Fantasy Premier League 20/21

Lascelles can feck right off. At least 12 points down the drain thanks to him scoring.
 
Lascelles can feck right off. At least 12 points down the drain thanks to him scoring.

While he did me a favour killing the villa cleanies, i could have done with literally any other Newcastle player scoring.
 
I'm guessing you haven't got a lot of Villa players?

Were you grinning as you typed that? :)

Watkins (like Bamford) would've gone a few weeks ago if it wasn't for GW29 and other priorities for transfers.

Once they've missed 47 chances and 5 penalties between them in GW29, they're gone. Pair of tossers.

Haha Martinez has spanked me many a time with his late blags of bonuses. Thought it was going that way yesterday. Would probably only have needed a big save late on.


Watkins is such a strange player. The media think he's brilliant and quote his goals, but us lot who watch every game see him either utterly anon or missing in increasingly hapless ways.

Bamford is an even bigger myth. Scored 13 i think but about 9 were in the first 11, and misses some very easy premier level chances.
 
Haha Martinez has spanked me many a time with his late blags of bonuses. Thought it was going that way yesterday. Would probably only have needed a big save late on.


Watkins is such a strange player. The media think he's brilliant and quote his goals, but us lot who watch every game see him either utterly anon or missing in increasingly hapless ways.

Bamford is an even bigger myth. Scored 13 i think but about 9 were in the first 11, and misses some very easy premier level chances.
I read a perfect description of Watkins on Reddit: he hits the woodwork so much, we might as well call him a carpenter.

Bamford does miss a fair bit but Leeds create so many chances that he can always get a goal despite missing a bunch. Also on pens.
 
Haha Martinez has spanked me many a time with his late blags of bonuses. Thought it was going that way yesterday. Would probably only have needed a big save late on.


Watkins is such a strange player. The media think he's brilliant and quote his goals, but us lot who watch every game see him either utterly anon or missing in increasingly hapless ways.

Bamford is an even bigger myth. Scored 13 i think but about 9 were in the first 11, and misses some very easy premier level chances.
I think he's a little bit unlucky, but one of those players who needs the team/supply to be good... also a confidence player.

He/Villa miss Grealish A LOT.
 
Bamford limps off for a 1 pointer, having had an assist on a goal ruled out for offside.
A fitting riposte to Watkins shenanigans yesterday.
 
Wouldn't mind Bamford missing next week. Gives non Free Hitters an extra headache.

Yep, would like that.

But I dare say if it's a dead leg, he'll easily be back. Although my experience of dead legs is there's not even a question you can attempt to run it off, like Bamford tried,
 
I'll likely take my chances and leave Bamford in in the hope he makes it for next week. Not sure it's worth a -4 to switch him to Antonio.
 
I'll likely take my chances and leave Bamford in in the hope he makes it for next week. Not sure it's worth a -4 to switch him to Antonio.

Would be surprised if he was out. However, you never know.

I remember doing ankle ligaments once, and coming back on, and limping around for a min or so on adrenaline.

Then was out for 3months!
 
the rival I've been chasing who kept copying my moves but is now behind me has completely lost the plot now

took a -8 last week and took Bruno out, another -8 this week and Bruno's back in :lol:
 
What an awful gameweek so far, double Villa cleanie wiped out last minute and Bamford 1 pointer. Hope he's out next week though to hurt non freehitters.
 
Ffs if Bamford misses the next game I'm going to lose it. Meticulously planning for the blank game week for weeks now. Traore injured, Holding suddenly dropped and now Bamford gets injured. From 9 available players I currently have 6 that will play.
 
Obviously went Konsa over Dallas on a 50/50. Pep insurance first on my bench at least.
Yeah I went Lowton ahead of Dallas but it made sense considering Leeds were playing Chelsea.

I guess if Pep roulettes with Stones or Cancelo then I'm quids in but knowing my luck, they'll both play.
 
3 points from Raphina to go along with the 3 from Martinez and 4 from Targett.

Two games in and I'm already not feeling this week.
 
Delighted with a 9 from Mendy, shame Leeds couldn't concede. Although in real life affairs, Chelsea not winning is ideal.

Have an 8 point deficit on a cup opponent who has had 4 players play to my 2. He has some big hitters though, Auba, Sterling and Salah cap, so i'm not undult confident!
Need a monster haul from Richarlison, Bruno and Ward Prowse, plus a City cleany.
 
3 points from Raphina to go along with the 3 from Martinez and 4 from Targett.

Two games in and I'm already not feeling this week.

I'm on 15 points with 5 players having already played. This ain't going to be pretty unless KDB (c) hauls later on at Fulham.
 
Meslier racking up 11pts on my bench and Dallas with 6 points last on my bench.

Last week it Shaw with 14 points ffs. When I use my bench boost I hope to see similar returns.
 
I'm on 15 points with 5 players having already played. This ain't going to be pretty unless KDB (c) hauls later on at Fulham.

You better hope he's not rotated. Though it would be a surprise as they hold a 2-0 lead in Europe. But then they hold a huge lead in the league too.
 
Meslier racking up 11pts on my bench and Dallas with 6 points last on my bench.

Last week it Shaw with 14 points ffs. When I use my bench boost I hope to see similar returns.
I have Struijk and Dallas on the bench. But can't be too displeased as it was the right decision. Just unlucky that's all.
 
Martinez conceding last minute, 18 points on the bench, Bamford injured before the blank.

I know I’m not the only one, but this week is already one to forget. To keep any sort of lead in my mini league I’ll need Kane to out score Bruno, and I hate it when that’s the case.
 
Mount in feels like such a trap. Big regrets long term and may actually sell him straight away and keep Salah if Salah hauls.

I should have just taken a hit for Mahrez. It is maybe not as safe and Cancelo is a good player too, but Mahrez at least is very explosive when he plays.

We will see what Pep does with Mahrez though. Can see a rest for CL, but also for him to just keep on playing.
 
How are people looking at FH 29 apart from Kane Son Bale?

From a quick look, something to target the biggest ceiling players such as

Areola
Brighton defender, Creswell, Lascelles/Fulham/Another Brighton defender as a 3rd one.
Auba, Son, Bale, Lingard
Kane, Antonio, Watkins

Probably quite a bit of wad left from them, so 4 playing subs as security on top.

Leeds haven't scored for 4 games now, so I wonder if you can go without their attackers, mixed with Fulham's sudden defensive resolution.
 
From a quick look, something to target the biggest ceiling players such as

Areola
Brighton defender, Creswell, Lascelles/Fulham/Another Brighton defender as a 3rd one.
Auba, Son, Bale, Lingard
Kane, Antonio, Watkins

Probably quite a bit of wad left from them, so 4 playing subs as security on top.

Leeds haven't scored for 4 games now, so I wonder if you can go without their attackers, mixed with Fulham's sudden defensive resolution.
Yep that front 7 picks itself. Defense from the shite teams.