You had a whole off season to plan a wedding and you decide to have one a few days before a game and in-between training sessions ? You have to be really gullible to believe that.
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You had a whole off season to plan a wedding and you decide to have one a few days before a game and in-between training sessions ? You have to be really gullible to believe that.
Nobody could ever forget that stupendous day!
Many a player was about to sign for another team and ended up uttering the words “once Sir Alex came in for me, there was only one club I was going to”.
ETH not quite in that league yet.
This is his chance to go down in folklore
It's blatantly obvious what's going on here.
ten Hag has called upon Donny to push forward the planned wedding to this coming week in order to give Frenkie sufficient pretext to enter the country with the reasoning of attending a wedding when we all know that the wedding is the front for a private medical for United.
ten Hag has called upon Donny to push forward the planned wedding to this coming week in order to give Frenkie sufficient pretext to enter the country with the reasoning of attending a wedding when we all know that the wedding is the front for a private medical for United.
FDJ - How do you like your wedding gift, Donny?
DVB - What gift?
FDJ (tears off tuxedo to reveal Man United's 3rd kit underneath) - Me! As your team mate!
DVB - What gift?
FDJ (tears off tuxedo to reveal Man United's 3rd kit underneath) - Me! As your team mate!
Will this go to 2000 in 3 days?
T=W ..?Feck me. That's true!
Now we need an equation, where t is time and w is work
They can do it in a day if they want; that has to be true because it used to happen a lot. I guess the pressure and combined will of all parties makes them get to their “walk away” numbers in a hurry.
T=W squared.
Time grows exponentially as Work increases. Or is it the other way around?
Oh god, not you too!
Tom Cruise would be proud to have such a plot for his Mission Impossible franchise.
I wish it was T tends to infinity as W=0 but P(pay) is a constant. (No matter how little work you do, pay is the same.)
Andy Carroll for 50m incoming
ColvaleGoa way.
I wish we still had Olly here to make an appropriate GIF
Literally another red wedding.
I’m still not 100% convinced this is dead.
The Romano update today said the same two things he’s said all along. Frenkie wants to stay at Barcelona and he is not taking a pay cut.
Unless Barcelona relent on their demands for a pay cut, how do they keep him on their books for at least another 5 months?
I know it looks pretty dead but there’s at least a glimmer of hope.
It’s dead, isn’t it.
The Romano update today said the same two things he’s said all along. Frenkie wants to stay at Barcelona and he is not taking a pay cut.
Unless Barcelona relent on their demands for a pay cut, how do they keep him on their books for at least another 5 months?
I know it looks pretty dead but there’s at least a glimmer of hope.
It’s dead, isn’t it.
3rd kit?! Really? He’d get kicked out of the venue!
Probably not…..
Fixed that for you.
What happened to olly? He left? WhenI wish we still had Olly here to make an appropriate GIF
Yup, that’s what gets you. Schrodingers Transfer.
Harsh but true
Parkinson's law.... "Work expands to fill the time available"
The guestbook is really gonna be a Utd contract…when he signs it…Murtough is gonna jump out and scream “no takesys backseys” before Arnold proceeds to touch blue and make it true.
Clever idea
The secret to happiness
T cannot equal W, because that implies the more time you have, the more work you have. W doesn't get more, it EXPANDS.
The same amount of work fills the time.
Cue the Curb your Enthusiasm theme.One aspect of this saga we’ve overlooked is the possibility that Frenkie is perfectly fine with sitting on the bench behind Busquets — making a fortune every week — for a season.
Wow what a sucker
Yeah, but how will it look as an equation? 2000
That's brilliant. The transfer is both dead and alive depending on your outlook.
Many worlds
It is actually both alive and dead until the box is finally opened on Thursday night.
We need more details on this "wedding"
This all goes into the movie
I got Timothee Chalamet to plat FDJ, Theresa Palmer as Mikky, Leo as @Plant0x84 and of course @Brownie85 is Keanu Reeves
I got Timothee Chalamet to plat FDJ, Theresa Palmer as Mikky, Leo as @Plant0x84 and of course @Brownie85 is Keanu Reeves
We need to know the guestlist to be totally honest with you... need to sneak ten Hag on to it if he's not there
I'll take that!
Yeah that true, but I was thinking its alive if your an opportimist and dead if you are a pessimist
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