Edward Woodward

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acnumber9 said:
If the idea of having so much news about the clue true or otherwise bothers people why don't they just ignore it?
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I find people who are most annoyed by the showbiz lark of football are those who most seek it out. I'm sure if you spent years reading about 'WAGs' and what Beckham is wearing, who does Rooney's hair, who the Chelsea captain is sleeping with etc, then it must become very dull. But I've never been interested so have never paid attention to these things. So I don't understand why others who apparently have as little interest as I do, seem to not be able to avoid it as successfully. It seems simple. Not interested in something - don't pay attention.

I still wouldn't really recognise Kate Middleton if she gave me a kiss. Yet a few of my friends who claim to be completely disinterested in royal affairs can probably tell me what toilet paper she uses to wipe her arse with. I don't understand what can only be described as 'pretend non-interest', protesting about the shallowness of it all then gouging someone's eye out to get the last copy of Heat magazine.
 
How much wood would a woodward chuck if a edward woodward chuck wood?
 
Stickles said:
I find people who are most annoyed by the showbiz lark of football are those who most seek it out. I'm sure if you spent years reading about 'WAGs' and what Beckham is wearing, who does Rooney's hair, who the Chelsea captain is sleeping with etc, then it must become very dull. But I've never been interested so have never paid attention to these things. So I don't understand why others who apparently have as little interest as I do, seem to not be able to avoid it as successfully. It seems simple. Not interested in something - don't pay attention.
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Well it's easier said than done isn't it?

Most of us are United fans and interested in reading about what's going on at the club, so the majority of stores being bullshit becomes annoying.

Then you have the fact that not only are the stories bullshit, they're sensationalist bullshit, designed specifically to be provocative, and as a result end up infesting almost every avenue of discussion about the club.
 
Yesterday afternoon we learnt that Woodward was leaving the tour.

We have learnt absolutely nothing since then, and yet this thread has grown by 782 posts.
 
And now we have one of the biggest entertainment news channels also acting as a bookie, offering odds on the speculation they themselves are pushing.
 
Rado_N said:
Yesterday afternoon we learnt that Woodward was leaving the tour.

We have learnt absolutely nothing since then, and yet this thread has grown by 782 posts.
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I blame the heatwave. It's too hot to go out, so people sit on the internets getting into a frenzy over rumours.
 
You'd think he'd have landed yet - but who knows. To be safe, I don't think we'll hear anything about this until tonight.
 
Perfect - he can parachute over Germany to get a player there
 
Do you guys reckon Barcelona would offer Fabregas for Rooney?
 
Somebody check if Aeroflot had a flight from Sydney to Manchester yesterday,
 
Has this Woodworm bloke signed anyone yet? How long does it bloody take to fly from Australia to the UK for urgent transfer business? Clearly it's not that urgent if he's taking so long!
 
Stickles said:
I find people who are most annoyed by the showbiz lark of football are those who most seek it out. I'm sure if you spent years reading about 'WAGs' and what Beckham is wearing, who does Rooney's hair, who the Chelsea captain is sleeping with etc, then it must become very dull. But I've never been interested so have never paid attention to these things. So I don't understand why others who apparently have as little interest as I do, seem to not be able to avoid it as successfully. It seems simple. Not interested in something - don't pay attention.

I still wouldn't really recognise Kate Middleton if she gave me a kiss. Yet a few of my friends who claim to be completely disinterested in royal affairs can probably tell me what toilet paper she uses to wipe her arse with. I don't understand what can only be described as 'pretend non-interest', protesting about the shallowness of it all then gouging someone's eye out to get the last copy of Heat magazine.
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Sorry, what were you sayin? ;-)
 
Hernandez - BFA said:
You'd think he'd have landed yet - but who knows. To be safe, I don't think we'll hear anything about this until tonight.
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Probably not. It was around a 21hr flight with a 2hr stop over last time I flew Australia to England (From perth, not Sydney so won't be exactly the same).

So still a couple of hours before he lands at a guess, first we will hear anything from the club will be tonight as you said or even tomorrow at the earliest.
 
The Neviller said:
Has this Woodworm bloke signed anyone yet? How long does it bloody take to fly from Australia to the UK for urgent transfer business? Clearly it's not that urgent if he's taking so long!
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He's apparantly stopped off in Russia to pick up Edward Snowden (pretending he's headin to South America) to use as a straight swop for Bale. Then Levy will hand over Snowden to Obama hoping for a high rankin position in the administration & Obama will say "thanks buddy - you take care y'all..."
 
Glaston, Pete and co are rumoured to be ready for Edward's imminent arrival to England.

 
antohan said:
Chances are he will be jetlagged and will go home for a nap while the caf goes into epic meltdown.
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You just know that he'll go into some kind of weird hibernation state and sleep for 2 weeks. Just to piss us all off.
 
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