Right, having faced off against various idiots on here claiming that Welbeck isn't good enough, despite being just 21 years of age and therefore still ridiculously young for a striker, and often employing comparisons to defend him, I've decided to just unload all the comparisons at once. I quickly made a list of all the big strikers at euro 2012, and David Villa, to show what they were up to during the season they turned 21. Also noted the age at which they were first capped for their national team, and I'd like to draw attention to just how many of this lot are either one-time or perpetual favourites of the transfer muppets:
Llorente: 4 goals in 25 appearances for Athletic Bilbao in La Liga, first cap at 23
Torres: 13 goals in 40 appearances for Atletico Madrid in La Liga, first cap at 19
Villa: 20 goals in 48 for Gijon in Segunda Liga, first cap at 23
Klose: 0 goals in 0 appearances for Kaiserslauten in the Bundesliga, first cap at 22
Gomez: 8 goals in 38 appearances for Stuttgart in the Bundesliga, first cap at 21
V. Persie: 10 goals in 41 appearances for Arsenal in the Premier League, first cap at 21
Huntelaar: 19 goals in 39 appearances for Heerenveen in the Eredivisie, first cap at 23
Di Natale: 12 goals in 25 appearances for Viareggio in Serie C, first cap at 25
Balotelli: 17 goals in 32 appearances for Manchester City in the Premier League, first cap at 19
Lewandowski: 21 goals in 34 appearances for Lech Poznan in the Ekstraklasa, first cap at 20
Ibrahimovic: 21 in 42 for Ajax in the Eredivisie, first cap at 19
Benzema: 23 in 47 for Lyon in Ligue 1, first cap at 19
Rooney: 23 in 55 for Manchester United in the Premier League, first cap at 17
Llorente is my favourite example, because it seems like every muppet and his dog is desperate for us to sign him to replace a Mancunian lad who's played for this club since he was eight years old. I'll be willing to bet a substantial amount of money that Welbeck will go on to be a better player, and have very little doubt that he has every chance of matching the reputation and career of any of the older players on the above list, with the exception of Wayne Rooney, who is a complete freak of nature.