simmee
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This situation is sooooo weird. We know literally nothing. Zero.
just give us something. Anything.
We literally know that they've been negotiating.
This situation is sooooo weird. We know literally nothing. Zero.
just give us something. Anything.
If City buy Messi then Barca buy Sancho...
...mods best put a Samaritans banner on the homepage!
Hi AlexAh yes. I see it now
It's October. Alex the muppet is sitting in his wife's house. I call it his wife's house because she bought it and pays all the bills - while Alex sits at home in his jogging bottoms all Summer staring at his phone waiting for Romano's latest tweet.
Alex the muppet has waited a gruelling 9 weeks and 3 days for Man Utd to make a signing. His phone screen a little bent due to the fury of his rants online of United's inactivity over the past 9+ weeks. But finally, Romano, then Stone, then Ben Hibbs, then @itkboy - they're all confirming it - a breakthrough! After months of refusing to pay £108m for Sancho, the news erupts onto his phone screen "Man Utd agree £135m fee with Dortmund for Jadon Sancho"
Alex the Muppet is going wild as he puts a Sancho compilation on his TV screen via youtube, dancing manically to the music it produces which he doesn't even like. Flashing through his head are the images of past great United teams. Beckham's corner into Solskjaer... Van Der Sar saving Anelka's penalty as Ronaldo falls to the floor in tears... He's comparing Sancho, Martial and Rashford to Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez in his head... He's convinced.. This is the next great United team now.
But wait..
What's this..?!
A RedCafe notification out of nowhere...
Judas quoted your post in the thread Jadon Sancho - BBC: Fee Agreed
He's reminded of that time in August, dark times with no transfers, when he said "I can't see this happening. It's time to move on"
He's embarrassed. He's scared. He's still a little horny from his recent excitement.
But one things for sure. And he knows.. Alex the muppet has no right to enjoy Sancho in a Manchester United shirt!
This situation is sooooo weird. We know literally nothing. Zero.
just give us something. Anything.
Ah yes. I see it now
It's October. Alex the muppet is sitting in his wife's house. I call it his wife's house because she bought it and pays all the bills - while Alex sits at home in his jogging bottoms all Summer staring at his phone waiting for Romano's latest tweet.
Alex the muppet has waited a gruelling 9 weeks and 3 days for Man Utd to make a signing. His phone screen a little bent due to the fury of his rants online of United's inactivity over the past 9+ weeks. But finally, Romano, then Stone, then Ben Hibbs, then @itkboy - they're all confirming it - a breakthrough! After months of refusing to pay £108m for Sancho, the news erupts onto his phone screen "Man Utd agree £135m fee with Dortmund for Jadon Sancho"
Alex the Muppet is going wild as he puts a Sancho compilation on his TV screen via youtube, dancing manically to the music it produces which he doesn't even like. Flashing through his head are the images of past great United teams. Beckham's corner into Solskjaer... Van Der Sar saving Anelka's penalty as Ronaldo falls to the floor in tears... He's comparing Sancho, Martial and Rashford to Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez in his head... He's convinced.. This is the next great United team now.
But wait..
What's this..?!
A RedCafe notification out of nowhere...
Judas quoted your post in the thread Jadon Sancho - BBC: Fee Agreed
He's reminded of that time in August, dark times with no transfers, when he said "I can't see this happening. It's time to move on"
He's embarrassed. He's scared. He's still a little horny from his recent excitement.
But one things for sure. And he knows.. Alex the muppet has no right to enjoy Sancho in a Manchester United shirt!
Do you just close your eyes when info comes out about this deal or what?
Just give me two and please give me a creditable source??Did you read every page in between? I think you should as there’s been some pretty big developments
Might not be much to give.
Sancho is in the shop window with a price tag of 108m. We've walked in and said give us your best price on Sancho, store owner said 108m. Now we're testing their resolve and looking through the glass umming and ahhing.
Ahhh but you've missed a key bit of the situation... We happen to know the store owner is desperate to sell in order to keep his shop trading through this pandemic. We are waiting outside pretending to browse e-bay for alternative items, meanwhile we know the shopkeeper will eventually creep outside and invite us in for a cup of tea and another chat about that price.Might not be much to give.
Sancho is in the shop window with a price tag of 108m. We've walked in and said give us your best price on Sancho, store owner said 108m. Now we're testing their resolve and looking through the glass umming and ahhing.
The shop has already closed since more than 2 weeks.
You've missed the bit where the shopkeeper changes the price to 120m and then we immediately go in and pay it.
The shop has already closed since more than 2 weeks.
Where huge sums of money are involved, the shop is never closed.The shop has already closed since more than 2 weeks.
No. The owner has left the shop cause he has to play a season and is focusing on playing football since 2 weeks. Cause its not a shop or a bank, its an actual footballclub. Not like the desperate fangirl waiting outside, only being a profitclub for her bosses and his employs since years. Maybe she should focus on free herself and becoming a footballclub again.And the shop would re-open at a moments notice if that much cash was being offered.
this shop is actually a red light district hooker who dangles her wares in the shop window waiting for a man with enough money to come and tempt her.No. The owner has left the shop cause he has to play a season and is focusing on playing football since 2 weeks. Cause its not a shop or a bank, its an actual footballclub. Not like the desperate fangirl waiting outside, only being a profitclub for her bosses and his employs since years. Maybe she should focus on free herself and becoming a footballclub again.
This is my favourite post, since years.No. The owner has left the shop cause he has to play a season and is focusing on playing football since 2 weeks. Cause its not a shop or a bank, its an actual footballclub. Not like the desperate fangirl waiting outside, only being a profitclub for her bosses and his employs since years. Maybe she should focus on free herself and becoming a footballclub again.
Can't wait for the transfer deadline. Honestly I've come to a stage where I accept our current place in the league. I enjoy seeing the current crop develop and Ole's strategy to run its course.
Agree, it will effectively be sending a lamb to the slaughter, and I hope the fans back him because in the case of zero signings he will need that backing.if we sign absolutely no one, sell no one, and just give a bunch of new contracts to deadwood, can anyone actually stomach watching the season? I cannot watch the club throw Ole under a bus.
You know what they say about overconfidence...The shop has already closed since more than 2 weeks.
That wasn't very funny, but you just made the list.
Why do you write footballclub like that, together?No. The owner has left the shop cause he has to play a season and is focusing on playing football since 2 weeks. Cause its not a shop or a bank, its an actual footballclub. Not like the desperate fangirl waiting outside, only being a profitclub for her bosses and his employs since years. Maybe she should focus on free herself and becoming a footballclub again.
I got names man, a lot of names. May they hang their filthy heads in shame.That wasn't very funny, but you just made the list.
Messi to City
Mane to Barca
Sancho to Liverpool
Just imagine...
German language combines 2 or more words into a single one.Why do you write footballclub like that, together?
Ive getting more and more the impression that your legendary United won't get out of the current catastrophic state its in cause of fans like you, where arrogance caused by its history and folklore leads to a non-critical behaviour. Which then is only focusing on getting shiny players, by still having its strenght of the past in the mind and therefor thinking all players wants to come to United no matter what. Completely missing the boat that the roots of United problems will not be solved even with some extra-ordinary signings here and there. And even those signings get lesser and lesser, cause the world wasn't standing still and other clubs are runned in a modern structure, overtake United on the fast lane, and thatswhy some fans start to wonder why it has already started that you miss out on players like Haaland, Jude and now Sancho. The decline starts to show its effect. And besides that you wont get Sancho this season (and more and more i guess even not next season cause more clubs will be in and there is a good chance that you miss top 4) even if you would get him it would be a drop in a ocean. A blinding effect that distracts the publicity once more from the fact, that this club needs deeply changes. If not, the train will have left the station long time ago and all you can do is waving. #Glazersoutthis shop is actually a red light district hooker who dangles her wares in the shop window waiting for a man with enough money to come and tempt her.
All you need to do is step through the door with enough cash, and off come the undies Make no mistake £120m turns her light off.
Can't wait for the transfer deadline. Honestly I've come to a stage where I accept our current place in the league. I enjoy seeing the current crop develop and Ole's strategy to run its course.
Nowedon't!?German language combines 2 or more words into a single one.
It's really not that deep.Ive getting more and more the impression that your legendary United won't get out of the current catastrophic state its in cause of fans like you, where arrogance caused by its history and folklore leads to a non-critical behaviour. Which then is only focusing on getting shiny players, by still having its strenght of the past in the mind and therefor thinking all players wants to come to United no matter what. Completely missing the boat that the roots of United problems will not be solved even with some extra-ordinary signings here and there. And even those signings get lesser and lesser, cause the world wasn't standing still and other clubs are runned in a modern structure, overtake United on the fast lane, and thatswhy some fans start to wonder why it has already started that you miss out on players like Haaland, Jude and now Sancho. The decline starts to show its effect. And besides that you wont get Sancho this season (and more and more i guess even not next season cause more clubs will be in and there is a good chance that you miss top 4) even if you would get him it would be a drop in a ocean. A blinding effect that distractes the publicity once more from the fact, that this club needs deeply changes. If not, the train will have left the station long time ago and all you can to is waving. #Glazersout
Ive getting more and more the impression that your legendary United won't get out of the current catastrophic state its in cause of fans like you, where arrogance caused by its history and folklore leads to a non-critical behaviour. Which then is only focusing on getting shiny players, by still having its strenght of the past in the mind and therefor thinking all players wants to come to United no matter what. Completely missing the boat that the roots of United problems will not be solved even with some extra-ordinary signings here and there. And even those signings get lesser and lesser, cause the world wasn't standing still and other clubs are runned in a modern structure, overtake United on the fast lane, and thatswhy some fans start to wonder why it has already started that you miss out on players like Haaland, Jude and now Sancho. The decline starts to show its effect. And besides that you wont get Sancho this season (and more and more i guess even not next season cause more clubs will be in and there is a good chance that you miss top 4) even if you would get him it would be a drop in a ocean. A blinding effect that distractes the publicity once more from the fact, that this club needs deeply changes. If not, the train will have left the station long time ago and all you can to is waving. #Glazersout
Wörterkombinationsmöglichkeiten are great in german cause of the many Wortbildungsregeln for many kinds of Wortarten.Nowedon't!?
Ive getting more and more the impression that your legendary United won't get out of the current catastrophic state its in cause of fans like you, where arrogance caused by its history and folklore leads to a non-critical behaviour. Which then is only focusing on getting shiny players, by still having its strenght of the past in the mind and therefor thinking all players wants to come to United no matter what. Completely missing the boat that the roots of United problems will not be solved even with some extra-ordinary signings here and there. And even those signings get lesser and lesser, cause the world wasn't standing still and other clubs are runned in a modern structure, overtake United on the fast lane, and thatswhy some fans start to wonder why it has already started that you miss out on players like Haaland, Jude and now Sancho. The decline starts to show its effect. And besides that you wont get Sancho this season (and more and more i guess even not next season cause more clubs will be in and there is a good chance that you miss top 4) even if you would get him it would be a drop in a ocean. A blinding effect that distracts the publicity once more from the fact, that this club needs deeply changes. If not, the train will have left the station long time ago and all you can do is waving. #Glazersout
No. The owner has left the shop cause he has to play a season and is focusing on playing football since 2 weeks. Cause its not a shop or a bank, its an actual footballclub. Not like the desperate fangirl waiting outside, only being a profitclub for her bosses and his employs since years. Maybe she should focus on free herself and becoming a footballclub again.
I know that but he didnt write it in German.German language combines 2 or more words into a single one.
I wont start this stupid conversation again cause doob and others have already explained that and why we dont need money, even not in the Corona times. And that Sancho got 3 more years. And that Leipzig lost Werner. I think we got the second best squad in the league, miles ahead of the Leipzig one.I'm getting the impression that Dortmund are on the wane without investment and will be left in the dust by Leipzig soon. 3rd/4th place in a crap league next year, Sancho or no Sancho!
Do you remember back in the day, when we use to announce multiple signings at the same time, out of the blue. Those were the days
Summer 2007 Anderson,Hargreaves and nani.
Now we chase one target at a time and we can't even do that properly.