Man, come on, I've had a rough summer and I hate the fecking Eagles
Fabregas
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What... Are we really that stupid. What the hell has Ed really being doing over there? Banging his latino Mistress.
Mundo Deportivo claims that we're making a £40m bid:
By the way Barca are reacting, he's probably been banging their chairman's daughter.
What he meant was that they are going to be counting the money they get for Cesc
Up by increments. That's the way to do it. Wear the bastards down. Seriously though, would we really be fecking about with this absent some sort of encouragement from Fabregas or his agent?
Take it easy.
We'll still be here when hell freezes over.
Apologize! The Eagles should never be inflicted on anyone even in football banter.
Don't your feet get cold in the transfer time?
The sky won't snow anderson won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how Thiago's gone away?
This is more painful than not signing Fabregas...
I guess you're just not suited to life in the fast lane.
The way these guys are carrying on there´ll be heartache tonight.
Efforts like that make me miss Plech.
Ruined a good gag. You're following Pete around like a bad smell. You're not as funny, or intelligent or as knowledgeable about football, so stop trying to be like him.
Awww ... bless. I know your a nice guy underneath it all.
No, let him carry on, its hilarious
Its like watching the little weedy kid at school who'd always follow the smart popular ones around, pretending to be there best mate. When I read a Glaston post, I imagine him as Mclovin.
I am actually. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
What the shit?
wtf are you?Though I've argued that we won't sign him for various reasons, I've got no doubt that if we offered enough money it would happen. To me there are essentially two transfer markets. One where players are given reasonable valuations and bargaining is hard and often unsuccessful, i.e. United's bids for Fabregas. Then there is the second one where any player is obtainable you just have to be willing to pay (read: Madrid, City, PSG transfer dealings). And United, at least under Fergie and Gill, hasn't entered that market. And it will be interesting to see what Woodward and Moyes do. Because despite arguing a lot Fab won't be going, I reckon a bid of 50mil or something could easily lure him. Just depends on how willing we are to spend. Same goes with Ronaldo and Bale. I said in the Bale thread he'd be staying but if we offered 70mil we could get him.
Isn't that a bit odd, if you don't mind me saying so? I mean, if there's a chance he will leave (and that is what we're all assuming - that the official line is bollocks and that he is unsettled to an extent, or at any rate that Barca would indeed sell him at the right price, etc.) surely Wenger should be all over it? According to most sources Arsenal have first right on him if he goes, right? And some sources say Arsenal even have a right to a discount - in short, why is he not a priority? Surely Wenger could use him?
DM have a column with their "experts" on how the 4 big transfer sagas will end - Suarez, Fabregas, Bale and Rooney. I haven't heard of most of these people but I just thought it was interesting how many thought he'd leave Barca(or they're just saying it so they have something to write about).
Imagine Van Persie and Fabregas scoring against Arsenal in the same match.
Storey would probably top himself.
No, let him carry on, its hilarious
Its like watching the little weedy kid at school who'd always follow the smart popular ones around, pretending to be there best mate. When I read a Glaston post, I imagine him as Mclovin.
Let alone Piers Morgan. For that meltdown alone it would be worth it.
I went to the pub for a meal today and Piers Morgan was at the table next to ours. Considered a number of ways of messing with him but ultimately decided that the best way to hurt Piers Morgan is to pretend you don't recognise him. Attention of any kind probably just gives his ego a boost.
You should have talked really loud with your mates/co-workers/family about how Fabregas joining Manchester United was a done deal and observed his reaction.
If he immediately pulls out his smart phone to check the transfer news you know you got to him.
Well played Sir. Well played.
You should have talked really loud with your mates/co-workers/family about how Fabregas joining Manchester United was a done deal and observed his reaction.
If he immediately pulls out his smart phone to check the transfer news you know you got to him.
Remember he was having a meal at a pub. I'd pick up the phone and do as if I was having that convo.
- Bitch a bit about Moyes so he starts listening in and feeling all warm and fuzzy inside,
- Then when he takes a good bite and has his mouth full break the news.
- Bask in the knowledge you never learned how to do the Heimlich manoeuvre.
- Take pictures of the person eating with him if the food was projected rather than choked on.
Damn, the situation was clearly wasted on me. I should have consulted the Caf. I do like the idea of making him choke to death.
That's a bit harsh.
Anyone who doesn't like the Eagles is a cnut in my opinion. Beautiful band.
Best comment in the thread by far. Even though I deeply disagree. Anyone who doesn't like cnut is an eagle.Kill yourself. Please.
Not sure what he was doing though. If he was just having a pint you would break it as he was downing it but it would be really, really important to have a proper digital camera on you with the sports setting on so you could take the entire frame-by-frame sequence of him blowing into his pint through his nose... eyes wide open as the returning tidal wave of beer splashes all over his face... cough cough as beer pours down from his nostrils... sneeze in a mixture of beer and snot looking all red faced and irate.
I reckon you would make good money from those.
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