It happened agaaain
This time at Wembley
It happened again
 
I'm glad the racist bastards showering Saka, Rashford and Sancho with abuse right now get nothing, and that their little nationalist wankfest is cut short. Disgusting excuses for human beings.
Ah yes, glad to see the fascist elements of Italian fans celebrating their win on the other hand.
 
You still not being able to distinguish between the actual song and people saying it’s coming home in not a self depreciating way is just as funny.

I don’t care either way but just own it

There are some nationalists in England this is true. There are probably some of them who sing the song and take it to mean "football is coming home because England are better than everyone else and we own it! Best country in the world mate."

That is not the majority of the country or even close.

There are also some nationalists in Italy too and Spain, Germany, France, Portugal, Scotland, Ireland, Argentina, Brazil, Wales ect. ect.
 
All that self-depreciating nonsense and satire while crying for the foreign United suporters to feck off because they don't root for England.

Maybe THAT'S the English humour we don't understand. :lol:
Does anyone actually think that? It’s just interesting that one of the main points is England fans don’t respect other fans or something, yet you’re on a largely English forum giving it hell about them :lol: Surely you can see some kind of irony here?
 
It’s amazing how the media have blanked the absolute appalling behaviour of the English fans yesterday. I guess it wouldn’t look good when you’re trying to host a World Cup .
 
What? It would make no sense to sing it when they lose.

It is a self deprecating song, the feeling of most the country about our football team is that it is usually rubbish and when it seems that it might not be AS rubbish we will do the routine of leaning into the meme of us getting over excited (knowing it will probably end in failure) whilst also getting actually excited as all fans do.

It IS a legitimately shock that people react that way to a song that was literally written by comedians and has lines about how it will all go to shit in it. Either way gives us something to talk about I suppose.
Here I was thinking someone mentioned that it was about supporting the team, win or lose, a bit of "we go again" humor. Fair enough.
But then we'll have to ignore the wankers among the England fans that sing it as a victory roar for the shock to be legitimate in my view, which I cannot do.
If you ask yourself why people dislike the use of the song, you'll find it for sure.

That said, I need to add something else.
I've never had bad experiences when I've been in England, or whenever my family were on vacations and ended up talking and playing with English families growing up. English people largely seem awesome. The team itself is extremely likeable and good, I'm sure you'll do great in the future.
My personal reason for being happy that England lost is all down to those small, loud sections of the fanbase and media. Those are the ones that get to represent England because they are the ones we get shoved in our faces on our own media and social media. The less vulgar ones that are just celebrating their own country doing well in a normal manner are largely ignored.
 
Because you don't choose your club based in nationality?
I grew up watching England use our players as scapegoats and the fans go after them, the FA overly punishing our players so feck the England national team.
It's incredible how many can't see this. I'm English and don't get me wrong I like to see the team do well but I'm honestly not that arsed about England. I grew up seeing a Beckham effigy on the news and reading about the abuse Phil Neville received and how England fans used to sing anti United songs at games. I know quite a few reds (Mancunian too before @FriendlyFox jumps on this post) that don't give two shits about England.
 
real sense of they can dish it out but cannot take it from the English supporters on here
 
Does anyone actually think that? It’s just interesting that one of the main points is England fans don’t respect other fans or something, yet you’re on a largely English forum giving it hell about them :lol: Surely you can see some kind of irony here?
Giving out hell. Jesus..

Read the threads before you start crying mate.
 
Does anyone actually think that? It’s just interesting that one of the main points is England fans don’t respect other fans or something, yet you’re on a largely English forum giving it hell about them :lol: Surely you can see some kind of irony here?
There has been a few just in this thread, yes.
But they are being made fun of by both foreigners and other English folks, so it's all good. :p
 
The irony of a load of Man United fans laughing at the arrogant England fans. Like it or not we have one of the most entitled fanbases in the league, the lack of self awareness in this thread is quite something. The same people gloating now will be shocked and analysing what went wrong when we get dumped out of the CL this season despite the fact we have won nothing of note in almost a decade.
People need to be able to take a ribbing, even about their country. You don’t think the players will wind each other up when they get back? It’s a short term thing until club football takes over.
Get over it lads
 
Ah yes, glad to see the fascist elements of Italian fans celebrating their win on the other hand.
I already answered that in another posts. I can despise fascists of many nationalities simultaneously, it's just in the nature of football that some sadly get to celebrate in any case.
I guess what made write the original post is the amount of black players in the English national team who would have been celebrated by the gutter press and its readership if they had 'brought it home', but now that they did not it's just all too obvious how this lot really think.
 
You seem to be very good at "switching allegiances" :lol:

Manchester City have a good team at the moment. Why not "switch allegiances" to them?

I obviously switched to Canada because they have a good team :lol:

I never supported the US' team to begin with. So I only switched once from Mexico to Canada, after the former showed themselves to be homophobics cnuts.

Let's say you grew up a Lazio fan, or a Chinese NT fan, you'd still support them?

Please educate yourself, both on football in the Americas and current affairs.

He's switching allegiances left right and centre, Zlatan had a 10 year break from supporting United. They're starting to expose themselves.

I don't get this post. Are you looking through my post history and saying I'm not a Utd fan because Zlatan is one of my favorite Utd players? Please explain if you're accusing me of not being a loyal Utd fan.
 
It's incredible how many can't see this. I'm English and don't get me wrong I like to see the team do well but I'm honestly not that arsed about England. I grew up seeing a Beckham effigy on the news and reading about the abuse Phil Neville received and how England fans used to sing anti United songs at games. I know quite a few reds (Mancunian too before @FriendlyFox jumps on this post) that don't give two shits about England.
Utd fans getting booed while on international duty is another one. We literally chanted Argentina for a time or how Ronaldo made England look shite.
Its weird how this has to be explained on a Utd forum.
 
It always bugs me when people only listen to the chorus of a song and don't listen to the verses. It's like only hearing the punchline of a joke without hearing the set up.
 
Oh an overconfident pundit? That definitely represents an entire county, and overrides the words of the teams manager. Does it make all United fans arrogant when Rio said the same about us for the Europa league?

You're just picking evidence to fit your biases, and you aren't interested in trying to understand the song or why it's sung. It's just England = bad and that's that. It's understandable, you won't be the first fan to have an irrational hated, and you won't be the last.

Still, you simply don't understand the phrase "It's coming home", nor do you care to. It is, and always will be, wishful thinking.

Mate, everyone gets that the song's original meaning is ironic. Unlike what Southgate and a lot of people on this board seems to believe irony isn't part of English exceptionalism, other countries have it as well. It's just that no one buys it. People sing it's coming home after winning, while the media display the usual arrogance, but then when it inevitably backfires, it's just the special unique irony of English people (the most self deprecating people in the entire world, no one ever actually believed in a win, etc) that the entire rest of the world doesn't get, because they aren't as sophisticated as the people we have seen booing anthems and smashing up their own Cities and people.
 
Not sure what’s the most bizarre in here - the Leicester fan on an Irish United forum telling United fans to feck off and support a club back in their own country, some of the most negative people on here bemoaning the toxicity of the fanbase for not supporting England or the weird interlude into Thatcher’s death :lol:
 
Here I was thinking someone mentioned that it was about supporting the team, win or lose, a bit of "we go again" humor. Fair enough.
But then we'll have to ignore the wankers among the England fans that sing it as a victory roar for the shock to be legitimate in my view, which I cannot do.
If you ask yourself why people dislike the use of the song, you'll find it for sure.

Loads of England fans are wankers, hooligans and nationalists. Don't ignore them, roundly criticism them and hope that in the future they will die out (not the wankers, there will always be wankers).

No I honestly have no idea why anyone cares so much about a song written by comedians with lyrics about us losing and being shit for 30 years. If the answer is because it has been hijacked by a section of dickheads then fair enough I guess.
 
I think most England fans are struggling to see the issue people have taken with the song? Is it annoying? Is it arrogant? Who fecking cares it’s a football chant. They are all arrogant and annoying to opposing teams.

I just find it really strange that United fans of all people are annoyed by arrogant chants.
“20 times” - bragging about success
“We’ll do what we want” - arrogant.
Then you’ve got numerous ones about violence.

Also, I’ve not seen anyone say you shouldn’t care about racism in English football. I have seen people say that it’s strange to actively dislike a team for that reason, yet actively support one which arguably has a bigger problem with it.

I don’t think any England fan really wants/cares about who other countries give their support to, but the reasoning behind some of it is hypocritical, so you can’t be surprised people want to call that out.
People don't speak tons of languages. I wouldn't know what the italians, polish, germans etc sing unless I was told.
The use of it when you win comes across as arrogant, the way it is defended comes across as hypocritical.
That's it.

People brought up how the italians were racist too, to a point by point list of reasons someone disliked England, as if that invalidated their reason to dislike England. That's just a terrible defense.
 
I'm laughing too hard. Feck some of the idiots on Caf throughout the Euros who thought the trophy was just theirs, given to them by right, and who supported booing of national anthems. The amount of arrogance and delusional self-insight has been at an all-time high.

Please direct me to a single post where an England fan claimed the trophy was theirs by right.

Just one, that's all I'm asking :)
 
Not sure what’s the most bizarre in here - the Leicester fan on an Irish United forum telling United fans to feck off and support a club back in their own country, some of the most negative people on here bemoaning the toxicity of the fanbase for not supporting England or the weird interlude into Thatcher’s death :lol:
:lol:
 
Nope. That's also pretty plastic (unless they're from Manchester)..

Choosing a club you have no connection to (I don't buy any of this "oh my great uncle once drove past Manchester" rubbish) because they win lots of trophies is pretty plastic. But at least that's a small level of plastic - maybe like the biodegradable plastic bags.

But choosing a club you have no connection to because they win lots of trophies, even though you hate the country that the club is from? That's like still-killing-fish-in-the-sea-after-3,000-years level of plastic. Why on earth would you choose to support a club in that country* if you hate the country so much? The mind boggles.

Nobody hates the country. I wouldn't have minded England winning the whole thing before the tournament. The way English media, fans and repsentatives conducted themselves lead to the antipathy.
 
Mate, everyone gets that the song's original meaning is ironic. Unlike what Southgate and a lot of people on this board seems to believe irony isn't part of English exceptionalism, other countries have it as well. It's just that no one buys it. People sing it's coming home after winning, while the media display the usual arrogance, but then when it inevitably backfires, it's just the special unique irony of English people (the most self deprecating people in the entire world, no one ever actually believed in a win, etc) that the entire rest of the world doesn't get, because they aren't as sophisticated as the people we have seen booing anthems and smashing up their own Cities and people.

So in a nutshell, you hate on the English because they sing a song.
 
You seem to be very good at "switching allegiances" :lol:

Manchester City have a good team at the moment. Why not "switch allegiances" to them?

I mean he switched because of the homophobic stuff, that’s a pretty good reason to be fair. If he switched to Spain or someone I’d get your point but Canada?


real sense of they can dish it out but cannot take it from the English supporters on here

Very much the case. Scotland and Wales were flooded with derogatory comments about their performances, yet the masters of “self deprecation and satire” are purposefully coming into a thread designed to mock England losing, to get offended

English posters insulting other countries :wenger:

English posters being told it’s not coming home :mad:
 
People brought up how the italians were racist too, to a point by point list of reasons someone disliked England, as if that invalidated their reason to dislike England. That's just a terrible defense.

To be fair I think this is referencing one of my posts.

I pointed out that Italian's are notorious for having huge amounts of racist fans. I did so because someone said they were really pleased Italy won last night because of the racist English fans and I was pointing out that this is a weird sentiment, not saying that you should not dislike England. I don't think you should dislike any country for that tbf, dislike the racists in Italy and England in equal measure but just those people.
 
Nobody hates the country. I wouldn't have minded England winning the whole thing before the tournament. The way English media, fans and repsentatives conducted themselves lead to the antipathy.

Nobody cares about the cringe-inducing English media, least of all England fans.
 
Are the top reds still around telling people who are real and fake fans?
 
Mate, everyone gets that the song's original meaning is ironic. Unlike what Southgate and a lot of people on this board seems to believe irony isn't part of English exceptionalism, other countries have it as well. It's just that no one buys it. People sing it's coming home after winning, while the media display the usual arrogance, but then when it inevitably backfires, it's just the special unique irony of English people (the most self deprecating people in the entire world, no one ever actually believed in a win, etc) that the entire rest of the world doesn't get, because they aren't as sophisticated as the people we have seen booing anthems and smashing up their own Cities and people.

You claim to understand irony, and then your post devolves into a rant about how awful English people are.

Yes we have some crappy fans and hooligans, although that also isn't part of English exceptionalism. However it's irrelevant to this discussion. I'm not defending that behaviour, but I'm explaining that still today the "Football's coming home" is about hopes and dreams, not expectation or arrogance. You don't have to buy that, which is fine, but that doesn't make it less true, just that you don't understand (and have a preconceived bias against) the people singing it.
 
Nobody hates the country. I wouldn't have minded England winning the whole thing before the tournament. The way English media, fans and repsentatives conducted themselves lead to the antipathy.

:D

I mean, the irony of foreign fans saying this when literally every country in the world gets overly excited (and rightfully so) when their sports stars do well. Do you also think the streets of Paris were calm when France reached the world cup final?
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/07/16/...aris-celebrations-clashes-intl-spt/index.html

In the capital, fireworks, flares and smoke bombs were thrown indiscriminately along the Champs Elysees, as fans refused to disperse and clashed with the advancing police.

Windows were smashed and shops were looted, with similar scenes of unrest occurring in the cities of Lyon and Marseille.
Some 30 individuals broke into the luxury store Drugstore Publicis on Champs Elysees in scenes reminiscent of the 2006 World Cup final, when the shop was also damaged.

But I guess that is justifiable because they are French.

The only reason why you think it is "just English fans" is because you visit a website (redcafe) where English news is most prominent and are therefore exposed to all the good and all the ugly. If you were to visit a website with a user base largely from another country, the news would be skewed similarly. The best example of that is reddit, where the news is primarily skewed towards America.
 
One thing about the Scottish you have to admire is that they hate the English and they support Scottish football clubs.

Come to think of it I've never met a Scottish united fan. :lol: how have I only just realised this.
 
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