Good thing Lewis is down the order a bit. Makes a change from Max fighting both Mercs.
Perez in no man's land as usual
Perez in no man's land as usual
F1 2021 Season
- Thread starter pauldyson1uk
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Never doubt Ferrari's masterplan
Now that the start is done I feel bad for the broadcast crews that have to talk about nothing and create fake tension for over an hour.
East street for Max from here, Hamilton won’t be in play by the time they pit.
Any chance of rain? 0-3% chance judging from the clear blue skies.
No chance today, it'll be a dry race.
Dunno if I will watch the whole race today. I suppose crashes could change things up
Mazepin hasn't even binned it yet. No chance of anything vaguely interesting happening today is there? 
Could probably mow the lawn, polish the car and come back for the last lap.
There is no way Mazepin will manage 78 laps without crashing into a yacht.
Shame Alfa Romeo insisted on an Italian driver and Schumacher ended up stuck at Haas.
Shame Alfa Romeo insisted on an Italian driver and Schumacher ended up stuck at Haas.
God this is boring. Can't believe the commentators are finding stuff to talk about.
This is when they are earning their pay cheque.
I hope the commentators get paid double for this race. They have to come up with so much random stuff to try and keep the audience from falling asleep
Ok I'm going back to Mass Effect.
Just tuned in, missed start, What the feck happened to Lec?
Gearbox was fecked from his crash yesterday. They took a risk in keeping it and it backfired. He never started the race.
Oh Goodness me, Ferrari at their best, they already cost the title once due to their sh!Te strategy a couple of times. This team is a circus...
Yeah, this isn’t a good one, not that it was expected to be.
All we can hope for is some pit stop drama. Nobody is even crashing!
Bottas with his race pace woes again.
They need to get rid of Monaco.
He will be much more comfortable at Williams next year
They really need to move forward with those plans to build over the water and create a long straight followed by some overtaking places. Either that or drop it - it's easily the worst race of the season unless it's wet.
Bottas race ruined
Bottas race is over
Ouch
Bottas is so unlucky to be fair
Bottas
Bottas
Wow, DNF because of a wheel nut
Christ Mercedes having a mare
Bottas cursed, jeez
feck sake first time we get some action and Sky's shitty coverage missed it
Well that is Bottas done
I have never seen this -- wheel nut stripped off
Oh my goodness Bottas. That is serious bad luck
Vettel jumped Gasly and Hamilton
Awful race for them
Awful race for them
First bit of action of the race and Director decides to cut to a reply there
fecking hell, that was some shitty decisions by the director.
We finally had something exciting and they were showing a fecking replay
We finally had something exciting and they were showing a fecking replay
Get him sacked