I'm always in your crews... but that's another matter altogether.
Are you not in the RedCafe crew?
I'm always in your crews... but that's another matter altogether.
Are you not in the RedCafe crew?
I am, but it's more so my crew, the RedCafe thing is just a cover. You're all my bitchez.
jumped in a random car in the desert last night and some hillbilly jumped out the bush and tazered me... woke up in my underwear on some train track. DAFUQ
Your life sounds fun. How's the game though?
Funny part about gta is that people are playing as Michael and co feeling great about themselves whereas the game mocks them with their mirror image, jimmy.
motorbiking down chilliad - brilliantly fun even if I do die within 10-20 secs!
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Who made big red our leader anyway!
Coup! Coup! Coup!
Coup! Coup! Coup!
I did.
I, for one, welcome our new pale skinned, freckley ginger overlord.
Personally I think I should be promoted as I was the one who brought crews to everyone's attention
Installing my Special Edition 
Talk to you guys in a few weeks. No multiplayer for me until I 100% the Single Player. Love you all!
Talk to you guys in a few weeks. No multiplayer for me until I 100% the Single Player. Love you all!
Whats your ID again?
NeonDelta
I love these random encounters so much. Just had one where a guy stole some cash from someone at a gas station, and drove off in a car. I chased him to the motorway, and used Franklin's special ability to get next to him, so I could slam him into the wall. His car flipped, and he climbed out and ran off back the other way, so I had to get out of my car because there was no way I could get through oncoming traffic to him. As he's running away, a huge truck smashes into him and sends him flying backwards to me. He only had $500 on him though, which is shit reward for all that effort.
Also just knocked into someone's car, so they got out to fight me. I'm holding L2 and Square, ready to dodge his first attack, when he gets flattened by another car. Ruined my fun.
Also just knocked into someone's car, so they got out to fight me. I'm holding L2 and Square, ready to dodge his first attack, when he gets flattened by another car. Ruined my fun
.Damn flying a plane is fun on this!
So went to the international hanger and stole a plane while the cops were shooting at me. I fly over Los santos with them having given up, feeling all good about myself and the planes engine dies. I was noticing black smoke coming out of the plane before it happened. Anyways I just steered it to the most appropriate place to for the crash which is of course the middle of the road.
So went to the international hanger and stole a plane while the cops were shooting at me. I fly over Los santos with them having given up, feeling all good about myself and the planes engine dies. I was noticing black smoke coming out of the plane before it happened. Anyways I just steered it to the most appropriate place to for the crash which is of course the middle of the road.
I came across a traffic jam with an oil tanker in the middle. Kind of guess what i did next...
How do you get the parachute for when you jump out of a plane? I completed Flying School with Michael last night so not sure if that helps.
Buy one from ammu-nation but they won't unlock until you do a certain side-mission. You can find one at the top of the cable car though.
Cheers blud.
it's impossible to travel anywhere with trevor without shooting someone in the head and starting a massive shoot-out.
How long does flying school take to complete? I only bothered entering the code last night to get my special edition shit activated.
I think it took me about 20 mins last night - although that was with Trevor, who was already a good pilot.
Some of the lessons are harder than others - did the speed runs for both helicopter and plain on first attempt - which surprised me!!
My mate just texted me this. Apparently he took chop down the beach for a play with his ball and wasn't aware that he couldn't swim.
Chop!
I find myself spending time roaming around, beating people up and doing random things like stealing cars and then crashing them. I have so far played 3 missions after spending almost 4 hours on the game. Love this so far.
Yeah I haven't done that many missions. I get distracted way too easily 
I just looked out at the car park at work and was deciding which one to steal before realising I'm not allowed to do that.
Yeah, I'm spending far too much time dicking about too.
I've nearly got Franklin's Stamina bar up to the maximum level... he's a beast at Triathalons.
I've nearly got Franklin's Stamina bar up to the maximum level... he's a beast at Triathalons.
feck me. I was getting bored of being the good guy and giving people their wallets/bikes back when they got stolen in random events. I was pissing about with Trevor and a kid got his bike taken so I mowed the guy down. But I couldn't be arsed to give it back for no reward so just told him to do one and rode off. My mate just told me he had the same thing happen and the kid sent a text and gave him 100 grand the next day. Confirmed online and I'm pretty sure it was the same guy. feck me.
My mate just texted me this. Apparently he took chop down the beach for a play with his ball and wasn't aware that he couldn't swim.
that's tragicKharma. Gta style!
That's the best thing about GTA. I do that, too.
Does anyone know what's supposed to happen in the random event when a bunch of pipes fall on truck and there's a guy stuck inside?
I panicked and shot him in the head. Did anyone else approach it differently?
I panicked and shot him in the head. Did anyone else approach it differently?