JustAFan
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1) Do you really want to sit around for a couple of seasons watching Euron build ships? Somethings are done for the narrative and you just sort of go with the flow.The whole Euron Greyjoy plot is leaving me cold. Building a thousand ships in a short period of time is impossible. It took anywhere from 2 to five years to build 1 Galleon back in the 18th century imagine how long it would take to build 1000.
Next The Greyjoy's are basically pirates sailing the seas in search of merchant ships avoiding conflict with the Kings Fleet yet they didn't have one lookout to spot a fleet of a thousand ships sneaking up on them.
Him jumping down from the ship and bouncing around killing everybody was way too Jack Sparrow for my liking.
Lastly the Sand Snakes stabbed Euron more than once what ever happened to there poisoned weapons?
While I'n no fan of the Sand Snakes, Euron has replaced them as the most absurd Character on the show. I hope he finishes soon because he distracts from the other great characters in the show.
2) It was dark and foggy, you did notice how when Yara and Theon came up on deck they saw no other ships but their own until Euron's came out of the fog/smoke. Good use of cover by Euron's fleet.
3) Badasses in books and Tv shows are badasses. Besides did Jack Sparrow really ever kill that many people?
4) Did they say their weapons were ALWAYS poisoned, be a bit problematic keeping the poison fresh on the blades all the time, especially while at sea. Not to mention the risk of accidentally poisoning yourself with an errant slip.