Television Dexter

Or what about when Dexter gets the call that there's been a murder at his apartment building and shows no urgency at all, despite the fact that his son and/or the nanny could've been there. I've been fairly easy-going about Dexter in the last few years, but that was by far the worst episode ever. In the space of one episode, we have Hannah back and picking up the same pointless relationship with Dexter (via the all-too-easy killing of a 700 million dollar man,) Deb and Vogel doing sweet feck all, the pointless apprentice subplot (already been done with Miguel and Lumen,) and more fluff with Masuka.

For me, the Hannah regression is the worst. That story-line (which sucked in the first place,) was wrapped up last season, but in the space of what six months, she's back, married, already in an abusive relationship and ready to off her hubby. To bring that back in the new (no to mention, final) season smacks of idea deficit. It would be like The Wire getting halfway through its last season and saying, 'you know what? feck this media angle, let's go back to Bunny Colvin and focus on him and Wee-Bey's son!'

Oh of course, the whole thing was daft. Its such a shame because you'd think in the final season they'd go all out but instead just repeating the mistakes again and again. It in no way feels like a final season.
 
I actually forgot about this. Not sure I can face watching it after Breaking Bad, it's going to look even worse than it already did.

Always watch this before it. Thats what I did. After Breaking Bad this looks even worse
 
I watched it just now, 2 days after BB :cool:. Those tits were the best part for me as well.
 
I actually forgot about this. Not sure I can face watching it after Breaking Bad, it's going to look even worse than it already did.

Started watching it immediately after Breaking Bad. Had to turn it off after 10 minutes.
 
Yeah, it was so much better than Breaking Bad I just couldn't handle it.
 
The boyfriend's reaction was so badly performed I thought for a second that maybe he had killed her and was badly covering his tracks.

:lol:

That's hilarious! I actually initially thought the same thing. Ridiculously bad acting. And to fecking think there are unknown actors in Hollywood who are pretty decent that aren't getting a single look into anything as well known as Dexter. They'd probably be cheaper and a damn site more effective.

The writers / producers have let this one go and it sucks. I'd almost be a little embarrassed if I were the actor of a lead character.
 
I think with a real effort and (financial) motivation, I could write better episodes than the current writers of Dexter.


I don't think they actually give a feck anymore. Season 5 was the beginning of the end but there were still some good parts. Even in season 6 I thought the four horsemen of the apocalypse was quite cool.

But now? Feckin snore fest
 
I don't know why you lot are torturing yourself watching these on a weekly basis. I've saved them up and will watch them close to the end over a short period. That way the "plot" at least moves faster and you rid yourself of the meaningless plot lines they waste time on. I fast forward the boring stuff and get my main updates from the "previously on Dexter" segments. I did that for the last 5-6 episodes of last season and sort of enjoyed the finale.
 
I don't know why you lot are torturing yourself watching these on a weekly basis. I've saved them up and will watch them close to the end over a short period. That way the "plot" at least moves faster and you rid yourself of the meaningless plot lines they waste time on. I fast forward the boring stuff and get my main updates from the "previously on Dexter" segments. I did that for the last 5-6 episodes of last season and sort of enjoyed the finale.

It's a decent 45 minute killer.
 
I think we can all agree that this show is just flat out awful now and then only reason to still watch it is because I've already sat through 90 fecking episodes of the thing and need to know how it ends.

I said this weeks ago. The critiques are pointless at this stage, just watch it for what it is.
 
Or what about when Dexter gets the call that there's been a murder at his apartment building and shows no urgency at all, despite the fact that his son and/or the nanny could've been there. I've been fairly easy-going about Dexter in the last few years, but that was by far the worst episode ever. In the space of one episode, we have Hannah back and picking up the same pointless relationship with Dexter (via the all-too-easy killing of a 700 million dollar man,) Deb and Vogel doing sweet feck all, the pointless apprentice subplot (already been done with Miguel and Lumen,) and more fluff with Masuka.

For me, the Hannah regression is the worst. That story-line (which sucked in the first place,) was wrapped up last season, but in the space of what six months, she's back, married, already in an abusive relationship and ready to off her hubby. To bring that back in the new (no to mention, final) season smacks of idea deficit. It would be like The Wire getting halfway through its last season and saying, 'you know what? feck this media angle, let's go back to Bunny Colvin and focus on him and Wee-Bey's son!'

Regardless of your point, you mentioned Dexter (last season) and The Wire in the same post. They are probably the best (The Wire) and the worst (Dexter, last few seasons) written shows in the history. Hectic should ban you. Or do something evil to you. Or both.
 
Nothing Hectic could do to me would match the torture of watching the Dexter-Hannah storyline.
 
Hannah:drool: I enjoyed that episode, although I no longer expect much from the writers.

Who set-up the annoying kid?
 
The whole 'family' theme is a real bore as is Hannah & Dexter's story. Interesting how the Brain-Surgeon shows up after going AWOL for several weeks. Good of the writers to get rid of the kid just as he got slightly interesting, imbeciles.

Masuka and his daughter remain pointless this season.
 
Hannah:drool: I enjoyed that episode, although I no longer expect much from the writers.

Who set-up the annoying kid?


I suppose Quinn is the one trying to frame Cassie's murder on the kid and was the one who killed her? I'd guess she let him into the apartment as she knew him and he proceeded to kill her to frame the kid for the murder.

If that's true, it seems a really random act for Quinn. He killed the Russian guy last season but that was because he 'loved' the stripper. His hatred of the kid seems irrational and to kill an innocent woman to get him to jail is stupid.
 
I suppose Quinn is the one trying to frame Cassie's murder on the kid and was the one who killed her? I'd guess she let him into the apartment as she knew him and he proceeded to kill her to frame the kid for the murder.

If that's true, it seems a really random act for Quinn. He killed the Russian guy last season but that was because he 'loved' the stripper. His hatred of the kid seems irrational and to kill an innocent woman to get him to jail is stupid.

Seems likely. It looks like Quinn is going to have a significant part in the final few episodes, bit disappointing considering he's one of the worst developed characters.
 
I actually started to like Zach in that episode. Hannah's hotness the highlight for me

I read what looks like legit spoilers (posted late July and correct for the most part) and am really underwhelmed. Nothing seems to be shocking
 
Yeah that was actually a good episode, as long as you take it for what it is. Quite amusing at times, albeit incredibly cheesy. And yes, he was just getting interesting, and then they killed him, morons.
 
So I wasn't the only one who enjoyed Zach in that episode. He had some good lines.

But then they cut a quarter of his head off.
 
That was so fecking out of nowhere. It wasn't even dramatic. Sex scene and then, oh the kids dead. Ok then.
 
This is why I was against the return of the Hannah character, too much time spent with a really boring romance element. Zach gets killed after showing some promise ...
 
It is crazy to think we're watching the last few episodes of the entire show and with each of them getting worse than the previous. I kinda expect the brain surgeon to be either Debra or Masuka's daughter now :wenger:
 
Zach was good for an episode, but I'm not too bothered about him because the tutoring thing wasnt that interesting. Having the brain surgeon come back and kill someone the viewers might actually miss is a lot more interesting. I really dont think Quinn will be the one who killed Cassie, my suspects are the guy Deb is working with or the guy she was dating. Seems a bit convenient for him not to remember Zach's face when he saw it right outside where she died.
 
That episode was a mix of good, cringe-worthy and bizarre. There was a noticeable step up in the quality of dialogue at times, although I found myself wincing at the Hannah/Dexter stuff a lot. In fairness though, some of that was fairly well done too.

Bizarre is the ending, obviously. Came out of absolutely nowhere. What was Vogel holding up in the glass, though? I took that at the time as it being the part out of Zach's brain, but obviously not now that no-one's mentioned it.
 
Well the killer sent her the other victim's brain bits so I'm guessing that is exactly what it is.

Those will they/won't they scenes between Hannah and Dexter were pretty poorly written, more like a bad romcom.
 
Ah yeah, of course. Forgot about that. Dunno who the hell it is so at least there's a little suspense on that front.
 
This was a low record. Impressing considering how shit were the last few episodes.

Zach made a good joke (chick's fighting for you) and started to become a more likable and then without a reason he died. Completely stupid. Hannah was the highlight too, really this season would have been un-watchable without her.
 
Well the killer sent her the other victim's brain bits so I'm guessing that is exactly what it is.

Those will they/won't they scenes between Hannah and Dexter were pretty poorly written, more like a bad romcom.

I thought they were implying that Vogel was the killer because she was left to drive him home
 
She had a bit of a psycho-ish look on her face too, and there have been little hints that there's something pretty amiss with her aside from her work. The experience she was talking about at the dinner table that she never elaborated on for example, with another case being the weird, obsessed hug she gave Dexter when she was going on about him being perfect.

I was just hoping that it wouldn't be her, because it'd just seem so retarded given that she was shitting herself in her own home at one point with no-one around. This is actually the reason why I feel perhaps a little suspense at who the Brain Surgeon actually is, because every option at this point seems too retarded or too out of the blue for even these writers to go for. Thinking about it though, it surely can't be anyone but Vogel though, can it?

A psychologist, neuroscientist and brain surgeon is the only sort of person I can see at the moment in this show that it would make sense for to have that sort of serial killer trait, really. It's probably another dead religious guy from season 6 type scenario whereby we're left thinking the writers are presenting it so obviously that we must assume that they're doing it on purpose, only for them then to eventually follow through with it and remove the twist altogether.
 
I thought they were implying that Vogel was the killer because she was left to drive him home

Oh yeah I certainly thought of that possibility but think it has to be a red herring. It would be way too casual a way to reveal such a 'big' moment surely.
 
She had a bit of a psycho-ish look on her face too, and there have been little hints that there's something pretty amiss with her aside from her work. The experience she was talking about at the dinner table that she never elaborated on for example, with another case being the weird, obsessed hug she gave Dexter when she was going on about him being perfect.

I was just hoping that it wouldn't be her, because it'd just seem so retarded given that she was shitting herself in her own home at one point with no-one around. This is actually the reason why I feel perhaps a little suspense at who the Brain Surgeon actually is, because every option at this point seems too retarded or too out of the blue for even these writers to go for. Thinking about it though, it surely can't be anyone but Vogel though, can it?

A psychologist, neuroscientist and brain surgeon is the only sort of person I can see at the moment in this show that it would make sense for to have that sort of serial killer trait, really. It's probably another dead religious guy from season 6 type scenario whereby we're left thinking the writers are presenting it so obviously that we assume that they're doing it on purpose, only for them then to eventually follow through with that cliche plotline.

Good post. The bit in bold is why I'm pretty sure it can't be her (even taking into account the crappy writing/bad continuity at times).

I'm pretty sure the brain surgeon won't be a former patient of hers and it could be someone else who knows her, but I'm just getting a feeling it could possibly be someone with a connection to Dexter - like the ITK in the first season.

Saying that, my immediate thought is Cassie's boyfriend. As Ekeke said, it's too convenient that he doesn't remember Zach's face. If he is the Brain Surgeon it would be a bit of an anti-climax for me. I've got no idea how he would have been able to murder Cassie like Zach murdered that woman, whereas Quinn would sort of have an idea. I just can't see it being him though.

Not many episodes left, and the quality really isn't getting any better.
 
Good post. The bit in bold is why I'm pretty sure it can't be her (even taking into account the crappy writing/bad continuity at times).

I'm pretty sure the brain surgeon won't be a former patient of hers and it could be someone else who knows her, but I'm just getting a feeling it could possibly be someone with a connection to Dexter - like the ITK in the first season.

Saying that, my immediate thought is Cassie's boyfriend. As Ekeke said, it's too convenient that he doesn't remember Zach's face. If he is the Brain Surgeon it would be a bit of an anti-climax for me. I've got no idea how he would have been able to murder Cassie like Zach murdered that woman, whereas Quinn would sort of have an idea. I just can't see it being him though.

Not many episodes left, and the quality really isn't getting any better.


I don't even know where to start with the Brain Surgeon being that guy... nothing that hasn't been said already I suppose. Still, that x 1,000,000. It's a valid suspicion, though - him saying he didn't see Zach was odd.

On the plus side, I'd say there's a reasonable chance at this point of Quinn being cut up into little pieces and dumped in the ocean. The only problem is that Dexter owes Deborah for not turning Hannah in now, so there's every fecking, shitting chance that he'll do the same with Quinn in return.

Only the Dexter writers could do something like that. Dangle a consolation prize in front of us like that only to dip it in shite.