Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

Imagine being Elon. You have a stepsister, and your dad impregnates her. Not even pornhub has reached those levels of storytelling yet.
 
You know where he gets it from



Yeah that family need to stop now. He's done his bit for the world now with SpaceX and Tesla, they can all kindly feck off.
 
he addressed the company last week(Twitter) in a town hall.. that wouldnt have happened if he was backing out
He owned 10%, and few months before that owned very less. Shareholders don't turn up and give speeches in company town halls.
This isn't an issue any more, I think I posted info/link a while back but can't remember the specifics now - I think he was able to secure a certain amount of funding and he also removed the leverage against Tesla shares. This was something that was depressing Tesla share price along with macro and many Tesla shareholders weren't happy, whether he was concerned about that I don't know but he did tweet he had stopped his selling of Tesla shares.

He could still sell Tesla shares in future of course. I believe he may still be looking for funding hence the bot issue to negotiate lower now that recession looks more likely.

When you read about Musk (that isn't froth pieces on Business Insider and Forbes) you quickly realise he is a two bit hustler and con artist. I called this, he doesn't have the money and his stupidity, waiving due diligence and offering a massive price, has caught him out. He will try and take them to court but I doubt he will win and will have to pay a severance. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end.
 
Elon Musk is facing new allegations.

The 51-year-old Tesla CEO, and the world's richest man, reportedly had an affair with his billionaire friend Google founder Sergey Brin's wife Nicole Shanahan in December last year, via the Wall Street Journal.

The affair was also reportedly the catalyst for their divorce, according to the report.

Elon Musk is facing new allegations.

The 51-year-old Tesla CEO, and the world's richest man, reportedly had an affair with his billionaire friend Google founder Sergey Brin's wife Nicole Shanahan in December last year, via the Wall Street Journal.

The affair was also reportedly the catalyst for their divorce, according to the report.
 
Friends told the outlet that Elon's romance with Nicole led to Sergey's divorce filing in January.

WSJ claims that the "brief affair" happened last fall, and ended their long friendship. The affair reportedly occurred in the same month that Elon welcomed a baby girl via a surrogate with his ex-girlfriend Grimes, a month after he secretly welcomed twins with Shivon Zilis, a former Tesla exec.
 
He really has put in every ounce of effort from his end to overtake Bezos in becoming the Lex Luther of this world.
 
I am sure you all know well-off leotards going out night after night only to get someone to sh*g? That only works until one husband too much does not find it funny at all and goodbye Elon.
 


I mean, I get it if her fella wasn't rich but the fact he's Sergey Brin, she either did it get back at him or she's registered blind.