This is a fecking fix.
ICC T20 World Cup 2024
- Thread starter Samid
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Somebody call the cricket Police
Warner is literally laughing as he's walking off
We need Beefy on commentary to call the Aussies stinking cheating cnuts. None of this "oooo aren't the Scots doing well" bollocks.
Australia picked an extra spinner today and decided that Stoinis won’t bowl so basically they had 2 seamers in the team. Yet they bowled first, try to make sense of that
Commentator:
"You can tell from the way they're running between the wickets that they're not trying"
"You can tell from the way they're running between the wickets that they're not trying"
isnt it a bit late in the UK for so many of you to be watching this
Ah, look at Australia doing glorious defeat all of a sudden.
I have a weird sleeping pattern!
Lowest power play score... Fancy that
First 6 in the 7th over
First 6 in the 7th over
Head accidentally gets a six. He must be fuming with himself.
Are Scotland actually winning this ? 
Maxwell's "forward block"
Stoinis just had to stop and ask Head "How many boundaries am I allowed in this over mate?"
You lot are vastly underestimating the levels that us Scots can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
"Pick up the run rate just a bit mate. Let's make it look like we tried mate"
Bowler bowls an absolute pie
- Aussie taps it for a single.
- Aussie taps it for a single.
The running between the wickets is making it too obvious.
I’ve just read the Aussies dropped 5 in the field
7I’ve just read the Aussies dropped 5 in the field
fecking hell.I’ve just read the Aussies dropped 5 in the field
4 of them were absolute dollies too,
Like, I, who have not played cricket since I was 18 at school, would have caught them.
Well.. was fun while it lasted.. Aus will walk it now
fecking stoinis ruining this for everyone.
"Stoinis didn't you get the memo mate?"
That’s mad. Aussies have no shame
Err even sans the blatant sandbagging,
Scotland are still heavy favourites from here on in.
Head ensuring Stoinis isn't on strike. He hasn't read the script.
Switched on a few overs ago and wondering what you guys are talking about.. they’re gonna win
This is dogshit bowling
Hits a ball right in the slot into the fielder
Yeah, bowlers are doing alright but aside from miller and Klaasen, the batsmen have struggled (albeit the shite pitches haven’t helped)
That’s true.
Scotland bowling some absolute rubbish stuff. Australia even if they wanted to throw this away couldn't have considering how ordinary the bowling has been
How are they gonna feck us?
If Scotland don't win this jesus christ, thats a bit embarassing.
This. Outside of the spinner who got stoinis everyone else bowled to lose the game in last few overs.
Wade come on,