Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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TheNewEra said:
I think it's transfer related.

Depay is looking to cut ties with Barca, and Frenkie is supposed to take a wage cut.

They're both close to the door, (in the clubs eyes) and of course they're good mates but you don't pick a "weekend getaway" in London with your best mate.

You'd go with only your partner.
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how dare you force them both out of the closet like this.
 
Superunknown said:
This is a great point. Have their partners been spotted with them?

To be in the country this close to the end of the window, when both of these players have been linked here is too suspicious to be ignored. There's something in this. Although, the fact that it's London makes me nervous that Chelsea will poach both after all.
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They have, but the point is for a short getaway it's usually you and your partner only.

You escape the football world for a while and chill, you don't go with your mates. I know Depay and FDJ are fairly close though, but still going to London with someone else thats at the exit door of Barca makes no sense.

The city where 2 major clubs that want you have offices.
 
gaffs said:
Frenkie is prick teasing up.

Of all places to go for a couple of days, why London?
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He’s getting his waxwork done at Madame Tussauds.

Depay will fly it back to Spain so it can sit on the bench at the Camp Nou whilst he continues a European tour with the love of his life.

Laporta and Xavi none the wiser.
 
TheNewEra said:
They have, but the point is for a short getaway it's usually you and your partner only.

You escape the football world for a while and chill, you don't go with your mates. I know Depay and FDJ are fairly close though, but still going to London with someone else thats at the exit door of Barca makes no sense.

The city where 2 major clubs that want you have offices.
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When does muppetry make sense mate?
 
Sources close to me (my imaginary friend): Told me to picture a triple announcement of Antony, Frenkie de Jong and Depay on Deadline day.
 
Counterfactual said:
This thread just doesn't stop giving. It's like muppet Christmas!
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:lol: :lol:
LordSpud said:
I always thought it suspicious that we were going to give Barca 10m for Memphis when he terminated his contract with them last week but now it makes sense its a sneaky way to pay Frenkie's deferred wages without us paying them (which we werent allowed to do apparently), they get Memphis AND Frenkie off of their wages and we give them €95m for the pair.

We are in the Endgame now... one last time... MUPPETS ASSEMBLE!!
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Very nice :D
 
"There is no wedding. He's not going to fecking Chelsea either. Also, the negative cnuts in the Frenkie thread can do one. It's on."
- Sheth (Today, Sky Sports.)

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Joseunited said:
Fecking lazy journalism,spending finished but maybe not quite.twats.
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I’m convinced they just shift+F7 words and choose an obscure one to try and lend themselves credibility. Scintilla doesn’t even really fit that sentence.
 
So we pass a bag of cash to Barca for Memphis... Barca pass it to FDJ as a payoff.... then we pass a bigger bag of cash to Barca for FDJ.

(I picture this in a disused aircraft hanger somewhere outside London)
 
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