Let's all laugh at England

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Oh right, your history smells of roses doesn't it or so you lot like to think it does.

Here's some news for you, your country stinks of shit, even shitty than England's, certainly shitter at sport, England's aim is to compete against the world, your sport is all about 'beating' England or in Scotlands case getting an heroic draw (they are still celebrating that now).

An Irish person laughing at England losing a major footballing final is like a leg amputee laughing at an able bodied person running and falling over.
Well done on being better at sport than a nation with less than a tenth of the population.
 
It’s a well known fact most Manc’s also don’t follow England and couldn’t give 2 fecks what they win or lose .

“Once more than England we’re champions twice “
You know that fact so well that you can't even get the fecking words right. What a whopper.
 
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I saw more city, chelsea, arsenal, dippers in one side than the other. Naturally i want them beat and humiliated.

All aboard the italia train!!!!

Disagree. This one is as a likable as England can be for United fans. Practically zero Liverpool players. There were more Chelsea players in the Italian 11 than in England's. No Gerrard, no Carragher, no Terry. Who exactly did you want to get beat and humiliated?
 
Come on, we are far away from Brazil, Germany, Italy yet !

Maybe, but you currently have the best team in the world. I was born in 1991. During my lifetime you've won 2 world cups, a Euros, and got to what, two other finals in your life time? You can always go into a tournament and expect to do well, even if it doesn't pan out.

Until I was about 28, the best England had done in my life time was 1 semi-final. And I was 5 at the time, so I don't really count that.

I was only recently made aware that you are actually allowed to win knock-out games!
 
You'd be fecking hated at OT . I wouldn't bother going tbh, probably never have
:lol: Wasn’t you giving it the big hahahahas the other night, now you seem to be the one all salty. Football eh
 
The fact you said that makes me doubt your love for United.
Or you just don't like it because it's true. As soon as we do well we get shit from all corners of the globe like no other nation. It's pretty similar.
 
OK, amidst the tirade of laughter and the great time I having tonight I'll try to explain - I am having a few cans to celebrate though. Anyone from a neighbouring country has been listening to a lot of shit for the past few decades. Some England fans are very loud and talk a lot of shit. A large number of hooligans, a tendency to cause problems wherever they go and a serious superiority complex. Not saying all fans are like that, of course, but...you wouldn't go far down the street without meeting a few like that.

Over the course of a few decades this can get a bit grating, hence, for most of Europe, England losing is a time of celebration and jeering. Add to that, the fact that they invaded half of the world and enslaved the other half for a few hundred years and remain woefully ignorant of this, plus all the Brexit shite, plus the racism/colonisation. Add to that the diving to get into the semis, the booing national anthems etc etc and well..look...you're going to have a lot of happy Scottish, Irish, French, German, Welsh people here tonight :).

In an ideal world I would have liked other player to miss tonight, but this will just make me cheer Rashford and Sancho on even more next season :D
So if you going to paint a football nation on their past history.... Are we also hating the German team because of what Hitler done... the list is endless for a lot of teams and their past historys.

Again, another embarrassing post

By all means laugh because it's England, have bants about fans being arrogant and 'it's coming home' etc but don't go justify a reason to hate the England football team over nonsense like their history or the actions of a very few fans/supporters.

Very small time
 
Imagine being so upset and fragile about your nation losing that you try to make your club team some nativist safe space.

Bunch of losers.

They would rather harm the club than acknowledge the shite that england fans have been upto who might i add abuse the club aswell.
 
So you only support United because of the success?
Nope, I wouldn't be a fan now if that were the case.

Your whole "...hated but never ignored" parallel doesn't really make sense because unlike England, United's universal hatred in the country sources from their success.
 
Maybe the forum should have a tag line under the caf saying English only Judging by some in this thread :lol:
 
Fergie disagrees, sport is about winning. That’s why Italians won 4 World Cups !

I don’t know how you can be happy after the game tonight when you did not even try and when Southgate just sent 3 lads to get bashed out there.
In 2006, when we lost in final against Italians being the best team even at 10 men I was devastated. I did not care about the journey. It was like daylight robbery, I was just gutted, same as against Portuguese in 2016.
I'm not a manager I'm a fan, and with united I would agree i would be devastated, because we are expected to win, but this is England we are talking about. Almost all of us have never been this far before, so its different.
 
Before you embarrass yourself any further I’d like you to know I’m not English. Just find it funny you support an English club, claim it’s not because of glory, and yet are this invested in their ‘failure’. It’s a little ‘live in your mum’s basement’ type behaviour.
I support an English club because my dad was forced to move there in the 1950s to find work, he arrived in Liverpool to be met by "no blacks, no dogs, no Irish" signs, eventually finding digs in Manchester where the householder took him to Old Trafford to watch the babes.

I support Utd, couldn't give a shit about the English national team.
 
So if you going to paint a football nation on their past history.... Are we also hating the German team because of what Hitler done... the list is endless for a lot of teams and their past historys.

Again, another embarrassing post

By all means laugh because it's England, have bants about fans being arrogant and 'it's coming home' etc but don't go justify a reason to hate the England football team over nonsense like their history or the actions of a very few fans/supporters.

Very small time

Oof, someone is very insecure. Some people need the context spelled out for them. You have a large subset of loud, annoying yobs for fans. People dislike ye for it. Get over it, small time :lol:
 
Nope, I wouldn't be a fan now if that were the case.

Your whole "...hated but never ignored" parallel doesn't really make sense because unlike England, United's universal hatred in the country sources from their success.

All the so called glory hunters must have gone senile if they're still around seeing that weve been below par for nearly a decade now. But we must not let rationality get in the way of a nativist rant!
 
Nope, I wouldn't be a fan now if that were the case.

Your whole "...hated but never ignored" parallel doesn't really make sense because unlike England, United's universal hatred in the country sources from their success.
Incorrect.

No idea why you clowns keep pretending you understand things you clearly don't
 
So if you going to paint a football nation on their past history.... Are we also hating the German team because of what Hitler done... the list is endless for a lot of teams and their past historys.

Again, another embarrassing post

By all means laugh because it's England, have bants about fans being arrogant and 'it's coming home' etc but don't go justify a reason to hate the England football team over nonsense like their history or the actions of a very few fans/supporters.

Very small time

You love to see it
 
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