I mean, for one, what else are we gonna do? We’ve all been locked down for a year watching telly, and this is a free (if you’ve got Sky) cultural curiosity that’s been bigged up as a grandiose cinematic spectacle, and two, this is an apparent vindication of Snyders vision? The whole point is apparently to get people who didn’t like the first one to watch it and appreciate how they were actually wrong, no?
Comic book fans are (in many ways tbf) like snowflake conservatives who despite being in complete control of all the machinations of power and media (in this case, the movie industry) also insisting that everyone needs to love them unquestioningly too, and whining about how anyone that doesn’t like it should leave the country! - except for when we can legitimately praise the handful of Marvel films, or Nolan and Mangold efforts that actually are good, then we’re allowed dispensation to praise it - but we should apparently shut up if we aren’t gonna give the crap stuff the same reverence!? In what other genre of film do fans of it tell people they shouldn’t have an opinion if they aren’t a mega fan? Who says “I don’t know why you even watch the Godfather trilogy, it’s too long and a waste of your time?”...No! feck you!!
Anyway, this is utter crap, and if anything I’ve come out of it with a much greater appreciation of Joss Whedon... at least he understands how the pacing of an actual movie should work. ‘Cos as
@Dirty Schwein quite rightly pointed out from the get go, if you had to edit this down to the length and rhythms of an actual movie - a process that would necessitate losing context and adding in new connective beats - you’d end up with something that wasn’t remotely far removed from Whedon’s effort. Better shot and graded, undoubtedly, and there are a few things here and there you could point to as being better to have kept in, but essentially it’s the same movie, with the same plot!...a plot for one, 2hr movie!... I genuinely naively allowed myself to think that this could’ve been the result of Snyder having enough footage for 2 films, but it’s not at all! ...ITS THE SAME ONE FILM!
Even if you smashed the last 2 Avengers movies together for a similar run time, it’d still have the pacing and beats of two whole movies. With the appropriate peaks and troughs to guide the audience through it, whereas this is painfully evident as one movie, stretched interminably out beyond the capacity of normal human enjoyment. Is it “better?” ... Sure, as an understandable story, yeah. But as a film? It’s impossible to say, cos it isn’t a film. And if we’re gonna start judging films by whether they’re allowed to release 4hr versions to fully appreciate then this is an even bigger death knell for cinema than the fecking Coronavirus!
Anyway, dialogue is awful, straight out of a video game at numerous points, and it looks ugly as all sin... just a dirge of dark cloudy nonsense with weightless people bobbing about around it, occasionally interspersed with the worst actor they have (Gadot) giving terrible VO narration, lest this 4 hour film needed more time to fecking explain itself!... Even the one thing I did really like about BvS - the interesting and off kilter score - has been replaced by some unrelentingly generic “epic” orchestral nonsense, that often undercuts (or overcuts, if that’s even a thing) the scenes where it isn’t needed...
complete bollocks. Game’s gone.
P.S. if I get drunk enough, I have more to say... and you can’t stop me! That’s exactly how Nazi Germany started!