Daily Mail

 
Jippy said:
God loves Leicester...apparently.

Woman surprised to see face of Jesus staring at her – from a log
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Woman-finds-Jesus-wood-log/story-28666437-detail/story.html#1

'Miracle' as potato looks like Hindu god
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Miracle-potato-looks-like-Hindu-god/story-19808922-detail/story.html

Message from Allah found on an egg

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Message-Allah-egg/story-27695521-detail/story.html

Worshippers pray to aubergine that looks like a Hindu god
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/W...tory-18889864-detail/story.html#ixzz40LqWEkBU
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That explains this season.
 
Manchester City star Sergio Aguero gets a raw deal as he visits his local butchers

He was unable to get his teeth stuck into the Tottenham defence on Sunday, but Sergio Aguero is still hungry for success.

The Manchester City striker was pictured outside his local butchers in Hale, Cheshire on Tuesday afternoon ahead of trying to give Chelsea’s FA Cup hopes the chop when they meet in the fifth round this weekend.

The 27-year-old was in a relaxed mood upon entering and leaving the shop – although the Argentine may feel that some have beef with City’s title chances following their 2-1 home defeat by Tottenham.
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*gives up*
 
Sad face is a thing in New Zealand too.

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-heral...ayground-gear-stolen-from-Timaru-kindergarten
 
Ma sheep be leading me along,
Just like that bitch Frodo and Samwise done,
When teach says I don't talk good, I smack her,
Cause that punk bitch drives home in a tractor.
 
They seem to create these photofits with a PSOne dev kit.
 
It's Phil Jones with yet another injury: Orville Head Syndrome.
 
Weird shit in the regions again.

Bloke's home-made smokescreen fails to bamboozle cops who can follow the massive clouds of crap spewing out of his car.

Speeding driver who tried to shake off police with James Bond-style smokescreen is spared jail

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.c...tory-28744572-detail/story.html#ixzz40u1Pq046

A strange man is asking for help finding some fit bird he got a fleeting glimpse of in a bus 30 years ago.

Man wants your help to find woman he caught a glimpse of on a New Forest bus in 1986


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Man wants your help to find woman he caught a glimpse of on a New Forest bus in 1986

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Man wants your help to find woman he caught a glimpse of on a New Forest bus in 1986

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...ght_a_glimpse_of_on_a_New_Forest_bus_in_1986/
 
There's a rampaging sheep in Wales! And a handy map, which is a masterpiece.

Police Warning As Sheep Loose On Road In Hightown

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No great surprise his mother isn't happy. Some kids have all the luck.
 
biscuit tin is believed to have been a square Rowntrees one that the defendant used to keep fishing gear, such as lines and hooks, in it.
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This is said four, FOUR times in that article :lol:
 
A disabled driver fashioned has been caught using make shift controls to drive his car. Learner driver Roy Story was using a littler picker to operate the accelerator and a metal pole to use the brake

A disabled driver fashioned has been

Littler

However on the discovery of the DIY modifications they caught up with him as he headed towards the station, and a criminal investigation ensued.
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Sakes.
 
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