Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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I always thought it suspicious that we were going to give Barca 10m for Memphis when he terminated his contract with them last week but now it makes sense its a sneaky way to pay Frenkie's deferred wages without us paying them (which we werent allowed to do apparently), they get Memphis AND Frenkie off of their wages and we give them €95m for the pair.

We are in the Endgame now... one last time... MUPPETS ASSEMBLE!!
 
LordSpud said:
I always thought it suspicious that we were going to give Barca 10m for Memphis when he terminated his contract with them last week but now it makes sense its a sneaky way to pay Frenkie's deferred wages without us paying them (which we werent allowed to do apparently), they get Memphis AND Frenkie off of their wages and we give them €95m for the pair.

We are in the Endgame now... one last time... MUPPETS ASSEMBLE!!
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Promote this guy.
 
I don’t believe it for a moment but if we signed frenkie and memphis as well, this would be the greatest window in our history. mad!
 
TheReligion said:
He didn’t?

He just answered a question and said the midfield is a bit of a headache currently due to injuries and suspensions. He then said you have Carney as a top option.

Don’t see any quotes saying ‘we want to sign a midfielder’ although I may have missed them?
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It’s code my man, code!

 
So the club is now using Beek as a decoy? Has this been his best performance since he joined us?
 
Boehly double swoop?

Would be funny to have all that twitter action for months with nothing actually happening then they both turn up to London and sign with no hint of it.

Perhaps Frenkie and Memphis like a wind up and are having a little break at the same time.
 
LordSpud said:
I always thought it suspicious that we were going to give Barca 10m for Memphis when he terminated his contract with them last week but now it makes sense its a sneaky way to pay Frenkie's deferred wages without us paying them (which we werent allowed to do apparently), they get Memphis AND Frenkie off of their wages and we give them €95m for the pair.

We are in the Endgame now... one last time... MUPPETS ASSEMBLE!!
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That's our secret, Lord. We're always assembled.
 
I’d love it if the wedding is a cover and they just plucked Van De Beek’s name out of thin air :lol:

“If anyone asks just say it’s for Donny’s wedding or something”
 
I don’t know if this means anything, but I’ve looked through Donny and Estelles instagram and couldn’t see any posts about him proposing. She also doesn’t look to be wearing an engagement ring.
 
Shakesey said:
:lol: I'd normally let this go, but we need 2000, so let's look at the two posts:

a) Chelsea is his most likely destination should he leave Barca.
b) Chelsea may be the his most probable destination if he was to leave Barca.

Is his most likely destination if he leaves = may be his most probable destination if he leaves.
These two sentences mean the same. There was no need to tell the original poster that he was wrong. Because he wasn't.

:lol: :lol: I can't believe we're exchanging posts here.
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This is basic probability here, dude.

One is a certainty, one is an uncertainty.

Nevertheless, it's inane. We will agree to disagree. Hope you have a nice evening/day and we get De Jong!
 
This will be hilarious if Chelsea sign them both.

There is surely something going on here. This is just way too big a coincidence for them to fly to England 2 days before the window shuts.
 
Have Chelsea been linked with Depay lately? I mean we have so... Really don't want to get my hopes up no way we have that kind of money left
 
Dominos said:
This will be hilarious if Chelsea sign them both.

There is surely something going on here. This is just way too big a coincidence for them to fly to England 2 days before the window shuts.
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It really wouldn't be hilarious at all
 
Godfather said:
Have Chelsea been linked with Depay lately? I mean we have so... Really don't want to get my hopes up no way we have that kind of money left
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There is if Ten Hag has told them to forget about next summer and pile it all in to this one.
 
Makes sense why we've not entertained the notion of selling VBD. He's the Danny Ocean in this wedding transfer heist.
 
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