So, let me get this straight. ETH wanted Kane, but we didn't even bother to make an inquiry since we couldn't afford his wages (due to FFP regulations, which also kind of explains why we went for Hojlund) because after having failed to secure FdJ's signature all summer long and with Ten Hag still desperate to bolster the midfield, the "committee" agreed to proceed with Casemiro. Whom they had initially rejected at the start of the transfer window with (valid) concerns about his age and the rather inevitable amortization of his transfer fee and his high wages. We would have liked Rice (lower wages, thus more room in the budget for a forward) but we knew that WHU didn't want to sell. Not only that, but we were more than happy to go into the season with Fred, McTominay and Eriksen as our midfield options (if the FdJ deal didn't materialize), Martial as the main striker and with no back-up for Sancho on the right wing. All this, despite the manager crying out for players in those positions. Why's that? Because, midway through the previous season, we realized we didn't like what RR was telling us, and we decided that the best course of action would be to waste 3–4 months until the new manager came in with his own proposals. Then, we got smashed in the opening two games of the new season and rushed to acquire the midfielder we had doubts about, to pay 86 million for a RW we had previously evaluated at 25 and to get Weghorst in January. Freaking Ricky Gervais couldn't come up with a sketch like that...