Anyone who actually thinks he's buying United needs to check out this great deal on a bridge I found on etsy.
Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures
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Very good.
Is it on the Dnipro River?
No, it's this beautiful and very sturdy bridge in Norway. It's not even ten years old, so you can be sure it's not going to suddenly collapse.
Looks like everyone just wants to make fun of United.
And why not, it's about as "hard" as Maguire to do.
Whisky nose?
He's just a very bored but very rich troll.
Apparently there’s a strike going on somewhere in Nordic land over the fact his shitty cars don’t work for 4 months of the year.
Im genuinely intrigued about the future viability of Tesla auto manufacturing. The cars are crap, being made even worse and big auto is about to take on electric properly. How is he going to compete with them? Is it the apple route? Usually you have a “premium” product to take that role which Tesla really isn’t.
personally I’d be investing in battery tec to sell if I was him.
Im genuinely intrigued about the future viability of Tesla auto manufacturing. The cars are crap, being made even worse and big auto is about to take on electric properly. How is he going to compete with them? Is it the apple route? Usually you have a “premium” product to take that role which Tesla really isn’t.
personally I’d be investing in battery tec to sell if I was him.
Any chance he runs for the Office (as an Independent) in 2024 (…and wins……..)?
If the office is president of his own fan club then sure, I guess.
0% He wasn't born in the USA, which is a prerequisite.
Don’t you have to be born in the states to be president?
No, look at Obama.
This....this is an attempt at humor, right? Please tell me it is. Please, please, please.
Barack HUSSEIN Obama... I mean, believe what you want.
Ok, so I still can't tell if you are trying to be funny or are batshit crazy. I'm going to go with comedian because the alternative will drive me to the Scotch at 10am which is 30 min earlier than usual.
Folks, it was a half-baked joke… we will see our Capt. Comrade megaCEO James “Elon” Kirk lead his fans, Mars’ undersea soon-to-be-blessed gents and Boston Dynamic’s radiation-resistant robots somewhere else for sure
No need, save the bottle, it was a poor attempt at trolling.
I thought so, but this is the Musk thread where reality is fluid and anything goes.
What no way
And nothing will happen to their sales.
Incoming Musk fanboys to explain why this is a brilliant strategy in 3..2..1…..
So is this twitter thing really going to go to trial
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/26/elon-musk-deposition-twitter-lawyers
Or are they just going to agree a lower price few days beforehand
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/26/elon-musk-deposition-twitter-lawyers
Or are they just going to agree a lower price few days beforehand
Why would Twitter do that?
The only settlement I can see is Elon needing to pay less than 1B to get out of the acquisition.
The only settlement I can see is Elon needing to pay less than 1B to get out of the acquisition.
depends how good they feel their case is... lets say the lawyers think there is a 66% chance of winning but musk offers you a 100% guaranteed price that's above todays value but less than what was agreed - as a director of that company your obligation is to the shareholders - cant see how you could refuse it (unless the lawyers are 99% sure of winning and if your lawyer tells you 99% sure of anything get new lawyer)
He's so dumb and evil.
to me, Musk combines - unlike anyone other - intelligence, creativity, vision and so on.
Maybe he can send some submarines to help evacuate Russian soldiers from the Donbas