I know right! Same way they always try and head it to the side when you’re taught to put it back where it comes from. Striker coaches have gone to shite.
Day 3 | Poland vs Netherlands | Slovenia vs Denmark | Serbia vs England
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My first time even hearing of him and he looks so fecking terrible that it’s borderline unbelievable that he could be in any national team.
He’ll score the winner now of course.
Another game where Fernandes doesn't pass to Hojlund. Selfish player.
Trying to bait Lyng, just kidding.
Trying to bait Lyng, just kidding.
Højlund has been poor since I started watching
England have a habit of making every game boring.
I want Bah to score the winner just so the headline will be “Wunder-Bah” tomorrow.
Not captain material etc.
It's like Denmark pass in little tight triangles and more often than not get themselves hemmed in.
Poulsen with better hold up play having been on the pitch for 30 seconds compared to 85 minutes of Hojlund.
Frustrating to watch how pointless some of their passing is
He’s the Danish Weghorst.
No penalty, fell down like someone who just heard Mr Brightside come on at a wedding.
England should be comfortably beating both these teams. Doesn’t mean we will, but on this showing we should be.
He was one of the worst players on the pitch, Wind was better at everything
There's a whole generation of Irishmen forever scarred from having to watch Ireland and Denmark play each other 6 times in 2 years.
Denmark are overrated - but they are the best when it comes to getting easy qualifiers 
What an awful game by Hojlund. Thoroughly unimpressive.
This is exactly how I thought Denmark would be. A group of players on their last legs like Croatia. They might be better next tournament when the old guard moves on.
Bit harsh
A draw is the best result for England right?
Aye, I was in the stadium for one of those and got alcohol poisoning out of boredom.
Garbage performance. No improvement since Qatar. Doubt we will make it out of the group
I don't think they care tbh. They will breeze through this group. I expect them to trash Serbia tonight.
This just means Modric = old and Eriksen = old
Doesnt matter - they will qualify
I imagine they'll try to win against Serbia. It just might not look like it.
Not bad if England can win later. Play Denmark next and not much to worry about on this showing. Just watch us lose to Serbia.
Sesko might actually be the real deal.
Weird that referee blew the end of the game only 10 secs after Slovenia's substitutions.. It should be at least 30 secs of added time As Far As I Know.
Ref had enough of the shit on a stick football served by both teams.
I'm stupid enough to be disappointed. Denmark is no longer the same national team as it was 3 years ago. We can play at most 1 good half in a match. Joachim Andersen was miserable and has poor technique and ball handling. Jannick Vestergaard is slower than a retirement home. And Rasmus Højlund gets far too few scoring chances for Denmark.
Only Christian Eriksen and Morten Hjulmand were good for Denmark
Only Christian Eriksen and Morten Hjulmand were good for Denmark
Depends if the manager stays. If he does then we won't be.
Hjulmand should have gotten the boot aftar Qatar but he'll probably get an extension to 26, get handed another ridiculously easy group and barely make it through again. And they'll talk about how grateful we should be about going to the tournaments. Despite a team which should obviously be able to produce better
This is a really fun tournament so far.
I remember seeing Sesko in a friendly game afew years ago and immediately thinking this guy has just got it. Great technical abilty, he’s massive and has a fierce shot. He was the striker I most fancied ever since. We should be in for him when he eventually moves.
Any team news for England?
Hope TAA has a mare.
Trouble in Gelsenkirchen. England being England.