David de Gea signs | Confirmed
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Those sheet-holders did a shoddy job, didn't they?
Imagine if from behind that sheet, suddenly....Lionel Messi.
OH GOD
OH GOD
Epic cover-up fail 
YES
GOOD.
Excited.
GOOD.
Excited.
What have i said?
Wouldn't it be better for De Gea to wear some loose blouse with a hood and some big sunglasses? It would have definitelly done a better job than this sheets
Did their job here at least!
The sheet holders are City workers trying to kidnap him before he signs for United.
Nice of them to bring in the washing too.
More informations
- The fee will be undisclosed, but it`s at least 20m
- 5-year deal
- He will go on holiday for 2 weeks
- His whole family and girlfriend will come with him to Manchester
- The fee will be undisclosed, but it`s at least 20m
- 5-year deal
- He will go on holiday for 2 weeks
- His whole family and girlfriend will come with him to Manchester
Top work Sean.
If they really want to hide his identity, they should send him Fred the Red's outfit/head to wear. Imagine all the photographers waiting outside only for Fred to get out of the car and walk in for a medical.
20m euros?
the sheet holding is pathetic
At least he came on a really hot day, we'll draw him in before unleashing the British weather. Mwahaha.
SSN confirming medical.
Hope this signing works out.
To me it seems like a big gamble to hand the No 1 spot to a 20 year old.
But I guess thats just me.
To me it seems like a big gamble to hand the No 1 spot to a 20 year old.
But I guess thats just me.
Brilliant attempt at hiding his identity there.
What are the chances the deal is complete by the end of the day?
What are the chances the deal is complete by the end of the day?
The sheet was only there to hide the lady's poor high-heel stair-climbing technique.
Excellent
Squad is starting to take shape for the new season
Squad is starting to take shape for the new season
I'm fecking buzzing here, even though we've had this signing wrapped up for ages. Jones, Young, De Gea - awesome summer so far and it's not even July!!
"Ok, I want a five year contract, a house for my girlfriend and I, another for my parents and three shortarses to follow me around trying to shield my 6'4" frame with a 5' high sheet at all times."
Although you still can't see the sun up here. Boiling hot but grey as ever.
He's only just got here but the clean sheets have already started!
Ok, I'll leave now...
Ok, I'll leave now...
He really should have worn the blankets like a shit ghost costume.
One which, if it works out, will give us a cracking goalkeeper for a long, long time. And remember, last time we tried to replace a top 'keeper, we went for an experienced Premiership option, and then a World Cup winner, and it didn't happen for us. Sometimes you've got to gamble.
Deffo in the next 24 hours!!!!!Brilliant attempt at hiding his identity there.
What are the chances the deal is complete by the end of the day?
It depends how long goes his medical, normally 2-3 hours.
hehe, Fergie's masterplan
Love the way we've gone about our business so far this summer. Most things under wraps before the window has even opened.
.....Just that one position left.
.....Just that one position left.
De Gea: "Very hot today!"
United: "Erm, yeah it's like that all the time here. Now if you'll just quickly sign here."
United: "Erm, yeah it's like that all the time here. Now if you'll just quickly sign here."
Completed yes, announced probably only in 3 days
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