Red Hand Devil
Plan M ish
It really boggles the mind doesn't it. I would like to have been a fly on the wall during those discussions.
Ed: "David, we just need your sayso to sign these 3 top-class players that we've been scouting for 2 or more years now. We've deals in place & they'll excel here.."
Moyes: "F*ck that. Never heard of them - neither has Jimmy or Steve, so they cant be good enough for this league. I've compiled a dossier of youtube links of world-class players we want here.. Get me Baines & Fellaini as a matter of importance above anyone else Ed.. Did you get those VIP tickets for The Proclaimers sorted too? I need that sorted before you work on transfers.. Me & Jimmy have been dying for this gig Ed.. hurry-up man.."