Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

He's actually trial-running the Hyperloop as part of the Russian invasion, that's why it's going so poorly.

Apparently Russian neuralinks are malfunctioning, which is why they keep deserting
 
The people actually agree with him, there's just a massive conspiracy against him.

 
Not that we need any further confirmation, but you know he’s cnut when he’s getting praised by Kremlin for his comments.
 
Won't even let his own staff vote on Unionising but thinks Ukraine should let Russia hold votes on keeping their land. He's such a feckin' idiot and the day the world turns on him can't come soon enough.
 
Yeah sure, the guy who co-founded Paypal, and is revolutionizing space travelling, cars, founded the coolest machine learning company in the world and is working on the first new version of travelling in more than a century is a total idiot. Indeed!


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Yeah sure, the guy who co-founded Paypal, and is revolutionizing space travelling, cars, founded the coolest machine learning company in the world and is working on the first new version of travelling in more than a century is a total idiot. Indeed!

He certainly acts like an idiot. Just because he got rich and was successful does not necessarily equate to not being an idiot. Can I introduce you to Donald Trump. Oh by the way, I think Musk is a horrible human being as well as an idiot, just to make that very clear.
 
I'm just role-playing the first page. It's a story worth telling.
As someone who can code, this is the kind of subtlety I am here for. I am living alone in this Tesla factory, but it is only early days.
 
He's at it again

Elon Musk suggests making Taiwan a ‘special administrative zone’ similar to Hong Kong

The botox seems to have penetrated through his skull.
The Taiwanese won't like that.

Musk made the suggestion when asked by the newspaper about China, where his Tesla electric car company operates a large factory in Shanghai. The Shanghai factory accounted for about half of Tesla’s global deliveries last year.

Musk believed that conflict over Taiwan was inevitable, the FT report said, and warned of its potential impact on not only Tesla but also on iPhone maker Apple as well as the wider global economy, which he estimated would take a 30% hit.
 
All they have to do is buy more Teslas than mainland China and he will change his mind

Exactly.

Elon has sucked Xi over and over again. There is also a lot of evidence that Xi could bankrupt Tesla if Elon ever spoke up against China
 
He's been up all night you guys

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He's been up all night you guys

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The invasion started in february and he is only now staying all night thinking on how to de-escalate it? He could have saved so many lives by using his amazing mind on this a year ago.
 
He’s getting worse. I don’t know he’s going with all these latest tweets but it certainly seems like he’s off his rocker.
 
Is he trying to challenge Trump for who is the most hated (alleged in trump case)billionaire? How long before it will be hard to find people to work for him...For example on SpaceX the salaries are far from grandiose, people work there mostly due to the romanticism of space exploration, but when the owner is becoming an ever expanding giant star made of cnut matter, everyone has a limit.
 
The invasion started in february and he is only now staying all night thinking on how to de-escalate it? He could have saved so many lives by using his amazing mind on this a year ago.
How's that?

I don't see how anyone but Putin could have stopped the war.