I thought this deal was dead? How's it gathering so many pages
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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So I'm supposed to believe that DVB is having a wedding when we have a game in 3 days. FDJ is on holiday when Barca has Sevilla on the weekend.
I think it's transfer related, hopefully it's to us and not to Chelsea.
I think it's transfer related, hopefully it's to us and not to Chelsea.
It couldn't be 
If you want to thicken this thin plot more, Tuchel said we didn’t need to add to the midfield….but now he says we might…..
Deals beyond dead, would be funny to throw in 90m GBP for Depay and FDJ and test the resolve of Barca though, even if it makes only getting a RB next year.
I know pal, it just makes sense to go direct to the place you're going. Come on
breaking!
Apparently it was Dharmesh Sheth on Sky Sports who said that he's spoken to someone close to Donny and there's no wedding.
God, please.
God, please.
Good for him. You can buy tielemans.
They need something to get this thread over 2000 pages before the window closes. The progress has seriously stalled.
I know pal, it just makes sense to go direct to the place you're going. Come on
Depends. United have offices in London as you say. He’s also with Memphis and seeing the sights?
Pretty simple to do a deal anywhere quite quickly tbh.
Romano also said Chelsea are really moving to sign de Jong earlier.
Have Chelsea shown interest in Memphis? I know Auba was close but haven't heard much since.
that would be hilarious
Do we even know he’s going to London? Got my doubts he’s going anywhere on EasyJet
This is so obviously on
Thanks.
Of course not. He is not getting married in a gameweek in the middle of the season.
He didn’t?
He just answered a question and said the midfield is a bit of a headache currently due to injuries and suspensions. He then said you have Carney as a top option.
Don’t see any quotes saying ‘we want to sign a midfielder’ although I may have missed them?
The final scene of The Long Good Friday, but instead of Bob Hoskins, it's Frenkie De Jong, with Eric Ten Hag as the driver
"I spoke to someone close to Donny, who would have been at that wedding had he been getting married."
"Donny is not getting married today."
Just don't join Chelsea ffs.
Thanks for keeping the plot thin, friend.
I take it Memphis is negotiating his contract then.
The weird thing is no journalists on Chelsea/Barcelona's side saying something is happening. When was the last time a transfer went through with no build up immediately beforehand?
Something is happening.
JUST IN: Ter Stegen has agreed to reduce his salary to allow FC Barcelona to sign more players.
@gerardromero
Memphis AND Frenkie in London looking transfer related to me.
JUST IN: Ter Stegen has agreed to reduce his salary to allow FC Barcelona to sign more players.
@gerardromero
Memphis AND Frenkie in London looking transfer related to me.
He going to United along with Depay
Danny Ings to Villa is the biggest one I remember
Yeah, Agent Memphis has been activated. We asked Donny to whisper "It's on like Donkey Jong" in Memphis's ear.
2,000 pages by the end of the week.
This thread just doesn't stop giving. It's like muppet Christmas!
If we do get Memphis and FDJ I'd say this is a 10/10 transfer window.
But I highly doubt it.
But I highly doubt it.
Also, is there any footage of Memphis Depay actually at the airport/taking the same flight? Because right now it just looks like De Jong and his partner.
Even a muppet like me thinks there is almost no chance..
But can you imagine the scenes if we really did it?
Another Berbatov style kidnapping where we sign FDJ and Memphis
They packed him in the suitcase the fecking midget.
It is happening!!!
There is a video of him going, some guy asked him about joining united.
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