Imagine being a kid with Natalie Dormer in your bed.I'd have been tugging one out under the sheets.
Television Game of Thrones (TV) • The watch has ended
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Cheers RD.
RD is pretty cool.
I honestly think that Game of Porns version is lighter than original TV series.
I expect only the best from Lannisters' inner circle.
Of course anything for family.
Who wins a sword fight between The Hound, Bronn, and a one-handed Jaime Lannister? Who wins a cock fight between Oberyn Martell and Brienne of Tarth?
Imagine being a kid with Natalie Dormer in your bed.
He is one lucky little shit, that kid
He should tell her he will keep her secret in exchange for a tittie wank
Westeros is a fictional land based on medieval England. There are very different attitudes, legal and cultural standards to that of 21st century Western civilisation.
End of.
End of.
Saying "end of" doesn't mean it's automatically the end of the conversation.
If I said "America is North of Canada" and then said "End of", should you not try and dispute what I said, even though, like what you said, it's completely ridiculously wrong?
If I said "America is North of Canada" and then said "End of", should you not try and dispute what I said, even though, like what you said, it's completely ridiculously wrong?
Cina is the titty goblin.
End of.
End of.
Does a titty goblin have titties are just really like them?
To help you here, "end of" simply means he won't be continuing this conversation with your kind self, although I imagine he probably will
Natalie Dormer is so very weirdly beautiful. A quick image search made me annoyed at her stupid pout in every picture. I intensely dislike duck lips.
Sounds more like a tittie turkey.
Well, that was better then last weeks episode, in fact I much enjoyed it for the most part... couple of things
- Firstly, and most importantly... Littlefingers accent has gone from just shit, to full-blown, laughably, ridiculous. He now sounds like an Irish Pirate with a throat infection... it's so crap, it actually made it nearly impossible for me to concentrate on anything that happened in that scene... so my question is a) who's letting him talk like this, and b) Why!?
- The CGI in this epsiode was noticeably, laughably wank I thought... namely Danerys on top of the tower and the White Walkers at the end... all looked a bit second-rate, which isn't usually what I associate with GoT
- One week rapist, next week the giver of lovely gifts... he's bi-polar that Jaime. Oh, and that "Oathkeeper" naming was - unintentionally - hilarious... we all burst out laughing to the point where we had to rewind to see what was said after. I get the sentiment, but still, way too cheesy for my liking... that, and "shit peice" is a much better name
- Finally, FINALLY, this show has directly addressed the fact that Danerys is a little bit mental/sadistic/hypocritical/insane... and if that wasn't some Nazi Germany style reference at the end of that episode, then what was!? Also, making slaves with no fighting experience go and kill people themselves seems slightly harsh...
- Wahey! It's only taken them 4 seasons, but finally, Bran got a little interesting! Well he didn't, he's still a monumental bore... but his circumstances at least got interesting. Once again they're teasing a Stark reunion... so I can't help but feel they're going to pull the rug on us again.
- 32 year old Actress coming onto, what I'd guess would be about a 15 year old? Yep, that was creepy...
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Tis true. All this "that was a bit pervy" talk and faux outrage is completely moot if people are judging the morality of fictional characters out of the context of the shows own universe.
Plus it's feckin boring.
I've liked the part where Brienne named the sword Oathkeeper myself. In a way, Brienne is one of the few people in Westeros who'd understand Jaime's plight with regards to the Kingslayer bits. She's a duty bound sort of character who has certain moral values, and emphatizes with Jaime having to choose between killing the Mad King, breaking his oath, or having the city burned by Wild Fire and bringing the head of his father to the Mad King.
It was the high point of the episode for me. That, and the baby scene.
It's irritating the hell out of me too. Thing is, he sounded normal in the first season so this must actually have been some sort of conscious choice on his part.
Him in season 1:
Big difference
It's clear that Aidan Gillen is on some elaborate WUM.
Not the only then who thought I the same about Baellish. I Thought my sound went on a trip. It was a strange mixed accent he put on.
The story with Jon Snow on a mission to Crasters keep not knowing Bran is getting interesting. Will he find out about Locke the infiltrator and Who will get to the stark boys first?
The story with Jon Snow on a mission to Crasters keep not knowing Bran is getting interesting. Will he find out about Locke the infiltrator and Who will get to the stark boys first?
Jaime's character has become lame as feck right now. That scene that ended with Brienne leaving while staring back at Jaime and Jaime staring at her - cheesiest shit on this show so far.
I think Jaime looked scared that he was gonna payback raped on behalf of the sisterhood.
What's weird about Natalie Dormer?
Anyway, I want a scene between Bronn, Bran and Brienne. Alliteration overload.
Bronn would start hitting Bran with his own legs.
he needs to get back to raping, quick smart
Poor poor Hodor. What an awful scene to watch.
Is the baby being converted to a white walker more powerful than a dead person being converted to a white walker ? That baby scene at the end was great
A relationship between Jaime and that bloke Brienne would require a more suspension of disbelief than dragons, wargs, white walkers, etc.
She looks like an alien. In a good way.
Yea I can't quite see it, hottest chicks on the show at the moment are Dany and Obyrens(?) wife(?)...
For me it's Dany and her female translator / assistant. Don't like Oberyn's bastard wife.
Dany's assistant is way better, if she get's her kit off with the unsullied then we shall debate
Missandei and Melisandre are both gorgeous.
The latest episode was nice. When I read some of the posts initially saying the episode was boring, I was a little hesitant to watch just this 'boring' episode but then couldn't stand waiting for the next episode to watch them together. Now am I glad that I watched it this week!!
Not looking for any book spoilers but is Natalie Dormer's character supposed to be younger in the books? She was married to Joffrey and is now looking to get married to Tommen who is in his teens.
The last scene was I think the highest point of the episode. So now what are the sets of characters we know exist beyond the wall?
The Wildlings, The guys who eat crows (the group of Styr....are they wildlings as well?), the zombie like things (what are they called again?) and now these new people from the previous episode (white walkers?)
And.. nice to see others on here also do not appreciate Littlefinger's accent. I feel like muting the video and just reading subtitles in the scene where he speaks. It's that annoying.
Not looking for any book spoilers but is Natalie Dormer's character supposed to be younger in the books? She was married to Joffrey and is now looking to get married to Tommen who is in his teens.
The last scene was I think the highest point of the episode. So now what are the sets of characters we know exist beyond the wall?
The Wildlings, The guys who eat crows (the group of Styr....are they wildlings as well?), the zombie like things (what are they called again?) and now these new people from the previous episode (white walkers?)
And.. nice to see others on here also do not appreciate Littlefinger's accent. I feel like muting the video and just reading subtitles in the scene where he speaks. It's that annoying.
A lot of the characters have been aged up for the TV series because of all the sexual content.
Aye
The Jon Snow and Bran story line is the most interesting at the moment.
If Jon Snow ends up dying in this series whilst Daenerys dies then I might have to give up watching the show altogether!
Littlefinger seems to be transforming more and more into a comic book baddy with every season. He is about 4 episodes away from breaking out into a Dr Evil-esque fit of evil cackling!
The Jon Snow and Bran story line is the most interesting at the moment.
If Jon Snow ends up dying in this series whilst Daenerys dies then I might have to give up watching the show altogether!
Littlefinger seems to be transforming more and more into a comic book baddy with every season. He is about 4 episodes away from breaking out into a Dr Evil-esque fit of evil cackling!