LvG is so ahead of the curve, it's unreal. In five years, it's what every club will be doing.Thanks to LVG, my way of dumping my whole squad on a whim and replacing them with expensive purchases no-one has even heard of is finally realistic!
So you know how I was complaining about international duty when I was at Tuks?
I took a new job at Ulsan in South Korea. This is my FA Cup tie, and they rejected my request for a postponement.
A bit late, butTook the Hibs job, with the full intention of continuing the new Hibernian Washed-Up Galactico regime.
This is the squad. It might look impressive, but in 2020, the majority of the names you'll know are utter shit.
I count two reasonable footballers in that lot. Gauld and McCarthy. Mclusky seems to be a fairly handy regen, though doesn't really excel at anything, but you need a Tom Cleverley in your team, right?
Schweinsteiger and Lahm both have pace and acceleration of 7, as does Darren Fletcher. Fletch also has a 2 for dribbling and a 5 for strength. A fair gust of wind could knock the three of them over.
Cristiano Ronaldo is still fairly mobile in comparison. About as mobile as a 30 year old Michael Owen. An enormous 11 for pace and 10 for acceleration, which will probably make him the fastest player in the SPL. His finishing, strength, heading and dribbling have all plummeted though. Y'know, everything that made him good.
Victor Valdes has already announced he is retiring next summer. He is soon to be 39, and my assistant manager (Roy Keane!) keeps telling me he is no longer good enough to play for the club. Mouth shut, Roy. Victor's the #1
Aguero, only 33, has been obliterated by injury, and he gets injured as soon as he is fit again. In the last 3 seasons, he has played 11 games of football. 11! City released him on a free. He was then one of the first in through the door under the new Hibernian regime.
Iniesta came from Palermo for £400k, who got him for nothing from Barca the year before. A good earner for them. He is decrepit, but he can still pick a pass that splits through a 10 man parked bus, so long as he doesn't have to run for the ball.
They also Pato from Burnley (who are in League 1) for £600k. Only 29 somehow, but he's probably been destroyed by all that cocaine from his Milan days. Utterly useless footballer, but he fits the philosophy down to the ground.
And Sergio Ramos for nothing. Similar to Aguero, his knees are made of dog biscuits. Forever injured. Not really good at anything, and an absolute cnut. Born to play for Hibs.
I took the job late, so I missed pre-season. First game of the SPL, away to St Mirren.
3-0 defeat, Ramos and Valdes both sent off in the first half an hour
How did you concede 96 goals?
Did you sell all your key players again?
LFC Marshall is good.
Not sure if there's a joke there (sorry if there is) or if you're confusing mewith somebody else, but I haven't sold any key players other than Alvarez Balanta.
La Hoya? The only non-professional team in Spain in FM14, not sure if it's the same for FM15.
http://www.fmscout.com/a-steve85-2015-database.html
I can't wait.
I can understand. I haven't played in a couple of days just because of the transfer window update.My mate and I started a new game yesterday with the Steve-update, I play Wolfsburg, he plays Leverkusen, we can only sign german players and there are no transfers in or out allowed for the first 3 transfer windows (because ingame then it's the 2016 january transfer window). Should be fun. We chose the teams a few weeks ago, so he first laughed at me for losing De Bruyne and now I laugh at him, because I got Draxler. First thing the idiot did was dropping Chicharito for Kießling.
That's because of the update? Why play with this update then?My mate and I started a new game yesterday with the Steve-update, I play Wolfsburg, he plays Leverkusen, we can only sign german players and there are no transfers in or out allowed for the first 3 transfer windows (because ingame then it's the 2016 january transfer window). Should be fun. We chose the teams a few weeks ago, so he first laughed at me for losing De Bruyne and now I laugh at him, because I got Draxler. First thing the idiot did was dropping Chicharito for Kießling.
Nah, it's a rule we set for ourselves. You know, because pretending to play realistically and stuff.
How many leagues did you have loaded and how good is your laptop? Pretty good I'd imagine.
How small is the update you posted btw? Not all the major leagues updated?Nah, it's a rule we set for ourselves. You know, because pretending to play realistically and stuff.
Haven't found a transfer that isn't done so far, he doesn't mention any limitiations over specific nations or leagues on the side. Just says 'With 81,077 changes as of 2nd September 2015 that Football Manager 2015 15.3 doesn't include.'.
Is... is it the LFC in his name?
