Ah yes. I see it now
It's October. Alex the muppet is sitting in his wife's house. I call it his wife's house because she bought it and pays all the bills - while Alex sits at home in his jogging bottoms all Summer staring at his phone waiting for Romano's latest tweet.
Alex the muppet has waited a gruelling 9 weeks and 3 days for Man Utd to make a signing. His phone screen a little bent due to the fury of his rants online of United's inactivity over the past 9+ weeks. But finally, Romano, then Stone, then Ben Hibbs, then @itkboy - they're all confirming it - a breakthrough! After months of refusing to pay £108m for Sancho, the news erupts onto his phone screen "Man Utd agree £135m fee with Dortmund for Jadon Sancho"
Alex the Muppet is going wild as he puts a Sancho compilation on his TV screen via youtube, dancing manically to the usic it produces which he doesn't even like. Flashing through his head are the images of past great United teams. Beckham's corner into Solskjaer... Van Der Sar saving Anelka's penalty as Ronaldo falls to the floor in tears... He's comparing Sancho, Martial and Rashford to Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez in his head... He's convinced.. This is the next great United team now.
But wait..
What's this..?!
A RedCafe notification out of nowhere...
Judas quoted your post in the thread Jadon Sancho - BBC Say Fee Agreed
He's reminded of that time in August, dark times with no transfers, when he said "I can't see this happening. It's time to move on"
He's embarrassed. He's scared. He's still a little horny from his recent excitement.
But one things for sure. And he knows.. Alex the muppet has no right to enjoy Sancho in a Manchester United shirt!