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I haven't seen Cesc in any of their marketing ads so far. Perhaps I've been selective but has he been in any Gunners ad this summer?
But surely we deemed the 30m euro asking price as reasonable back then because we were required to pay £20m. If Porto had been asking for 30m euros at today's exchange rate then I'd imagine that we probably wouldn't have been prepared to pay the c. £27m that it would take to sign him.
The weak pound, which has fallen fairly significantly against the euro over the past two weeks, is playing right into the hands of Barca and other European clubs eyeing up Premier League players. All Barcelona have to do is satisfy Arsenal's demands, which will be in pound sterling.
The weak pound obviously also makes it more expensive for Premier League clubs to buy players from other European clubs. The only circumstance when a PL club would really benefit from a weak pound would be when it came to selling a player that they didn't wish to keep. In that case it makes it far easier to move the player out and far more likely to have your financial demands met.
Good one Mourinho!
A Day in the Life of Cesc Fábregas
The following nonsense is made up. I don't even know if Cesc likes Jeremy Kyle.
09:51 Wake up. Pre-season training hasn't started yet so stay in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. Check phone. Two unread text messages. Both are from Arsène. The first one was sent at three in the morning, possibly under the influence of a few glasses of red wine. 'Cesc u r making a mistake', it reads. 'We were ment 2 b. We will b gr8 together. U and me, heroes of arsenal. Plz dont goooo'. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.
10:24 Watch DVD of Barcelona beating Manchester United at Wembley. Imagine that it is you that sets up Pedro to score the opening goal. Celebrate each of Barcelona's goals by sliding along the floor on your knees, just like you do every morning. Go up to the attic and fetch your Barcelona jersey. Hug it tightly and mutter 'soon, soon' surreptitiously.
12:34 Phone rings. Think it's Arsène so leave it go unanswered. Begin throwing darts at Brian Horton dartboard in your kitchen. Phone rings again. Answer it this time. It's a hack. Ask how he got your number but he ignores you. Hang up. Hack rings again. Tell hack that you love Arsenal but who knows what the future holds. Change phone number. Again. Begin to cook lunch (pizza) and return to dartboard.
14:11 Doorbell rings. It's Arsène. He asks if you got his text messages. Tell him you lost your phone. He smiles and invites himself in. Sit down on the couch and listen to Arsène talk about His Plan. Avoid eye contact. Stare at ground and tell Arsène that your mind is made up and there is nothing he can do about it. He starts to get angry and begins talking about League Cup runner-up medals. Ask him to leave. He slams the door while shouting, 'I don't need you, Denilson and Diaby are the best midfielders in the world.' You know he is lying. It still hurts.
16:01 Turn on Sky Sports News. The quote you fed the hack earlier is scrolled across the yellow ticker. Notice that quote has been altered to say that '[you] loved Arsenal but Barcelona is what the future holds.' Watch fans burn your Arsenal shirt outside the Emirates. Ring agent and ask him to clarify what you really said in the press. Read news of Thiago extending his contract with Barcelona and begin to panic. Text Gerard and tell him how much you miss him. Wait sixteen minutes and forty three seconds before you get a reply. Gerard says that he misses you too and that he and Carles are doing everything they can to bring you home. Smile.
18:35 Win the Champions League with Barcelona on Fifa 11. Score two goals as captain in the final. Finish the season as topscorer. Sell Thiago.
19:57 Doorbell rings. It's Wilshere. Don't answer. He climbs in through an open window. He starts to tell you off for making Arsène sad. He asks if you're really leaving for Barcelona. Tell him that you are. Enjoy the confused look on his face. 'But Barcelona's not even in England', he says. Usher him out when he starts singing God Save the Queen. Return to Fifa 11. Drop Messi and play yourself up front. Score a hattrick in a 3-0 victory against Real Madrid.
23:21 Go to bed. There is nothing on telly and you have no one to go out with. Sleep with picture of the time Pepe put a Barcelona shirt on you under your arm. Dream of the Champions League final. Again.
02:42 Woken up by a text. It's Arsène. 'Plz Cesc, i can change. Dont leave. Plz dont leave.'
Change phone number
I can see him going to Real... it's not as if he's going to bench Xavi at Barcelona, and his game suits Real more, more direct.
I'm sure his ego is telling him "I should settle for Madrid as my dream club who are showing persistent interest in me won't be able to accommodate me anyway".
I think he's not going anywhere in a hurry. Barca won't pay the money (£30M with £9M down? Do feck right off) and he's not going to Real or Inter.
This would be the "Pep project" for the next season:
Villa
Pedro-----------
-----------Messi
Iniesta Fabregas Xavi
-----Busquets
Abidal Pique ------ D.Alves
Valdes
With Busquets/Mascherano playing as a CB when they are not in possession, it would be something of Ajax Van Gaalesque
I suspect that Fabregas might be a player Pep would like, but not as much as the Chairman. Could all end in tears.
Seems to me like you're crow-barring a player in for the sake of it.
Why change a winning system? They couldn't keep the ball any better than they do now anyway so changing it makes absolutely no sense.
Guardiola has worked to get the best out of his side with the sysyem they play - and its worked out pretty well. He won't change it.
I suspect that Fabregas might be a player Pep would like, but not as much as the Chairman. Could all end in tears.
Huh? it's been the exact opposite of that. Guardiola has been threatening to leave at times because the Chairman didn't do enough to go and get Fabregas off Arsenal in previous years, especially last season when he did nearly leave, and there's talks of him just fecking off this year if they don't go and sign him.
He wants to try something of a bit different, and maybe better. They have an average of 80% of possession, and with Fabregas they will try that "new" thing
Not really new, because with Mascherano as CB/CM they play in that way
With Fabregas it would be all carried to the extreme.
I'm not entirely convinced this is going to go through - the two sides don't even appear close to a deal.
That's because Barca are playing the long game.
Arsenal fans are living in denial