Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

[Beans]

"Elon Musk personally rejected a Ukrainian request to extend his satellite internet service to Crimea, the SpaceX CEO fearing that an effort to retake the peninsula from Russian forces could lead to a nuclear war, according to a report published Tuesday."

If governments stand strong he's gonna make sure Russia keeps Crimea. It's one thing to be ignorant but another to think you know about things when you don't.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elo...k-in-crimea-amid-nuclear-fears-report-2022-10

 

[Semper Fudge]

How's that?

I don't see how anyone but Putin could have stopped the war.

Sarcasm I assume.

 

[VorZakone]

Omnigender

 

[Brophs]

He's been up all night you guys

Usually when the Musket pulls an all nighter we see some pretty tangible evidence of productivity nine months later.

 

[nimic]

Usually when the Musket pulls an all nighter we see some pretty tangible evidence of productivity nine months later.

Quickly followed by a post about how he's been up all night worrying about the problem of falling birth rates.

 

[Lemoor]

How's that?

I don't see how anyone but Putin could have stopped the war.

Musk's takes are not really worth treating seriously at this point.

 

[sebsheep]

Omnigender

Do you think he goes to bed at night wondering how he can be even more of a numpty the next day?

 

[Frosty]

Quickly followed by a post about how he's been up all night worrying about the problem of falling birth rates.

I only found out yesterday he has 10 kids.

 

[horsechoker]

Do you think he goes to bed at night wondering how he can be even more of a numpty the next day?

I know I do

 

[sebsheep]

I know I do

The dedication you put in really shows as well.

 

[horsechoker]

Who do you want him to sign?

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Who do you want him to sign?

A Head of Engineering.

 

[WI_Red]

 

[calodo2003]

 

[Drawfull]

Probably to appease the people that paid 6k years ago. Weapon.

 

[calodo2003]

Musk & Kanye, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Solius]

@BayernFan87 i see you lurking here.

 

[Eboue]

Hyperloop dead (obviously). Once again I am proven right while revan is proven to be a doofus.

 

[Fridge chutney]

 

[VorZakone]

Hyperloop One (the company) isn't owned or managed by Musk though.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Sounds like a brand of cereal anyway.

 

[calodo2003]

 

[DJ Jeff]

I do agree with him on a lot of things. But on the other hand, he is easily the cringiest human being to ever exist. He makes me physically cringe and I can't bring myself to read his twitter feed.

 

[Fridge chutney]

Apparently John Oliver made fun of him during a recent segment on his show.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Genius.

 

[TwoSheds]

Genius.

Tbf Musk didn't pursue the idea, either he or someone with actual brains around him decided it should just remain a PR stunt and somebody else could have a go at it.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Tbf Musk didn't pursue the idea, either he or someone with actual brains around him decided it should just remain a PR stunt and somebody else could have a go at it.

It's a dumb idea, just build the tgv. They have to make it glitzy and futuristic so they can lure in gullible VCs and bent government people.

Just build quicker trains FFS.

 

[TwoSheds]

It's a dumb idea, just build the tgv. They have to make it glitzy and futuristic so they can lure in gullible VCs and bent government people.

Just build quicker trains FFS.

I'm not disputing that, just saying it's not exactly proof he's dumb - he didn't actually pursue it, just published it to show off.

 

[Revan]

Hyperloop dead (obviously). Once again I am proven right while revan is proven to be a doofus.

I do not think that the company had much to do with Musk (except being inspired by Musk's whitepaper).

 

[Tarrou]

I don't think it's the end of that idea as there are european companies developing stuff too

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

I'm not disputing that, just saying it's not exactly proof he's dumb - he didn't actually pursue it, just published it to show off.

His actions helped disrupt actual transport plans, all for some shite cars in a tunnel.

 

[4bars]

Basically he is a cnut

 

[Nani Nana]

Has Twitter basically become a reflection of what happens in Elon's brain?

genuinely baffled by their algorithm lately

 

[TwoSheds]

His actions helped disrupt actual transport plans, all for some shite cars in a tunnel.

Oh no doubt, he's a massive cnut. If I could make him and Michael Oliver fight to the death I would.

 

[HTG]

Oh no doubt, he's a massive cnut. If I could make him and Michael Oliver fight to the death I would.

His mum wouldn’t allow that.

 

[TwoSheds]

His mum wouldn’t allow that.

Throw her in as well, make it a battle royale.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

 

[RedC]

https://defector.com/youre-supposed-to-be-glad-your-tesla-is-a-brittle-heap-of-junk

You have to be nuts to go near one of these pieces of shit.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

https://defector.com/youre-supposed-to-be-glad-your-tesla-is-a-brittle-heap-of-junk

You have to be nuts to go near one if these pieces of shit.

The original article in Reuters is worth a read. Better journalism, with less of a hysterical tone. Damning as hell all the same.

 

[VorZakone]

And yet people will continue to buy Teslas.