Edward Woodward

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Is that the one and only king of Old Trafford next to him, or just a lookalike?

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He's alive!
 
:lol: proved me correct better than anything I could have come up with. the underlined bit of course being the self righteousness I predicted and the rest being the substandard quality of contributions. seriously is there no moderation?

On an actual sensible note, which may seem like a different language to you, posters SHOULD discuss the person in this role. That is, if they have a clue whats actually going on and it isn't just a hissy fit because we haven't spent 60 million. Or tracking his bloody flight home. there was no such hyperactive analysis of gill and his movements and analysing his previous career, ts flavour of the month because so many seem intent on finding something to be wrong at the core of the club before a ball is kicked, primarily because a big transfer didn't go our way and some results in games generally used for fitness. I also laugh at your "promises of untold millions" that is genuinely a cringe worthy line assuming you are an adult. If anything I mentioned makes you think I was having a go at anything you specifically said in this thread, then I probably was. If you contributed sensible posts, from a different planet to that drivel I quoted, I probably wasn't. Now go have a little breather.

You really think a lot of yourself. You are no better than anyone else. Quit the top red audition, and don't presume to talk down to anyone. You are not in a position to do that.
 
You really think a lot of yourself. You are no better than anyone else. Quit the top red audition, and don't presume to talk down to anyone. You are not in a position to do that.

after your overreaction full of childish insults and schoolboy language :lol: I refer you to my last response for anything that might still confuse you. any problems you might have are answered in there. read it slowly if you have to
 
Went past OT today and the bulbs in the C and the H on the Manchester United on the North Stand of gone out. I daresay Ed is trying to source some world class light bulbs that are proving hard to get.
 
Went past OT today and the bulbs in the C and the H on the Manchester United on the North Stand of gone out. I daresay Ed is trying to source some world class light bulbs that are proving hard to get.

Don't say that redspoony, City probably have scouts checking the caf, they will go out and buy all the bulbs in Manchester to spite us..... I mean to improve their team.
 
Woodward's hard work had been recognized by Moyes in numerous occasions. I hope that Gill will step in and advice him to calm down. Our campaign is long and tiring. FFS the poor guy is risking burn out. Look at his face its seems like he's saying, 'I cant stand this any longer'.

He needs to go back to his comfort zone again. Lets sign sponsors and not players.
 
Anyone fearing we might have pulled another Kenyon out of the bag here? I guess we can allow one bad window but next two transfer windows in the summer and winter will be vital for him.
 
There's something very wrong with Edward Woodward, aside from the ridiculous name. Yet to come to a proper conclusion but I'm thinking he might be some sort of robot.
 
He's a berk.

Maybe, although that implies human qualities. Every picture I've seen of him points towards him having a load of wires where his brain should be.

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I reckon his real name's probably something like 7XV6480.
 
Maybe, although that implies human qualities. Ever picture I've seen of him point towards him having a load of wires where his brain should be.

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I reckon his real name's probably something like 7XV6480.

:) Class!
 
I bet he is one of them blokes who was bullied as a kid, he has that look about him.

Anyhow how the fck did he get the job as our CEO, don't we vet or interview candidates for such a prestigious job?
 


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There's just something not right with him... :nervous: Maybe Abramovic paid a shite load of money to have him constructed so that we'd feck up all future transfers. A second assault after the failure of the Kenyon operation.
 
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There's just something not right with him... :nervous: Maybe Abramovic paid a shite load of money to have him constructed so that we'd feck up all future tranfers. A second assault after the failure of the Kenyon operation.

You know I might just expect that from the twisted mind of Abramovich...damn your conspiricies KingEric!
 
I'll convert you all one day. :D

That person with the blue and white phone sees it, hence the attempt to photograph the wires through his ears. Hard empirical evidence right there.
 
Manchester United are expected to return with separate offers for Marouane Fellaini and Leighton Baines, having incensed Everton with a joint £28m bid for David Moyes's former players.
Everton described as "derisory and insulting" an offer that valued Fellaini at £16m, a decrease on what Moyes paid for the midfielder five years ago, and Baines at £12m, the sum rejected earlier in the summer. The offer was made late last week by United's executive vice-president Ed Woodward but sanctioned by Moyes, leaving Everton's chairman, Bill Kenwright, furious at the valuation and its potential disruption to Roberto Martínez's debut season at Goodison Park.

Seriously, did this happen? Is he really interested in getting players in or just playing the fans?
 
If he's playing the fans by making a bid for a player and choosing not to make it public then he's not only devious but remarkably stupid. Seems likely.
 
If he's ever selling his house, and it's worth £1m, I'm putting a bid of £200k in, in person, just so he can experience what others do when he makes his offers
 
I've just read a snippet of Phelan's podcast interview, apparently Eddie was responsible for bringing money into the club and this would explain his reluctance to spend any money.

Hope tight arse Eddie doesn't become a Wenger as we need to invest money on our midfield ASAP.
 
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