I've been talking with someone at work today about the latest episode. We both agreed on the following being major issues with it:
- The Dothraki charging blindly into the unknown was stupid. It made no tactical sense and they had no idea how many or what they were charging into. I’ll let this slide because I can’t think of any other way they could’ve been useful against this enemy, but surely there was a better way to use cavalry than that? Why did Dany agree to this tactic which involved a huge risk to the bulk of her army?
- Why no archers? Archers could’ve at least broken up the charging swarm a bit and they have high walls to use. Instead they take the dead man to man pretty much.
- How did Ghost survive when most of the Dothraki were easily swamped, and where did he feck off to?
- Why did the Night King and Jon have two big stare downs in seasons five & seven suggesting they were going to fight at some point, only for Arya to kill him?
- Season one, episode one. Scene one. White Walkers are shown and this instantly indicates that there’s some big bad out there. They finally get through the wall, winter is here etc. Then it’s over after one battle. This threat which was supposed to make every thing else irrelevant is reduced to one major battle and now it’s over. Ridiculous. They were south of the wall for three episodes.
- I can’t get on board with the idea that Cersei is the final boss of the show. You’re telling me she’s more of a threat than an army of the dead numbering 100k, White Walker’s and their leader riding a dead dragon?
- Plot armour. If you're going to make sure all of the major characters survive at least make it realistic. Dany has absolutely no combat experience but suddenly she’s chopping down white’s like a pro. Sam should be dead but isn’t. Did the dead see him there crying on the ground and think: “nah he’s not worth it more”? Everyone in the crypt should be dead but somehow all of the named characters conveniently survive. At least make it plausible. Don’t even get me started on Jon who consistently does dumb things throughout the series but makes it through. Why was he even brought back to life if he was going to be so useless? He’s crap when it comes to battles.
- Why did Bran warg into the Ravens? This served no purpose in the episode. Did Bran want a better view of the battle?
- What was Theon’s strategy when charging into the NK? Wouldn’t he have a better chance standing his ground where he was?
- Where did Arya come from? There’s no way she could’ve got past all of the other White Walker’s and the dead but somehow she ninjas her way through and it’s over.
- Why were the other White Walker’s there? They didn’t fight anyone or do anything apart from stand there. Are they the Night King’s personal staff or something?
My biggest issue is that the White Walker threat was resolved so quickly but I guess they’ve only got six episodes to deal with everything so...
Anyway rant over. Let’s see what they do with what they have left.
Feck arcs. Jon tried and tried and tried his hardest but he failed this time. It happens.
I actually thought the futility of his efforts was very well done when he was cornered by the dragon and couldn't do anything. He looked broken.
That futile look on his face is what I went through watching Messi take that free kick tonight. Messi is the dead dragon to my Jon Snow.