I love how fans of teams who both have players stolen off them by bigger clubs on a regular basis, and both try to sign players who don't want to play for them, are having the piss out of us. I don't know whether to mock them back or feel genuinely sad that we've not signed anyone yet.
Fabregas
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When we sign Bale and Fabregas then Glaston and the Gooners will shut up again. 
When we sign Bale and Fabregas then Glaston and the Gooners will shut up again.
And/or when we inevitably win trophies whilst they are engaged in an epic battle to finish 4th over the other.
pete and Glaston is such an unholy alliance. It seems wrong seeing them agree on things.
Yeah but they also spent like 50mil on Neymar, so that's got to be factored in. I agree it's a long shot I'm just saying it's not an insane transfer or anything, I can see this being one where if the price is right they might sell.
If we just get one of them it would be hilarious.When we sign Bale and Fabregas then Glaston and the Gooners will shut up again.
Regardless of what alastair did or didn't mean, let's all lay off him now and get back to the muppetry. Sometimes people say things without realizing how it might be taken.
Strikes me that this is the sort of thing you should be sticking to. Generic mirth, "banter", as they call it. The cocksure claims that the pizza throwing little runt won't end up at United, on the other hand, could end you biting your, erm, arse. Just saying.
pete acts all tough but I can see him shaking after each letter he types.
Come back next week and say it.
Indeed - shaking with laughter at the latest instalment of the Man Utd transfer farrago from gollum and the man with three trees on his head.
Meh at least we're trying to improve our Championship winning squad.
Hehe, fair play. But I'm not claiming pizza boy will join us - in fact, the more pizza throwing I think of, the less I want him to. I'm just saying that you, for your own sake, should be prepared for the worst.
Perfect GIF for the situation 
Hmmm
He's an Arsenal fan(I think), he would say stuff like that tbf. When did he make this promise?
Well, the latest rumour to fuel their steam engine is that £116m has been set aside to land both Bale and Fabregas. So once that fantasy is entertained why not go all out for Messi as well? After all, in muppet-land money is no object. And MUFC are so terribly, terribly wealthy and so hugely, hugely big and powerful that all thoughts of Fellaini must certainly be beyond the pale.
The chances of that big meteorite hitting the earth earlier this year were about 100,000/1. Fabregas hitting Man Utd this summer is less likely.
Arsenal hate Dein and he hates them. Dunno if that's significant or not. Horrible news to be reading anyways, so feck you, Summit.
Arsenal hate Dein and he hates them. Dunno if that's significant or not. Horrible news to be reading anyways, so feck you, Summit.
His Bio says, "possessing a certain privy for Arsenal."
If it's true the desperation of Wenger making him promise he wouldn't join United is hilarious.
Was he calling him up at all hours after he sold him
"Cesc, remember you made that promise to me that you wouldn't sign for United?
-*sigh* Yes?
"I was just sitting up in bed and thinking of you"
-Was there anything else boss?
Was he calling him up at all hours after he sold him
"Cesc, remember you made that promise to me that you wouldn't sign for United?
-*sigh* Yes?
"I was just sitting up in bed and thinking of you"
-Was there anything else boss?
Probably a fake account by some twit
Sounds about right to me.
Well then when was the 'promise' made?
Was it made when he was an Arsenal player? If so that's hilariously insecure. Was it made after he sold him to Barcelona. Equally hilarious.
I think that probably is a fake Twitter account anyway, his picture is a stock image from here - http://www.flickr.com/photos/pam-business/4030026254/, and many other places.
As Cesc was departing on a train and Wenger was running after it. You can just see Wenger crying into his hanky shouting "promise me you'll never join Man Utd".
I saw this tweeted by someone else too. A gentleman's agreement means feck all nowadays in football anyway
I'm on about the agent, Darren Dein. He's hated at Arsenal and he has no love for them either, could he be deliberately misleading this Rhodes character, is what I'm getting at.
That seems like a scene from a Bollywood movie.
Obviously bullshit... as if Wenger would be pathetic enough make Cesc pwomise never to join big bad United in their final meeting
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