I think it’s the “lights are on but nobody’s home” smile.
Darwin Núñez | Liverpool player | Fighter
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After all their years of their signings all coming in and flourishing, it's great to see their new signings now flopping
Currently the nations biggest manufacturer of :copium: where Liverpool fans are looking for the good old "he runs intensely so he is good" excuse to paint over the fact he was not in fact brought there to "work hard" for all the money.
Andy Caroll
Lukaku
Benteke
combined into one
Lukaku
Benteke
combined into one
Spent last summer on twitter trying to convince Liverpool to get him and convince United fans to stop listening to a tool like Goldbridge. He makes Lukaku look like Messi and McTominay look like Iniesta. I was begging his one season wonder would see Klopp go for him, so the day the dippers spunked out 100m on him I was happier than when we bought Casemiro and Antony.
Klopp without Buvac and Edwards is just a bratwurst Rodgers.
Next year is his year.
Darwin Donkey, causer of chaos!
Bold statement considering he has half a season left of his first year. Announcing that he is going to suck ahead of time.
Inspired chest tattoo. Must be a fan of Fast and Furious.
He looks like he can barely read
Right on time.
Oh, have I missed this.
Right on time.
Wow, I haven't seen this in ages.
Probably the last time I saw it was when Ferguson was still managing.
Yeah, y’all flipped the script for a minute.Wow, I haven't seen this in ages.
Probably the last time I saw it was when Ferguson was still managing.
How did my man do today? Has it clicked? He the next Van Nistelrooy/Raul Jimenez hybrid yet?
I’m not enjoying his lack of chaos. His Chaos XG has fallen off a cliff
There were some rumours around October that the dippers' training stuff were concerned about his intelligence levels.
His shooting technique consists of simply booting it as hard as possible. I assume goalkeepers in Portugal went on strike last season
Remember the meltdown when we did not sign him.
Even from his YouTube videos, you could tell he was lees try bad. Abortion of a a player.
Even from his YouTube videos, you could tell he was lees try bad. Abortion of a a player.
If he were missing those chances for us the whole narrative around this guy would be so different. Lukaku did better for us in Timberlands.
Remember when he went down on his knees and celebrated winning the community shield like it was the World Cup? Hehe..
His finishing is terrible, two absolute sitters yesterday and missed. The 2nd one especially, where 'trent' played a wonderful ball over the top, Nunez was clean through on goal and blasted it straight at the keeper. A good striker scores that goal!
He's about the same level as Van Nistelrooy actually, if Van Nistelrooy was still playing now.
Andy Carroll Mk.2.
Said it from week two. He can’t hit it with power towards either side of the net, it’s always down the keepers throat because that’s all his ill hit this hard technique can do.
Still think he can be a success for the dippers.
Guy gets chance after chance, strikers go through spells where they can't hit a cows arse with a banjo. You only have to look at rashford and his composure levels at the minute compared to the 18 months prior.
If he finds a little composure he would score 20+ as the chances seem to be a steady supply for him with his pace, power and movement.
Guy gets chance after chance, strikers go through spells where they can't hit a cows arse with a banjo. You only have to look at rashford and his composure levels at the minute compared to the 18 months prior.
If he finds a little composure he would score 20+ as the chances seem to be a steady supply for him with his pace, power and movement.
What does that tattoo on his chest say? Fanny?
Missed a couple of great chances, 1v1 with the keeper. It was that bad the Pool fans are now convinced he’s shit and can’t finish.
I’d say an average striker scores that goal even, or at least they always seem to against us. If you’re playing at the top end it’s because you know where the net is usually.
Neck wrinkles
I agree but I also thought Morata (who was technically so good overall) would start to score goals at a higher rate, though Nunez does get more good chances due to his speed. It's possible he'll just never be a consistent finisher. He might even find a way to have like a 30 in 30 starts sort of season and then follow it up with a 4 goals in 25 starts sort of shambolic campaign. His range is huge.
Who are some big and fast guys who got chances but couldn't finish enough of them?
How’s this donkey escaping any criticism by the media yet Antony’s already been hung, drawn and quartered? The media’s darlings clearly.
Ricardo Fuller
Wow. He is perfect for Liverpool. Too bad the "family" is crumbling
Family
Here we go, Núñez balón d'or winner 2023-2030
Sticking his tongue out when he scores to celebrate has to be one of the most annoying celebrations. He has such a punchable face.