Daily Mail

[Rado_N]

The comments keep coming as the trial rumbles on.











http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mocked-sportscaster-s-body.html#ixzz41waisR23

The internet is home to a remarkable number of fecktards.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

The internet is home to a remarkable number of fecktards.

Luckily you mods have done a good job corralling most of them into the United forum.

 

[SteveJ]

Spot the mistake - genuine Mail headline from earlier today (now edited):

Stop using so many exclamation marks!!! New guidelines warn pupils to stop misuing punctuation

 

[langster]

Spot the mistake - genuine Mail headline from earlier today (now edited):

 

[Silva]

 

[Jippy]

Wonder if these protesters are DM subs?

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10586809.Shoebury_seawall_consultants_paid___100k/

 

[Jippy]

Wow, this isn't actually the DM or Sport.

Is this 'T-Rex skeleton' proof that dinosaurs once roamed on MARS?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...proof-that-dinosaurs-once-roamed-on-MARS.html

 

[unchanged_lineup]

"You really should tell me your story today or tomorrow or we'll out you. So that the National Enquirer doesn't, you see. And yeah, we're really not a tabloid"

http://www.windycitymediagroup.com/...mmaker-sibling-comes-out-as-trans-/54509.html

And here is the related blood on their hands that is mentioned in that statement:
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/may/28/lucy-meadows-coroner-press-shame

 

[Rado_N]

 

[ThierryHenry]

 

[SteveJ]

Today's Mail Online story 'Are you a pervert?' is directly followed by 'Is it safe to stick a pearl in your penis?'.
No, I'm not joking.

 

[Jippy]

Today's Mail Online story 'Are you a pervert?' is directly followed by 'Is it safe to stick a pearl in your penis?'.
No, I'm not joking.

Just seen that. Urgh, 'pearling' doesn't sounds my cup of tea.

Would YOU insert a plastic bead into your penis to make you a better lover? 'Pearling' can cause 'chronic pain, infection, and even erectile dysfunction', experts warn

• 'Pearling' entails putting a plastic or metal bead under the skin of the penis
• Some men believe pearling enhances sexual pleasure for the man's partner
• That's because it allows more parts of the genitals to be stimulated
• However, a men's sexual health expert says pearling is dangerous
• It can cause infection, long-term pain and damage to the urethra
• A case report also noted that pearling can cause erectile dysfunction

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...e-dysfunction-experts-warn.html#ixzz42VEqYO3T
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

 

[SteveJ]

Do they put those bullet points at the start of every article because Mail readers can't be bothered to read the Mail?

 

[sun_tzu]

Do they put those bullet points at the start of every article because Mail readers can't be bothered to read the Mail?

I think they use different bullet points for different articles... hth

 

[SteveJ]

• Yes they do

 

[Sassy Colin]

Do they put those bullet points at the start of every article because Mail readers can't be bothered to read the Mail?

A lot are doing it on the Forum now, maybe Forum users & DM journalists are the same people.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Just seen that. Urgh, 'pearling' doesn't sounds my cup of tea.

Would YOU insert a plastic bead into your penis to make you a better lover? 'Pearling' can cause 'chronic pain, infection, and even erectile dysfunction', experts warn

• 'Pearling' entails putting a plastic or metal bead under the skin of the penis
• Some men believe pearling enhances sexual pleasure for the man's partner
• That's because it allows more parts of the genitals to be stimulated
• However, a men's sexual health expert says pearling is dangerous
• It can cause infection, long-term pain and damage to the urethra
• A case report also noted that pearling can cause erectile dysfunction

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...e-dysfunction-experts-warn.html#ixzz42VEqYO3T
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Under NO circumstances look up "pearling body modification" on Google Images.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Meanwhile, in the town that I live and in a car park that I can see from my living room window...

...ffs. I mean honestly, it's just embarrassing.

The car park is on the roof of Farmfoods, not "behind" it.

 

[Sassy Colin]

That's meant to be a spoof, so it's not for this thread, more 500K thread material.

DM are deadly serious about their stories.

 

[SteveJ]

Ken Dodd's let himself go.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Do they put those bullet points at the start of every article because Mail readers can't be bothered to read the Mail?

The Mail's very own executive summary!

 

[SteveJ]

I have to say that 'Gwen' looks a little older than 35, tbh folks.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

I have to say that 'Gwen' looks a little older than 35, tbh folks.

Tough paper round that's all

 

[SteveJ]

Actually it's Carol Vorderman.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I have to say that 'Gwen' looks a little older than 35, tbh folks.

I wouldn't be so sure. While there are a fair amount of stunners in my town there are also some very very very ugly people. I'm talking about people who looked like they are made out of 95% heroin and Special Brew. I'm in my own selerate category called "beautiful genius", obviously.

 

[Rado_N]

Do they put those bullet points at the start of every article because Mail readers can't be bothered to read the Mail?

"And when you list the 'facts', put a little dot next to each one. Mail readers like dots"

 

[Grinner]

'They must have been space aliens because one took me right up the jacksie'

 

[Jippy]

Similarly named hotel anger with woman actually tearing out her hair.

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/business/hotel-s-new-name-is-hall-so-confusing-1-6845316

 

[Jippy]

Killjoys. This sounds brilliant.

Students Start Online Petition to Shut Down Donkey Basketball Fundraiser

http://patch.com/illinois/oaklawn/s...tition-shut-down-donkey-basketball-fundraiser

 

[Jippy]

Oddly specific/borderline racist headline.

Child in hospital after being hit by Japanese car
http://m.theargus.co.uk/news/14328524.Child_in_hospital_after_being_hit_by_Japanese_car/?ref=mr&lp=5

 

[SteveJ]

Oddly specific/borderline racist headline.

Child in hospital after being hit by Japanese car
http://m.theargus.co.uk/news/14328524.Child_in_hospital_after_being_hit_by_Japanese_car/?ref=mr&lp=5

 

[Jippy]

Retired police officer escorted from cruise after travel agent accidentally ticked box calling him a terrorist

Bit harsh to laugh and you'd certainly be pissed if your estate agent balls up and ticked 'yes' to this question on your Esta.

The question on a security application required by US Department of Homeland Security asked: ‘Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?’

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...cer-escorted-cruise-11026086#ICID=fb-men-main

 

[rcoobc]

Oddly specific/borderline racist headline.

Child in hospital after being hit by Japanese car
http://m.theargus.co.uk/news/14328524.Child_in_hospital_after_being_hit_by_Japanese_car/?ref=mr&lp=5

That's so specific This thread is killing me.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Bit harsh to laugh and you'd certainly be pissed if your estate agent balls up and ticked 'yes' to this question on your Esta.

What a novel way of catching terrorists. It does presuppose honesty on their part which might be slightly detrimental to their "trade", though.

 

[Jippy]

That's so specific This thread is killing me.

I thought the Brighton Argus would be more lefty. That headline makes the nationality of the car manufacturer integral to the story, rather than merely incidental.

Imagine the hoohah if you ran a headline like 'Child run over by black (lesbian/asylum-seeker etc...) drink driver'.

 

[Jippy]

While I'm trawling my fave blogs, this quote made me chuckle.

You just don’t mix cats with helicopters

http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/local-news/appeal-find-cat-went-missing-11027603

 

[rcoobc]

Essex County Council has lodged plans to demolish the footbridge at Balkerne Hill, which has been there for nearly 40 years and replace it with one 1.2metres wider so cyclists can use it as well.

http://m.gazette-news.co.uk/news/14...s_plans_to_demolish_Balkerne_Hill_footbridge/

 

[mu4c_20le]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ports-stars-intelligent-fast-rarely-both.html

 

[Jippy]

The Mirror has a handy tip on coping with the clocks going forward (with bonus typo).

One of the downsides of the clocks changing it it can disrupt your sleep patterns leaving you feeling groggy and unrested.

To avoid this, you might want to go to bed an hour early to counteract the time change.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/clocks-go-forward-2016-everything-7619675